BREAKING: Peterman officially brings Bonerpopper back for 2019

Ahmed is the test for Boner

It’s not looking too good for the Coney Island boners then.

My patience for Ahmed’s blind eyes and pussy running is already short.

IMO Ahmed should have started the move to the slot/gadget Chico roll last year anyways.

First shit game and I’ll be calling for midget McGrew, asking where big dick Newton is and wondering why trey Lowe is riding the bench in plain clothes as a WR instead of playing RB.

I think Pleasant is going to surprise (lol!)
 
This is basically - uhhhh - he's not doing good in crootin, let's give him a public boost so we are not wholly ignored this year.

It won't work.
 
Ahmed is the test for Boner

It’s not looking too good for the Coney Island boners then.

My patience for Ahmed’s blind eyes and pussy running is already short.

IMO Ahmed should have started the move to the slot/gadget Chico roll last year anyways.

First shit game and I’ll be calling for midget McGrew, asking where big dick Newton is and wondering why trey Lowe[/s] Barry Sanders 2.0 is riding the bench in plain clothes as a WR instead of playing RB.

 
When our All-American OL clears the way for McGrew’s 1500 and Ahmed’s 800 rushing and 500 receiving, it will confirm Boner is a GOOD RB coach
 
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This is basically - uhhhh - he's not doing good in crootin, let's give him a public boost so we are not wholly ignored this year.

It won't work.

If comparable was put out on each coach that is one thing ...

But if there isn’t a comparable put out with Malloe ... then you know what this is all about
 
Ahmed is the test for Boner

It’s not looking too good for the Coney Island boners then.

My patience for Ahmed’s blind eyes and pussy running is already short.

IMO Ahmed should have started the move to the slot/gadget Chico roll last year anyways.

First shit game and I’ll be calling for midget McGrew, asking where big dick Newton is and wondering why trey Lowe is riding the bench in plain clothes as a WR instead of playing RB.

I think Pleasant is going to surprise (lol!)

At the mock combine at FSP, Gaskin was asked who we should watch for. He specifically said Pleasant was going to surprise everyone.

Edit: this has nothing to do with the conversation and is not an attempt at saying Boner is good or isn’t. Just a related thought to the Pleasant reference.
 
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Ahmed is the test for Boner

It’s not looking too good for the Coney Island boners then.

My patience for Ahmed’s blind eyes and pussy running is already short.

IMO Ahmed should have started the move to the slot/gadget Chico roll last year anyways.

First shit game and I’ll be calling for midget McGrew, asking where big dick Newton is and wondering why trey Lowe is riding the bench in plain clothes as a WR instead of playing RB.

I think Pleasant is going to surprise (lol!)

At the mock combine at FSP, Gaskin was asked who we should watch for. He specifically said Pleasant was going to surprise everyone.

He’s my pick for RB with the most carries next year
 
This is basically - uhhhh - he's not doing good in crootin, let's give him a public boost so we are not wholly ignored this year.

It won't work.
If the AD had been promoting his players better while they were on campus, that would have helped him out a lot more in recruiting than having his former players try to promote him now.
 
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This is basically - uhhhh - he's not doing good in crootin, let's give him a public boost so we are not wholly ignored this year.

It won't work.
If the AD had been promoting his players better while they were on campus, that would have helped him out a lot more in recruiting than having his former players try to promote him now.

Whoever runs the twitter reads this bored.

I’m slightly encouraged by the fact they are doing anything. It’s not much, nor properly spaced amongst days or weeks, but it’s a smidge better than nothing.

Baby steps... remember they are gook grads running our marketing dept.
 
The TBS crowd can bitch all they want about recruiting, but this guy turns 3 stars into fucking machines

I have no problem with him staying on staff

I didn’t realize he coached that long at Boise. Doug Martin and Ajayi were both established NFL RB’s.
 
I see Bonerpoper was the reason Jay Ajayi went to Boise.

Still waiting for him to do the same for someone (anyone) going to Washington...
 
When our All-American OL clears the way for McGrew’s 1500 and Ahmed’s 800 rushing and 500 receiving, it will confirm Boner is a GOOD RB coach

Did McGrew join the track team to run the 1500 meter? I'd love to see him produce at a high level because I like production no matter who it is but that's a pretty lofty prediction.
 
This is basically - uhhhh - he's not doing good in crootin, let's give him a public boost so we are not wholly ignored this year.

It won't work.
If the AD had been promoting his players better while they were on campus, that would have helped him out a lot more in recruiting than having his former players try to promote him now.

Whoever runs the twitter reads this bored.

I’m slightly encouraged by the fact they are doing anything. It’s not much, nor properly spaced amongst days or weeks, but it’s a smidge better than nothing.

Baby steps... remember they are gook grads running our marketing dept.

I know everyone generally ignores your milquetoast comments, but racial slurs are not the right approach to getting noticed.
 
This is basically - uhhhh - he's not doing good in crootin, let's give him a public boost so we are not wholly ignored this year.

It won't work.
If the AD had been promoting his players better while they were on campus, that would have helped him out a lot more in recruiting than having his former players try to promote him now.

Whoever runs the twitter reads this bored.

I’m slightly encouraged by the fact they are doing anything. It’s not much, nor properly spaced amongst days or weeks, but it’s a smidge better than nothing.

Baby steps... remember they are gook grads running our marketing dept.

I know everyone generally ignores your milquetoast comments, but racial slurs are not the right approach to getting noticed.

DIAFF

 
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