Browning vs. Tuiasosopo

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.

well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.

Can't play any more than 3 whole seasons.

He's afraid of taking a hit and loses focus as soon as he sees just one guy rushing him. His eyes drop down and he loses sight of his receivers.

On top of that, his arm strength sucks and he lacks accuracy.

In short, he shouldn't be a quarterback. I can't even see him playing any other position, except punter.

Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.

I know everyone hates him, but Locker is one of my favorite huskies ever. I dooged so hard for him and he bled purple and gold. His freshman year he was the most exciting player in the country not named Tebow.

He should have gone to Oregon and won a natty. I'm glad he made millions and got out.

I love Jake. Jake played hard. The problem was not Jake it was what we did with him.

 

[Doogles]

Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.

well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.

Can't play any more than 3 whole seasons.

He's afraid of taking a hit and loses focus as soon as he sees just one guy rushing him. His eyes drop down and he loses sight of his receivers.

On top of that, his arm strength sucks and he lacks accuracy.

In short, he shouldn't be a quarterback. I can't even see him playing any other position, except punter.

Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.

I know everyone hates him, but Locker is one of my favorite huskies ever. I dooged so hard for him and he bled purple and gold. His freshman year he was the most exciting player in the country not named Tebow.

He should have gone to Oregon and won a natty. I'm glad he made millions and got out.

I love Jake. Jake played hard. The problem was not Jake it was what we did with him.

Fucking this.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.

well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.

Can't play any more than 3 whole seasons.

He's afraid of taking a hit and loses focus as soon as he sees just one guy rushing him. His eyes drop down and he loses sight of his receivers.

On top of that, his arm strength sucks and he lacks accuracy.

In short, he shouldn't be a quarterback. I can't even see him playing any other position, except punter.

Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.

I know everyone hates him, but Locker is one of my favorite huskies ever. I dooged so hard for him and he bled purple and gold. His freshman year he was the most exciting player in the country not named Tebow.

He should have gone to Oregon and won a natty. I'm glad he made millions and got out.

I love Jake. Jake played hard. The problem was not Jake it was what we did with him.

He chose to play for a loser though.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.

well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.

Can't play any more than 3 whole seasons.

He's afraid of taking a hit and loses focus as soon as he sees just one guy rushing him. His eyes drop down and he loses sight of his receivers.

On top of that, his arm strength sucks and he lacks accuracy.

In short, he shouldn't be a quarterback. I can't even see him playing any other position, except punter.

Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.

I know everyone hates him, but Locker is one of my favorite huskies ever. I dooged so hard for him and he bled purple and gold. His freshman year he was the most exciting player in the country not named Tebow.

He should have gone to Oregon and won a natty. I'm glad he made millions and got out.

I love Jake. Jake played hard. The problem was not Jake it was what we did with him.

Abundance

 

[DawgofThunder]

He beat USC twice. Practically singlehanded.

 

[section8]

It fucking pisses me off that Jake fucking piece of shit Browning is going to own a ton, if not all, of the UW passing records. All because he had a decent team around him and had no competition for he job and played a weak ass schedule.

Fuck. He’s probably going to be in the Husky Sports Hall of Fame someday for being PAC 12 offensive player of the year.

He’s the goddamned worst.

Doog legend for sure, many of them now completing their transition and sound like coogs. Any criticism of shit pants is countered with “look at the touchdown records”.

 

[TurdBomber]

Put another way, stats are for Fags
https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/jake-browning-1.html
https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/marques-tuiasosopo-1.html

Comparing QB stats from two different eras is a massive waste of time.

Comparing literally anything Marques accomplished at Washington to anything Jake Browning has ever done is a crime against humanity[/b].

Best remedy is to bar him from the film room and make him spend that time in a UFC ring. While not a gifted athlete, his biggest problem is being a pussy who smiles and laughs while losing, instead of throwing Gatorade cups at his teammates and cussing up a storm after a 3 & out. Jake's a fucking pussy between the ears. 100% poser first, player 2nd. Fuck the film room. Fuck being at the coach's table during meetings. That's what brownnosers do, and why posers who suck stay on the field. Jake fucking sucks in the crunch, can't throw on the run, showed no touch at all in a NY6 bowel game, and smiled & laughed on the sideline while losing. If that's not enough to bench his ass, I don't know what is.

