Bryan Addison, 4* 2018 WR/S, Gardena (Serra), CA (Offered 5/16/17)

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Dennis_DeYoung

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This kid is like a fucking giraffe. He's probably about 6-4, 170 and clocked in at 4.69, which is not too bad.

He looks better to me as a WR, but I know a lot of schools are looking at him as a S. This could be our opportunity to fulfill the promise we once had with Chris Hemphill: put a 3 story kid back there and let him giraffe his ass around. Sound good? I don't know if it does either.

Anyway, I like him a lot though and I think we are going to offer at some point. He said we were one of his 4 dream schools along with some fuckbag Catholic school in Indiana that is far away enough from civilization that priests can rape with impunity, the soft machine (UCLA), and some school that can hook him up with a Canadian visa if he needs it.

Anyway, here's his hudl. I think he's good. My main worry is that he's a black kid named Bryan. What kind of fucking negligence leads to naming a black kid Bryan? You can name your kid Markeviest for fuck's sake and you go with Bryan? Red Flag.
 
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White Gen X first name + white millennial first name as your last name = double red flag.
 
White Gen X first name + white millennial first name as your last name = double red flag.
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Last year there was this shit bag kid Bryan Thompson, I think he signed with Utah. I refused to watch his hudl. Don't name black kids Bryan. Don't.
 
One out, one in. #LANParty
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White Gen X first name + white millennial first name as your last name = double red flag.
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Last year there was this shit bag kid Bryan Thompson, I think he signed with Utah. I refused to watch his hudl. Don't name black kids Bryan. Don't.
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Kid was dying for a UW committable offfer. Pete said he wasn't edgy enough. Just what I heard. Don't twist.
 
He looks better to me as a WR, but I know a lot of schools are looking at him as a S. This could be our opportunity to fulfill the promise we once had with Chris Hemphill: put a 3 story kid back there and let him giraffe his ass around. Sound good? I don't know if it does either.
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Playing a giraffe at safety worked out well with Kevin King.

Oh, wait. No it didn't.

Seems unlikely he would have the feet to play corner at that size, never mind the hips. But if he does...that would be the definition of a RARE human.

 
You take that kid in a heartbeat. And I have seen no film.
Any chance to get your foot in the door at Serra in Gardena
you take.
 
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