Bralen Trice, 3* 2019 BUCK, Glendale (O'Connor) AZ, (SUCK IT DOMERS!! BOW TO KWAT!!)

[RaceBannon]

If Oregon beats UW the mass suicides are going to be amazing.

I'm not calling for genocide, Stalin, I'm just going to enjoy the natural happening of it.

When UW wins by 21 this year, you can take pride in the incremental progress and Quook out about the recruiting.

You're going 7-6 this year and will have quite a few decommitments by early signing day.

When the ducks lose Mooster will be fishing and OBK won't care because next year.........

 

[AZDuck]

If Oregon beats UW the mass suicides are going to be amazing.

I'm not calling for genocide, Stalin, I'm just going to enjoy the natural happening of it.

When UW wins by 21 this year, you can take pride in the incremental progress and Quook out about the recruiting.

You're going 7-6 this year and will have quite a few decommitments by early signing day.

Have you seen our? schedule

 

[lawsandl]

If Oregon beats UW the mass suicides are going to be amazing.

I'm not calling for genocide, Stalin, I'm just going to enjoy the natural happening of it.

When UW wins by 21 this year, you can take pride in the incremental progress and Quook out about the recruiting.

You're going 7-6 this year and will have quite a few decommitments by early signing day.

Have you seen our? schedule

Not only that but what do they think Oregon recruits are expecting this year? I think Oregon's over/under on win total is 8.5. If Oregon goes 8-5 do they salvage the class?

 

[FireCohen]

If Oregon beats UW the mass suicides are going to be amazing.

I'm not calling for genocide, Stalin, I'm just going to enjoy the natural happening of it.

When UW wins by 21 this year, you can take pride in the incremental progress and Quook out about the recruiting.

You're going 7-6 this year and will have quite a few decommitments by early signing day.

Have you seen our? schedule

This, clearly roaddawg is having some math issues. If Oregon does not win 9+ games. I say lipo on crystoballz

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

If Oregon beats UW the mass suicides are going to be amazing.

I'm not calling for genocide, Stalin, I'm just going to enjoy the natural happening of it.

When UW wins by 21 this year, you can take pride in the incremental progress and Quook out about the recruiting.

You're going 7-6 this year and will have quite a few decommitments by early signing day.

Have you seen our? schedule

Not only that but what do they think Oregon recruits are expecting this year? I think Oregon's over/under on win total is 8.5. If Oregon goes 8-5 do they salvage the class?

I'm hearing that the Quooks were a playoff team last year if only Herbert hadn't got injured. That's what I'm hearing.

 

[RoadDawg55]

If Oregon beats UW the mass suicides are going to be amazing.

I'm not calling for genocide, Stalin, I'm just going to enjoy the natural happening of it.

When UW wins by 21 this year, you can take pride in the incremental progress and Quook out about the recruiting.

You're going 7-6 this year and will have quite a few decommitments by early signing day.

Have you seen our? schedule

Have you seen your team the past two years? Are you aware you are coached by Mario Cristobal?

You'll start out 3-0. Lose three straight to Cal, Stanford, and UW. You probably beat WSU, but it's probably not a gimme. You'll lose to AZ in the dessert. You'll lose at Utah. That's 7-5 and you lose a bowl game nobody cares about.

 

[Ballz]

If Oregon beats UW the mass suicides are going to be amazing.

I'm not calling for genocide, Stalin, I'm just going to enjoy the natural happening of it.

When UW wins by 21 this year, you can take pride in the incremental progress and Quook out about the recruiting.

You're going 7-6 this year and will have quite a few decommitments by early signing day.

Have you seen our? schedule

Have you seen your team the past two years? Are you aware you are coached by Mario Cristobal?

You'll start out 3-0. Lose three straight to Cal, Stanford, and UW. You probably beat WSU, but it's probably not a gimme. You'll lose to AZ in the dessert. You'll lose at Utah. That's 7-5 and you lose a bowl game nobody cares about.

They have a three year losing streak to the Cougs and think that'll be an easy win.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Only delusional quooks expect Oregon to make hay in 2018. They're going to be disappointed. Bama wasn't built overnight. Cristoballz is a new fish and recapturing the greatness of the past takes time. So does transitioning to a system where smash mouth is the staple. People forget that Slingblade's guys still need to be cycled out of the program and out of Eugene. The lines are going to be young and Oregon is in the process of changing identity. Opponents should expect a skrong meat and potatoes ground n pound run game to develop, combined with a stingy defense that would make Ebenezer Scrooge proud.

 

[AZDuck]

If Oregon beats UW the mass suicides are going to be amazing.

