In a joint release prepared by Nike Inc. and the Oregon University:
Preparations are being fast tracked to keep Nike University CEO and founder alive long enough to witness his long arduous Natty acquisition come to fruition by January 2025.
As a family, university masquerading as a corporation we hope you share your heart felt prayers and best wishes to our beloved father (Sir Daddy Warbucks) during these difficult weeks ahead.
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