Bryan Addison, 4* 2018 WR/S, Gardena (Serra), CA (Offered 5/16/17)

Jamal Elliott and Baby Dye enrolled early for spring practices. Dye came in, hit the weight room and roidies, put on 20lbs, and turned out to be significantly better than the 4-star Elliott. Elliott went back to North Carolina, he missed his kid(s) and baby mommas.

Jalen Hall has a really bad case of the blues. He's a sad fellow. Four days in Eugene and they didn't up his lithium dosage.

Andrew Johnson is trying to make it to Eugene, and as soon as he can read the Cat in the Hat in a single go he can show up. I'm not holding my breath.

Juco DT Semi Vena Cava is also having some troubles figuring out where Eugene is and how to get there.

For all the talk about Oregon supposedly being weak on the OL pipeline, that's the opposite of the feelings coming from Niketown. No seniors on the OL, three guys that are going to be four year starters, Penis Sewell, Bama transfer and brother of NFL bust Chance Warmack, two other four stars last year including Jones and noted lesbian Dawson Jaramillo, giant Juco kid this year. The kid with the tits has been impressing and they're giddy about the o-line. The ladies in Eugene are especially happy with this addition:
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@oregonblitzkrieg KABOOOOM! The flip of Williams is complete! Smart kid with a real opportunity to go to UW over Oregon. That's what happens! WOOOOOOO! YEAH BUDDY! GO DAWGS!

Kaboom is what the USC fags on the Trojan board do, don't they? You like to suck their dicks, but you're not a Trojan, so I guess that means you're just a fag. We bagged Addison, so eat shit. You went to the playoffs in 2016. Speaks volumes that you're being out-recruited by Oregon. That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass.

I saw today that Oregon has already had 2 players from their 2018 class (aka the kids who signed 5 months ago) who have likely left the program in their top WR (Hall) and top RB (Elliot) as well as another kid who doesn't look like he will qualify.
That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass

ELLIOTT got beat out by baby dye. Who won’t qualify?

The Johnson kid from Georgia, right?

We dunno. Last news was he was still rehabbing an injury, but that doesn't hold water anymore, if it ever did.
 
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@oregonblitzkrieg KABOOOOM! The flip of Williams is complete! Smart kid with a real opportunity to go to UW over Oregon. That's what happens! WOOOOOOO! YEAH BUDDY! GO DAWGS!

Kaboom is what the USC fags on the Trojan board do, don't they? You like to suck their dicks, but you're not a Trojan, so I guess that means you're just a fag. We bagged Addison, so eat shit. You went to the playoffs in 2016. Speaks volumes that you're being out-recruited by Oregon. That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass.

I saw today that Oregon has already had 2 players from their 2018 class (aka the kids who signed 5 months ago) who have likely left the program in their top WR (Hall) and top RB (Elliot) as well as another kid who doesn't look like he will qualify.
That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass

Elliott had a kid and went back home. It sucks, but Oregon gets running backs like it's going out of style. Hall will be replaced in this class. This is super old news. The kid from Georgia is rehabbing an injury.

The Elliott and Hall rides went to an Australian punter and Addison.

Oh, Biggins just said he thinks we get Tauanu'u. Another shitty 4-star I guess.
 
@oregonblitzkrieg KABOOOOM! The flip of Williams is complete! Smart kid with a real opportunity to go to UW over Oregon. That's what happens! WOOOOOOO! YEAH BUDDY! GO DAWGS!

Kaboom is what the USC fags on the Trojan board do, don't they? You like to suck their dicks, but you're not a Trojan, so I guess that means you're just a fag. We bagged Addison, so eat shit. You went to the playoffs in 2016. Speaks volumes that you're being out-recruited by Oregon. That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass.

I saw today that Oregon has already had 2 players from their 2018 class (aka the kids who signed 5 months ago) who have likely left the program in their top WR (Hall) and top RB (Elliot) as well as another kid who doesn't look like he will qualify.
That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass

Elliott had a kid and went back home. It sucks, but Oregon gets running backs like it's going out of style. Hall will be replaced in this class. This is super old news. The kid from Georgia is rehabbing an injury.

The Elliott and Hall rides went to an Australian punter and Addison.