 

[Mad_Son]

He beat USC twice. Practically singlehanded.

Practically blind

 

[theknowledge]

It fucking pisses me off that Jake fucking piece of shit Browning is going to own a ton, if not all, of the UW passing records. All because he had a decent team around him and had no completion for he job and played a weak ass schedule.

Fuck. He’s probably going to be in the Husky Sports Hall of Fame someday for being PAC 12 offensive player of the year.

He’s the goddamned worst.

If Jake had been on the '00 team, there is no way Jerramy Stevens wouldn't have raped him.

Stevens would have run his SUV into Jake instead of a retirement home.

 

[theknowledge]

Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.

well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.

Can't play any more than 3 whole seasons.

He's afraid of taking a hit and loses focus as soon as he sees just one guy rushing him. His eyes drop down and he loses sight of his receivers.

On top of that, his arm strength sucks and he lacks accuracy.

In short, he shouldn't be a quarterback. I can't even see him playing any other position, except punter.

Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.

I do believe he was castrated against USC. He obviously has not recovered from that major trauma.

 

[theknowledge]

At least he will only hold the records for 3 years

With the talent upgrades coming in Pete will never have a QB play/start for four years ever again. Depth and early entries to the NFL will prevent that. If it happens then UW has Brownshorts 2.0. Unfortunately for the record books Jake will be on top FOREVER!!!! Ugh, thats the truth.

 

[theknowledge]

BTW. This thread delivers!

 

[GrandpaSankey]

He beat USC twice. Practically singlehanded.

Practically blind

That's my quarterback!

 

[TurdBomber]

At least he will only hold the records for 3 years

With the talent upgrades coming in Pete will never have a QB play/start for four years ever again. Depth and early entries to the NFL will prevent that. If it happens then UW has Brownshorts 2.0. Unfortunately for the record books Jake will be on top FOREVER!!!! Ugh, thats the truth.

It pains me enough that you speak the truth.
But please die for speaking that specific, depressing truth.

 

[ApostleofGrief]

Look I only said above that sandlot or pickup football would help the guy. I never said he could be CURED or made into a Tuiasosopo, only that it would help. Bench his ass for all I care. If he is playing, just another reason for me to drive to fucking ellensburg.

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

Look I only said above that sandlot or pickup football would help the guy. I never said he could be CURED or made into a Tuiasosopo, only that it would help. Bench his ass for all I care. If he is playing, just another reason for me to drive to fucking ellensburg.

What the fuck is sandlot football?
Playing patsy with a bunch of 40 year old fat fucks isn't going to do shit.
Browning is shit and will continue to be shit because he has no talent.

 

[uzi]

Lockner was a fucking stud. Put him at QB last year and we beat USC.

Put him at QB this year and we beat Furd & ASU & Penn State.

I don't care that most of you believe he should have played safety at Oregon.

I love a QB that can run over the other team's linebacker.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Lockner was a fucking stud. Put him at QB last year and we beat USC.

Put him at QB this year and we beat Furd & ASU & Penn State.

I don't care that most of you believe he should have played safety at Oregon.

I love a QB that can run over the other team's linebacker.

New Year's Drunk Posting is Best Drunk Posting.

 

[dnc]

Lockner was a fucking stud. Put him at QB last year and we beat USC.

Put him at QB this year and we beat Furd & ASU & Penn State.

I don't care that most of you believe he should have played safety at Oregon.

I love a QB that can run over the other team's linebacker.

Jake Locker would have never started at QB for Chris Petersen. He values accuracy over all else. Locker would have never seen the field other than Wild Swede/Hail Mary snaps.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Lockner was a fucking stud. Put him at QB last year and we beat USC.

Put him at QB this year and we beat Furd & ASU & Penn State.

I don't care that most of you believe he should have played safety at Oregon.

I love a QB that can run over the other team's linebacker.

Jake Locker would have never started at QB for Chris Petersen. He values accuracy over all else[/b]. Locker would have never seen the field other than Wild Swede/Hail Mary snaps.

This.

It also makes me wonder why people think Peterman wants Eason.