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whats the mask he was wearing that makes him look like Bane?

VO2 max mask, used to measure the maximum amount of oxygen a person can intake.

A guy wore one of those to the local gym the other day. It made it easy to identify him as the biggest fag in the world.
 
I saw some guy at my gym wearing one the other day too, they are supposed to restrict your air intake to help increase your VO2 max... the actual measuring masks are really expensive I'd imagine since they are hooked up to machines and shit to analyze the results. You can buy the ones that joe blow at the gym wears for like $60 on Amazon.
 
I saw some guy at my gym wearing one the other day too, they are supposed to restrict your air intake to help increase your VO2 max... the actual measuring masks are really expensive I'd imagine since they are hooked up to machines and shit to analyze the results. You can buy the ones that joe blow at the gym wears for like $60 on Amazon.

But steroids are illegal. Might as well draw the line at protein shakes.

I wish everything was legal and the real winners would do whatever it takes. I get the spirit of the rule, but I want gladiators dammit!
 
I saw some guy at my gym wearing one the other day too, they are supposed to restrict your air intake to help increase your VO2 max... the actual measuring masks are really expensive I'd imagine since they are hooked up to machines and shit to analyze the results. You can buy the ones that joe blow at the gym wears for like $60 on Amazon.

But steroids are illegal. Might as well draw the line at protein shakes.

I wish everything was legal and the real winners would do whatever it takes. I get the spirit of the rule, but I want gladiators dammit!

Paging @Octavian
 
BananasNBlondes: "A guy wore one of those to the local gym the other day. It made it easy to identify him as the biggest fag in the world."

You should tell that to Marshawn Lynch, to his face, when he wears his.
 
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BananasNBlondes: "A guy wore one of those to the local gym the other day. It made it easy to identify him as the biggest fag in the world."

You should tell that to Marshawn Lynch, to his face, when he wears his.

Marshawn Lynch is an NFL runningback.

That guy is training for Tough Mudder at best. Which is still bad.
 
BananasNBlondes: "A guy wore one of those to the local gym the other day. It made it easy to identify him as the biggest fag in the world."

You should tell that to Marshawn Lynch, to his face, when he wears his.

Marshawn Lynch is an NFL runningback.

That guy is training for Tough Mudder at best. Which is still bad.

I was just saying... if he thinks that mask in and of itself makes you a (whatever), it would be funny if he shared that opinion with Marshawn. That's all.
 
BananasNBlondes: "A guy wore one of those to the local gym the other day. It made it easy to identify him as the biggest fag in the world."

You should tell that to Marshawn Lynch, to his face, when he wears his.

Marshawn Lynch is an NFL runningback.

That guy is training for Tough Mudder at best. Which is still bad.

NFL players lift weights, do sprints, agility drills, etc. Should he not do any of that either because he's not training for the NFL? If a piece of equipment is available to him and builds his lungs and endurance, should he NOT use it?
 
BananasNBlondes: "A guy wore one of those to the local gym the other day. It made it easy to identify him as the biggest fag in the world."

You should tell that to Marshawn Lynch, to his face, when he wears his.

Marshawn Lynch is an NFL runningback.

That guy is training for Tough Mudder at best. Which is still bad.

I was just saying... if he thinks that mask in and of itself makes you a (whatever), it would be funny if he shared that opinion with Marshawn. That's all.

You're missing the point.

When Lady gaga wears a garbage bag on her head and cones on her chest on stage, it's because she's Lady Gaga on stage.

When the town's bicycle wears the same outfit to the market for some cucumbers, it's because she's the town's bicycle.

Hth.
 
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