Oh, Biggins just said he thinks we get Tauanu'u[/b]. Another shitty 4-star I guess.

That's a good get if you can keep him from SC.

And Addison's good but a big dropoff from Hall. That's a signiicant net loss. Gratz on the punter though.
 
Sark was the king at getting the 4 star laminated turds by beating out Zona and Cal then hyping the shit out of them.

This isn’t like Sark at all though.

It is very similar. Other than Shaq, most the 4* Cali guys were USC castoffs like Mickens or Vatuvei. Then we had other wash outs like Sample that happen when you have a shitty coach like Sark. Kohler and Nick Montana are two others that come to mind.

Don't forget, Sark first full class was ranked somewhere around 10th.
 
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@oregonblitzkrieg KABOOOOM! The flip of Williams is complete! Smart kid with a real opportunity to go to UW over Oregon. That's what happens! WOOOOOOO! YEAH BUDDY! GO DAWGS!

Kaboom is what the USC fags on the Trojan board do, don't they? You like to suck their dicks, but you're not a Trojan, so I guess that means you're just a fag. We bagged Addison, so eat shit. You went to the playoffs in 2016. Speaks volumes that you're being out-recruited by Oregon. That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass.

I saw today that Oregon has already had 2 players from their 2018 class (aka the kids who signed 5 months ago) who have likely left the program in their top WR (Hall) and top RB (Elliot) as well as another kid who doesn't look like he will qualify.
That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass

Elliott had a kid and went back home. It sucks, but Oregon gets running backs like it's going out of style. Hall will be replaced in this class. This is super old news. The kid from Georgia is rehabbing an injury.

The Elliott and Hall rides went to an Australian punter and Addison.

Oh, Biggins just said he thinks we get Tauanu'u. Another shitty 4-star I guess.

SC gets whoever the fuck they want when recruiting against Oregon. The fact that you still don't realize this is hilarious.
 
I'm hearing that the Oregon running backs will be thinking about their families and sitting out the season but want to give the pre game speeches each week
 
Sark was the king at getting the 4 star laminated turds by beating out Zona and Cal then hyping the shit out of them.

This isn’t like Sark at all though.

It is very similar. Other than Shaq, most the 4* Cali guys were USC castoffs like Mickens or Vatuvei. Then we had other wash outs like Sample that happen when you have a shitty coach like Sark. Kohler and Nick Montana are two others that come to mind.

Don't forget, Sark first full class was ranked somewhere around 10th.

Part of the reason Sark's first class was #10 was because it had 30 kids. Just about half didn't even make it through their eligibility at UW
 
@oregonblitzkrieg KABOOOOM! The flip of Williams is complete! Smart kid with a real opportunity to go to UW over Oregon. That's what happens! WOOOOOOO! YEAH BUDDY! GO DAWGS!

Kaboom is what the USC fags on the Trojan board do, don't they? You like to suck their dicks, but you're not a Trojan, so I guess that means you're just a fag. We bagged Addison, so eat shit. You went to the playoffs in 2016. Speaks volumes that you're being out-recruited by Oregon. That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass.

I saw today that Oregon has already had 2 players from their 2018 class (aka the kids who signed 5 months ago) who have likely left the program in their top WR (Hall) and top RB (Elliot) as well as another kid who doesn't look like he will qualify.
That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass

Elliott had a kid and went back home. It sucks, but Oregon gets running backs like it's going out of style. Hall will be replaced in this class. This is super old news. The kid from Georgia is rehabbing an injury.

The Elliott and Hall rides went to an Australian punter and Addison.

Oh, Biggins just said he thinks we get Tauanu'u[/b]. Another shitty 4-star I guess.

That's a good get if you can keep him from SC.

And Addison's good but a big dropoff from Hall. That's a signiicant net loss. Gratz on the punter though.

I'm not our west anymore and don't really care about recruit highlight films because I've coached a bunch of guys with killer highlight videos that sucked balls the other 500 plays of their career but I've always trusted what Biggins has to say. He said Hall stopped caring about football after his sophomore year and his number would reflect that as he regressed every year. He thinks Addison is a way better player today.

I don't know if that it true because Hall is an NFL player if he shows up anywhere and tries, but if the kid isn't into it then all that ability is pretty meaningless.
 
