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This thread is so dead on its almost scary. Wow just wow. Script is crisp.

Remember coaching stability is key in college football, that is why Sark and Nansen are the only ones left from the original Sark staff. Problem is the wrong coach is still at Washington.

You know it was trouble when Holt turned down the job and then they they upped the salary. If your heart isn't in it but you did it for the money you give 70 pts in a bowl game and experience regular plungers from the opposing offense.
 
This thread is so dead on its almost scary. Wow just wow. Script is crisp.

Remember coaching stability is key in college football, that is why Sark and Nansen are the only ones left from the original Sark staff. Problem is the wrong coach is still at Washington.

You know it was trouble when Holt turned down the job and then they they upped the salary. If your heart isn't in it but you did it for the money you give 70 pts in a bowl game and experience regular plungers from the opposing offense.
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We aren't working from altitude, so you know, we can keep it crisped up.
 
I was always surprised the Huskies could hire Holt because he had a CONTRACT! I mean for months and months I kept hearing how you couldn't hire a coach who had a CONTRACT!
 
Sark: "I think the guys were trying to hard, trying to force things rather than just play. They need to learn to relax and trust the game plan"
 
Agree with every word you are putting in Baird's mouth. But I think Millen and Softy will start to turn if we lose to Boise.

BTW, we aren't going to lose to Boise.
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There's the good old Aubbie August Arrogance.
 
Agree with every word you are putting in Baird's mouth. But I think Millen and Softy will start to turn if we lose to Boise.

BTW, we aren't going to lose to Boise.
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There's the good old Aubbie August Arrogance.
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Awfully warm for the annual flip flop
 
And then to simulate the callers
Doog Caller 1: "Softy did u see that call the huskies had against them, that holding in the 1st quarter was ridiculous. Not only did it stop our drive but it changed the whole complexion of the game, we would've won if it wasn't for that."
Then doog callers 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 completely ignore football and just talk about the stadium.
Then the seventh "Price is a broken QB, this team can win 10 games if we go with miles. I'm sure our QB guru steve sarkisian has developed him into a fabulous QB."
 
This thread is so dead on its almost scary. Wow just wow. Script is crisp.

Remember coaching stability is key in college football, that is why Sark and Nansen are the only ones left from the original Sark staff. Problem is the wrong coach is still at Washington.

You know it was trouble when Holt turned down the job and then they they upped the salary. If your heart isn't in it but you did it for the money you give 70 pts in a bowl game and experience regular plungers from the opposing offense.
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I think we can make this more crisp if we simply combine the words and go with scrispt. That will save people a lot of time when typing their messages on this bored.
 
Someone pin this thread or turn it into a bingo card for the postgame show next week
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It will be interesting how correct we are on the reaction next week. If will also be interesting if we are wrong on the reaction as well. Either way it's going to be interesting.
 
Someone pin this thread or turn it into a bingo card for the postgame show next week
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It will be interesting how correct we are on the reaction next week. If will also be interesting if we are wrong on the reaction as well. Either way it's going to be interesting.
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If it's a loss, those predictions will be 100% accurate.

O/U on Baird saying he feels for the kids: 209
 
Also if it's a win I'm sure Race Bannon's twitter will get flooded as so many doogs will be calling him out.

"What does that asshole Race Bannon think now? Fucking idiot wanted Sark fired! WOOF!".
 
Honks talk postgame drinking game (after a loss)
Every time 0-12 is mentioned take a drink
Every time the team is young or something of the sort is mentioned, take a drink
Every time hugh millen mentions Keith price, take a drink
Every time Dick Baird mentions coaching stability take a drink.
Can't quite pin down softy's line
 
Honks talk postgame drinking game (after a loss)
Every time 0-12 is mentioned take a drink
Every time the team is young or something of the sort is mentioned, take a drink
Every time hugh millen mentions Keith price, take a drink
Every time Dick Baird mentions coaching stability take a drink.
Can't quite pin down softy's line
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Fuck you'll die of alcohol poisoning after 10 fucking minutes.
 
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