Brazil-Croatia OFFICIAL Game Thread

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I don't really get the extreme soccer hate/fear.

It makes people feel manly to hate on soccer. Let alone the fact that they couldn't survive 5 minutes in a match.

Hi there. Even Fat Fucking Fetters could survive five minutes.

I'll need to see you run for more than 5 minutes without stopping before I let you talk any more shit.

Bring some Jergens with you.

 

[PurpleJ]

I don't really get the extreme soccer hate/fear.

It makes people feel manly to hate on soccer. Let alone the fact that they couldn't survive 5 minutes in a match.

Hi there. Even Fat Fucking Fetters could survive five minutes.

I'll need to see you run for more than 5 minutes without stopping before I let you talk any more shit.

Bring some Jergens with you.

I think he's busy figuring out how to avoid embarrassment for the 3rd straight time against Ghana.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I don't really get the extreme soccer hate/fear.

It makes people feel manly to hate on soccer. Let alone the fact that they couldn't survive 5 minutes in a match.

Hi there. Even Fat Fucking Fetters could survive five minutes.

I'll need to see you run for more than 5 minutes without stopping before I let you talk any more shit.

Bring some Jergens with you.

I think he's busy figuring out how to avoid embarrassment for the 3rd straight time against Ghana.

Ok that was some funny shit.

If you divegrass douches could actually laugh along at the jokes instead of getting your cunts full of sand, we might not hate your sport so much.

 

[PurpleJ]

I don't really get the extreme soccer hate/fear.

It makes people feel manly to hate on soccer. Let alone the fact that they couldn't survive 5 minutes in a match.

Hi there. Even Fat Fucking Fetters could survive five minutes.

I'll need to see you run for more than 5 minutes without stopping before I let you talk any more shit.

Bring some Jergens with you.

I think he's busy figuring out how to avoid embarrassment for the 3rd straight time against Ghana.

Ok that was some funny shit.

If you divegrass douches could actually laugh along at the jokes instead of getting your cunts full of sand, we might not hate your sport so much.

I can laugh when it's the Sounders, but not if we are talking about REAL soccer. I'd be the first to admit that there are a lot of fags in America that like soccer. Hell, they run the USSF and the MLS and care more about ending racism, family atmosphere, and good sportsmanship than they do about winning.

 

[PurpleJ]

You might appreciate the fact that euro teams like to fire their coaches in November, though, and that's usually after the supporters groups sing songs for 2 weeks about how the coach is a dumb donkey.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

You might appreciate the fact that euro teams like to fire their coaches in November, though, and that's usually after the supporters groups sing songs for 2 weeks about how the coach is a dumb donkey.

You had me until the bolded part above, which sounds pretty fucking gay.

 

[PurpleJ]

You might appreciate the fact that euro teams like to fire their coaches in November, though, and that's usually after the supporters groups sing songs for 2 weeks about how the coach is a dumb donkey.

You had me until the bolded part above, which sounds pretty fucking gay.

It's more like slurred drunken chanting over there.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

You might appreciate the fact that euro teams like to fire their coaches in November, though, and that's usually after the supporters groups sing songs for 2 weeks about how the coach is a dumb donkey.

You had me until the bolded part above, which sounds pretty fucking gay.

It's more like slurred drunken chanting over there.

I oppose supporters and group singalongs but I support drunken chanting, especially drunken chanting of COACH JAMES! at the 7-11 on Aurora in the U-District at 3 am.

 

[PurpleJ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6rDH9iDbvzs#t=34

Skip to 0:34

 

[RoadDawg55]

I don't really get the extreme soccer hate/fear.

It makes people feel manly to hate on soccer. Let alone the fact that they couldn't survive 5 minutes in a match.

That's the worst part of the game. Any shmuck could survive 5 minutes in soccer. It would still be 0-0. If Doritos eating Joe went out there for 5 min in a football or basketball game, the game would be over.

 

[PurpleJ]

I don't really get the extreme soccer hate/fear.

It makes people feel manly to hate on soccer. Let alone the fact that they couldn't survive 5 minutes in a match.

That's the worst part of the game. Any shmuck could survive 5 minutes in soccer. It would still be 0-0. If Doritos eating Joe went out there for 5 min in a football or basketball game, the game would be over.

RoadDawgFS

 

[Kaepsknee]

Mods? Someone left the gates open.

At least the fags are being outed.

Your'e just jealous that we're bring some serious heat up the middle and pressure from the edge in this thread.

 

[Kaepsknee]

Sven just come out and admit you watched the entire game yesterday, and enjoyed it. You'll be a lot better off if you stop fighting it.

I saw the only moment of the game that mattered in a Deadspin link.

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When blatant dives frequently decide the outcome of your game, you may as well have judges scoring the contest.

But yet you spent the whole day yesterday and looks like most of today commenting on a sport that is allegedly inconsequential to you.

One may question your priorities boobs.

As for Me, I'm like the normal American sports fan. I pay attention 1 out of every 48 months.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Sven just come out and admit you watched the entire game yesterday, and enjoyed it. You'll be a lot better off if you stop fighting it.

I saw the only moment of the game that mattered in a Deadspin link.

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When blatant dives frequently decide the outcome of your game, you may as well have judges scoring the contest.

But yet you spent the whole day yesterday and looks like most of today commenting on a sport that is allegedly inconsequential to you.

One may question your priorities boobs.

As for Me, I'm like the normal American sports fan. I pay attention 1 out of every 48 months.

Ever heard of rule seven?

 

[MikeDamone]

I don't really get the extreme soccer hate/fear.

It makes people feel manly to hate on soccer. Let alone the fact that they couldn't survive 5 minutes in a match.

No. We hate it because you use word like "match", "pitch" and "nil". Fuck. And we also hate it because it pisses off people like you.

 

[dhdawg]

that was a great strike from the fullback across the pitch that broke the nil nil tie and effectively ended the match

 

[PurpleJ]

I don't really get the extreme soccer hate/fear.

It makes people feel manly to hate on soccer. Let alone the fact that they couldn't survive 5 minutes in a match.

No. We hate it because you use word like "match", "pitch" and "nil". Fuck. And we also hate it because it pisses off people like you.

You're just jealous that hand egg isn't even in the top 10 most popular sports in the world.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I don't really get the extreme soccer hate/fear.

It makes people feel manly to hate on soccer. Let alone the fact that they couldn't survive 5 minutes in a match.

No. We hate it because you use word like "match", "pitch" and "nil". Fuck. And we also hate it because it pisses off people like you.

You're just jealous that hand egg isn't even in the top 10 most popular sports in the world.

Hi. We don't give a fuck what the rest of the world thinks.

 

[PurpleJ]

I don't really get the extreme soccer hate/fear.

It makes people feel manly to hate on soccer. Let alone the fact that they couldn't survive 5 minutes in a match.

No. We hate it because you use word like "match", "pitch" and "nil". Fuck. And we also hate it because it pisses off people like you.

You're just jealous that hand egg isn't even in the top 10 most popular sports in the world.

Hi. We don't give a fuck what the rest of the world thinks.

Clearly you do.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I don't really get the extreme soccer hate/fear.

It makes people feel manly to hate on soccer. Let alone the fact that they couldn't survive 5 minutes in a match.

No. We hate it because you use word like "match", "pitch" and "nil". Fuck. And we also hate it because it pisses off people like you.

You're just jealous that hand egg isn't even in the top 10 most popular sports in the world.

Hi. We don't give a fuck what the rest of the world thinks.

Clearly you do.

I'm not arguing with the rest of the world about this shit.

HTH