Brag away, your greatest most memorable sports moment.

playing OL for CDA High School JV my soph year against Sandpoint. We still ran a power I offense then. I pulled around the tackle and assignment was to hit first LB I could find. Saw a little kid and lined him up. He looked at me, eyes got really wide, and he just fell over on the ground. I was sad that I didn't get to hit him, but I always thought it was hilarious that the kid just didn't even try.

Second story - playing lacrosse against Lakeland in Rathdrum, ID. Classic loose ball drill. Midfielder for the other team had his head down and was trying to scoop up the ball (never put your head down.) Right as he began to raise his head….I arrived. Hit him so hard he land flat on his back and I landed on top of him. The full force of my knee landed on and shattered his cup. Left the kid there and took the ball down the field and our team scored.
This reminded me of my junior year at Kennedy. We ran a wing T and I was scout defense at the end position. Option coming my way and I drilled our starting QB. Heard him say admiringly, who the fuck just me like that.
 
I beat CAL.
There's nothing that isn't fucking awesome about our rowing program and while I would in no way ever fuck any of the rowing girls I had class with, they were really awesome and usually British Columbians that were down with trying to drink you under the table.
The softball players were all really cool too and a few of them were hot. And they had a Natty..
 
I beat CAL.
There's nothing that isn't fucking awesome about our rowing program and while I would in no way ever fuck any of the rowing girls I had class with, they were really awesome and usually British Columbians that were down with trying to drink you under the table.
The softball players were all really cool too and a few of them were hot. And they had a Natty..
Rowing has a few hot chicks here and there but in general there are better options out there.
 
I beat CAL.
There's nothing that isn't fucking awesome about our rowing program and while I would in no way ever fuck any of the rowing girls I had class with, they were really awesome and usually British Columbians that were down with trying to drink you under the table.
The softball players were all really cool too and a few of them were hot. And they had a Natty..
Rowing has a few hot chicks here and there but in general there are better options out there.
When I did row boat 30 years ago, there was a smoking hot blonde (brb, blond?)

That was about it though.
 
I beat CAL.
There's nothing that isn't fucking awesome about our rowing program and while I would in no way ever fuck any of the rowing girls I had class with, they were really awesome and usually British Columbians that were down with trying to drink you under the table.
The softball players were all really cool too and a few of them were hot. And they had a Natty..
Rowing has a few hot chicks here and there but in general there are better options out there.
When I did row boat 30 years ago, there was a smoking hot blonde (brb, blond?)

That was about it though.
If you're a slender guy that just played racquetball at the IMA a couple times a week, chicks that ripped slide down the hotness scale pretty fast.
 
I think there's a difference though @haie between ripped and just "strong on plow" type "big". A lot of the crew chicks from my era - while having great cardiovascular ability - were still off by about 20 pounds (unnecessarily) in power to weight ratio. Same it true to this day I think. The last coach tried to fight this battle and got fired for it.
 
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One word: Kegels
 
Playing IMA pickup on a Friday back when everybody (including guys playing overseas) showed up and the cost of losing a game was an hour plus wait
My team was down 14-13 or whatever and turned it over for a fast break going the other way to win the game
With the ball going to the basket for the easy game winning layup was Willie Hurst
The only defender with a shot to do anything about it was me
Let's just say it's an athletic mismatch
Somehow I got there in time and pinned his layup up against the backboard clean
We get the ball and eventually win the game staying on the court
It was the first time I ever pinned anybody on the glass …
It was also the last time I ever did it
Honorable mention was getting in Tank Johnson's head to the point that I wore his foot across my throat
 
In the aforementioned getting tea bagged dunk in the worst sports moment thread, the Throbber was in fact the leading scorer in the game against the #1 team in the state with 20 points.

Helped rinse the taste of scrotum out of my mouth just a tad
 
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