I'm not calling for genocide, Stalin, I'm just going to enjoy the natural happening of it.

When UW wins by 21 this year, you can take pride in the incremental progress and Quook out about the recruiting.

You're going 7-6 this year and will have quite a few decommitments by early signing day.

Have you seen our? schedule

Have you seen your team the past two years? Are you aware you are coached by Mario Cristobal?

You'll start out 3-0. Lose three straight to Cal, Stanford, and UW. You probably beat WSU, but it's probably not a gimme. You'll lose to AZ in the dessert. You'll lose at Utah. That's 7-5 and you lose a bowl game nobody cares about.

hardy har har Roadie-san. We? aren’t going to lose to cal

 

[AtomicDawg]

Only delusional quooks expect Oregon to make hay in 2018. They're going to be disappointed. Bama wasn't built overnight. Cristoballz is a new fish and recapturing the greatness of the past takes time. So does transitioning to a system where smash mouth is the staple. People forget that Slingblade's guys still need to be cycled out of the program and out of Eugene. The lines are going to be young and Oregon is in the process of changing identity. Opponents should expect a skrong meat and potatoes ground n pound run game to develop, combined with a stingy defense that would make Ebenezer Scrooge proud.

So you're saying cristoball just needs to get his own guys in there? This is so beautiful to observe from afar.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Only delusional quooks expect Oregon to make hay in 2018. They're going to be disappointed. Bama wasn't built overnight. Cristoballz is a new fish and recapturing the greatness of the past takes time. So does transitioning to a system where smash mouth is the staple. People forget that Slingblade's guys still need to be cycled out of the program and out of Eugene. The lines are going to be young and Oregon is in the process of changing identity. Opponents should expect a skrong meat and potatoes ground n pound run game to develop, combined with a stingy defense that would make Ebenezer Scrooge proud.

So you're saying cristoball just needs to get his own guys in there? This is so beautiful to observe from afar.

He needs more time. That being said, 2019 playoff berth or GTFO.

 

[RoadDawg55]

If Oregon beats UW the mass suicides are going to be amazing.

I'm not calling for genocide, Stalin, I'm just going to enjoy the natural happening of it.

When UW wins by 21 this year, you can take pride in the incremental progress and Quook out about the recruiting.

You're going 7-6 this year and will have quite a few decommitments by early signing day.

Have you seen our? schedule

Have you seen your team the past two years? Are you aware you are coached by Mario Cristobal?

You'll start out 3-0. Lose three straight to Cal, Stanford, and UW. You probably beat WSU, but it's probably not a gimme. You'll lose to AZ in the dessert. You'll lose at Utah. That's 7-5 and you lose a bowl game nobody cares about.

hardy har har Roadie-san. We? aren’t going to lose to cal

We'll see about that. Cal is going to be better than people think. They return almost the whole team. Wilcox might not be great, but he runs a solid program. Baldwin might be the best OC in the PAC 12. I'm actually worried about that game as a UW fan.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Only delusional quooks expect Oregon to make hay in 2018. They're going to be disappointed. Bama wasn't built overnight. Cristoballz is a new fish and recapturing the greatness of the past takes time. So does transitioning to a system where smash mouth is the staple. People forget that Slingblade's guys still need to be cycled out of the program and out of Eugene. The lines are going to be young and Oregon is in the process of changing identity. Opponents should expect a skrong meat and potatoes ground n pound run game to develop, combined with a stingy defense that would make Ebenezer Scrooge proud.

So you're saying cristoball just needs to get his own guys in there? This is so beautiful to observe from afar.

He needs more time. That being said, 2019 playoff berth or GTFO.

You're my favorite Duck on the boards because I know you're serious. 2020 or 2021 is when you might actually be a threat. You're still bad.

I'm a doog, but I've always been somewhat of a realistic doog. When we sucked, I knew we sucked. We don't suck anymore. 2011 was the only time I predicted a UW win during the Duckade.

 

[RaceBannon]

Only delusional quooks expect Oregon to make hay in 2018. They're going to be disappointed. Bama wasn't built overnight. Cristoballz is a new fish and recapturing the greatness of the past takes time. So does transitioning to a system where smash mouth is the staple. People forget that Slingblade's guys still need to be cycled out of the program and out of Eugene. The lines are going to be young and Oregon is in the process of changing identity. Opponents should expect a skrong meat and potatoes ground n pound run game to develop, combined with a stingy defense that would make Ebenezer Scrooge proud.

So you're saying cristoball just needs to get his own guys in there? This is so beautiful to observe from afar.

He needs more time. That being said, 2019 playoff berth or GTFO.

You're my favorite Duck on the boards because I know you're serious. 2020 or 2021 is when you might actually be a threat. You're still bad.