@oregonblitzkrieg KABOOOOM! The flip of Williams is complete! Smart kid with a real opportunity to go to UW over Oregon. That's what happens! WOOOOOOO! YEAH BUDDY! GO DAWGS!

Kaboom is what the USC fags on the Trojan board do, don't they? You like to suck their dicks, but you're not a Trojan, so I guess that means you're just a fag. We bagged Addison, so eat shit. You went to the playoffs in 2016. Speaks volumes that you're being out-recruited by Oregon. That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass.

I saw today that Oregon has already had 2 players from their 2018 class (aka the kids who signed 5 months ago) who have likely left the program in their top WR (Hall) and top RB (Elliot) as well as another kid who doesn't look like he will qualify.
That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass

Elliott had a kid and went back home. It sucks, but Oregon gets running backs like it's going out of style. Hall will be replaced in this class. This is super old news. The kid from Georgia is rehabbing an injury.

The Elliott and Hall rides went to an Australian punter and Addison.

Oh, Biggins just said he thinks we get Tauanu'u[/b]. Another shitty 4-star I guess.

That's a good get if you can keep him from SC.

And Addison's good but a big dropoff from Hall. That's a signiicant net loss. Gratz on the punter though.

I'm not our west anymore and don't really care about recruit highlight films because I've coached a bunch of guys with killer highlight videos that sucked balls the other 500 plays of their career but I've always trusted what Biggins has to say. He said Hall stopped caring about football after his sophomore year and his number would reflect that as he regressed every year. He thinks Addison is a way better player today.

I don't know if that it true because Hall is an NFL player if he shows up anywhere and tries, but if the kid isn't into it then all that ability is pretty meaningless.

Biggins is an info guy. His only analysis on recruits goes like this, "I really like him. He was very impressive at camp such and such."
 
@oregonblitzkrieg KABOOOOM! The flip of Williams is complete! Smart kid with a real opportunity to go to UW over Oregon. That's what happens! WOOOOOOO! YEAH BUDDY! GO DAWGS!

Kaboom is what the USC fags on the Trojan board do, don't they? You like to suck their dicks, but you're not a Trojan, so I guess that means you're just a fag. We bagged Addison, so eat shit. You went to the playoffs in 2016. Speaks volumes that you're being out-recruited by Oregon. That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass.

I saw today that Oregon has already had 2 players from their 2018 class (aka the kids who signed 5 months ago) who have likely left the program in their top WR (Hall) and top RB (Elliot) as well as another kid who doesn't look like he will qualify.
That's what happens when you harness the power of the #sizzle, fuckass

Elliott had a kid and went back home. It sucks, but Oregon gets running backs like it's going out of style. Hall will be replaced in this class. This is super old news. The kid from Georgia is rehabbing an injury.

The Elliott and Hall rides went to an Australian punter and Addison.

Oh, Biggins just said he thinks we get Tauanu'u[/b]. Another shitty 4-star I guess.

That's a good get if you can keep him from SC.

And Addison's good but a big dropoff from Hall. That's a signiicant net loss. Gratz on the punter though.

I'm not our west anymore and don't really care about recruit highlight films because I've coached a bunch of guys with killer highlight videos that sucked balls the other 500 plays of their career but I've always trusted what Biggins has to say. He said Hall stopped caring about football after his sophomore year and his number would reflect that as he regressed every year. He thinks Addison is a way better player today.

I don't know if that it true because Hall is an NFL player if he shows up anywhere and tries, but if the kid isn't into it then all that ability is pretty meaningless.

You need to coach better.
 
Oregon had its Sark moment. He lasted only one year and he gone now.

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No, you had your Neu moment. Now you're in the Gilby era. Below is the guide to your next 11 years of football:

James (best coach);
Lambo (coordinate of best coach who sees team drop off);
Neu (flashy, young, hype machine);
Gilby (bizarre stop-gap hire);
Ty (comportment);
Sark (eternal 7-6);
Pete (finally caring about football again)

Chip (best coach);
Helfrich (coordinate of best coach who sees team drop off);
Willie (flashy, young, hype machine);
Crisco (bizarre stop-gap hire);
?? (comportment);
?? (eternal 7-6);
?? (finally caring about football again)
 
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