Breaking News - USC About to Get

[Meek]

serious about getting serious about football by potentially hiring a recently fired brah to salvage the program.

Stay tuned for an announcement about a grotesquely inappropriate hail mary contract for Cliff...or maybe an announcement from some flailing NFL team to swoop in and steal the coach of the century.
https://twitter.com/insidetroy/status/1068602675728572416

 

[KkkliffKkklingsbury]

 

[RaceBannon]

So now USC is SERIOUS about football too?

 

[Swaye]

KKK will be perfect for the dude brah environs of USC.

 

[TTJ]

KKK will be perfect for the dude brah environs of USC.

Kliff has no idea of what you are speaking.

 

[Meek]

this is just one of a bunch of tweets, but USC is seriously believing that Urbs selling his Buckeye couch is just stage 1 of his plan to be the USC coach in a year. Even Ryan Abraham is retweeting this shit. LOL.
https://twitter.com/BradenGall/status/1069959788119945216

 

[godawgst]

Urban will get the treatment for his brain cyst, the urge/itch to return to coaching will percolate week 3, rumors to SC will heat up week 6 when they are 3-3, and he will be announced as the Trojans next coach week 10.

 

[RaceBannon]

http://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1069935605583351808

 

[RaceBannon]

Might as well not even stay in the Pac 12

 

[SonnyShackelford]

Ryan Abraham is a moron

 

[Baseman]

Air Raid in @ the Coliseum; Student Body Right—out. Let that sink in.

Let SC load up on WRs and hotshot QB’s while we take their RB’s and OL.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

Urban will get the treatment for his brain cyst, the urge/itch to return to coaching will percolate week 3, rumors to SC will heat up week 6 when they are 3-3, and he will be announced as the Trojans next coach week 10.

It’s his only shot at really trolling @SpiritHorse.