I'm a doog, but I've always been somewhat of a realistic doog. When we sucked, I knew we sucked. We don't suck anymore. 2011 was the only time I predicted a UW win during the Duckade.

I thought there were 5 good reasons why the DAWGS would win the 2008 game

 

[Saracen]

Only delusional quooks expect Oregon to make hay in 2018. They're going to be disappointed. Bama wasn't built overnight. Cristoballz is a new fish and recapturing the greatness of the past takes time. So does transitioning to a system where smash mouth is the staple. People forget that Slingblade's guys still need to be cycled out of the program and out of Eugene. The lines are going to be young and Oregon is in the process of changing identity. Opponents should expect a skrong meat and potatoes ground n pound run game to develop, combined with a stingy defense that would make Ebenezer Scrooge proud.

Only delusional quooks try to parallel what Oregon is doing as a program with Alabama.

 

[animate]

Only delusional quooks expect Oregon to make hay in 2018. They're going to be disappointed. Bama wasn't built overnight. Cristoballz is a new fish and recapturing the greatness of the past takes time. So does transitioning to a system where smash mouth is the staple. People forget that Slingblade's guys still need to be cycled out of the program and out of Eugene. The lines are going to be young and Oregon is in the process of changing identity. Opponents should expect a skrong meat and potatoes ground n pound run game to develop, combined with a stingy defense that would make Ebenezer Scrooge proud.

Only delusional quooks try to parallel what Oregon is doing as a program with Alabama.

Shhhh... They have Mario and that's enough.

 

[insinceredawg]

This Oregon team is probably on par with Sark's last team at UW. They will put up huge numbers in their cupcake non conf and against Pac12 bottom dwellers but will get plungered against good teams. They'll also have a 3 game losing streak at some point (probably Stanford, @Cal, UW). That's the script. I'll say they'll go 8-4 due to the schedule and win the offseason national championship again. 2019 is going to be special!

 

[Woof]

Only delusional quooks expect Oregon to make hay in 2018. They're going to be disappointed. Bama wasn't built overnight. Cristoballz is a new fish and recapturing the greatness of the past takes time. So does transitioning to a system where smash mouth is the staple. People forget that Slingblade's guys still need to be cycled out of the program and out of Eugene. The lines are going to be young and Oregon is in the process of changing identity. Opponents should expect a skrong meat and potatoes ground n pound run game to develop, combined with a stingy defense that would make Ebenezer Scrooge proud.

So you're saying cristoball just needs to get his own guys in there? This is so beautiful to observe from afar.

He needs more time. That being said, 2019 playoff berth or GTFO.

Agreed. I am already afraid of what Braxton Burmeister will do to UW in 2019. He might even keep the fightin' Christoballz within 30 of UW.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Only delusional quooks expect Oregon to make hay in 2018. They're going to be disappointed. Bama wasn't built overnight. Cristoballz is a new fish and recapturing the greatness of the past takes time. So does transitioning to a system where smash mouth is the staple. People forget that Slingblade's guys still need to be cycled out of the program and out of Eugene. The lines are going to be young and Oregon is in the process of changing identity. Opponents should expect a skrong meat and potatoes ground n pound run game to develop, combined with a stingy defense that would make Ebenezer Scrooge proud.

So you're saying cristoball just needs to get his own guys in there? This is so beautiful to observe from afar.

He needs more time. That being said, 2019 playoff berth or GTFO.

Agreed. I am already afraid of what Braxton Burmeister will do to UW in 2019. He might even keep the fightin' Christoballz within 30 of UW.

Browning 2.0 is finished as a UO QB. He didn't get his reads down. He gone in 2019.

 

[dnc]

Only delusional quooks expect Oregon to make hay in 2018. They're going to be disappointed. Bama wasn't built overnight. Cristoballz is a new fish and recapturing the greatness of the past takes time. So does transitioning to a system where smash mouth is the staple. People forget that Slingblade's guys still need to be cycled out of the program and out of Eugene. The lines are going to be young and Oregon is in the process of changing identity. Opponents should expect a skrong meat and potatoes ground n pound run game to develop, combined with a stingy defense that would make Ebenezer Scrooge proud.

So you're saying cristoball just needs to get his own guys in there? This is so beautiful to observe from afar.

He needs more time. That being said, 2019 playoff berth or GTFO.

Agreed. I am already afraid of what Braxton Burmeister will do to UW in 2019. He might even keep the fightin' Christoballz within 30 of UW.

Browning 2.0 is finished as a UO QB. He didn't get his reads down. He gone in 2019.

Still carving up Leavitt's D though.

Sad!