Boris Johnson Risks Life in War Torn Kyiv

[LebamDawg]

absolutely terrifying
https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1512905475943186439

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Were any of the corpses getting up for a smoke break?

 

[TXDawg]

They out looking for Biden. He wandered off.

 

[Fenderbender123]

I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Who is taller - Zelensky or @dflea ?

 

[RaceBannon]

I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.

OK Boris

 

[pawz]

I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.

OK Boris

Gals, this isn't funny.

 

[RatherBeBrewing]

I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.

Boris is a name that’s of Bulgarian origin. Boris I brought Christianity to Bulgaria. Yeah, I’m also surprised that Bulgaria did something.

The brothers Boris and Gleb, sons and heirs to Vladimir the Great of Kyiv, are considered Orthodox saints and martyrs. They were killed by their brother Sviatopolk the Accursed, or Sviatopolk the Damned if you translate it differently.

Anyway, what I’m getting at is - imagine having a pussy name like Boris or Gleb and your bro who worships the god of fucking thunder and mermaids and other cool shit slays you, takes the throne, and gets a badass name like Sviatopolk the Accursed. No wonder pious Boris became a saint, while his brother was plowing a Polish princess and razing villages or whatever while drunk on mead.

 

[Swaye]

I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.

Boris is a name that’s of Bulgarian origin. Boris I brought Christianity to Bulgaria. Yeah, I’m also surprised that Bulgaria did something.

The brothers Boris and Gleb, sons and heirs to Vladimir the Great of Kyiv, are considered Orthodox saints and martyrs. They were killed by their brother Sviatopolk the Accursed, or Sviatopolk the Damned if you translate it differently.

Anyway, what I’m getting at is - imagine having a pussy name like Boris or Gleb and your bro who worships the god of fucking thunder and mermaids and other cool shit slays you, takes the throne, and gets a badass name like Sviatopolk the Accursed. No wonder pious Boris became a saint, while his brother was plowing a Polish princess and razing villages or whatever while drunk on mead.

Actual Polish Princess:

 

[DerekJohnson]

I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.

Boris is a name that’s of Bulgarian origin. Boris I brought Christianity to Bulgaria. Yeah, I’m also surprised that Bulgaria did something.

The brothers Boris and Gleb, sons and heirs to Vladimir the Great of Kyiv, are considered Orthodox saints and martyrs. They were killed by their brother Sviatopolk the Accursed, or Sviatopolk the Damned if you translate it differently.

Anyway, what I’m getting at is - imagine having a pussy name like Boris or Gleb and your bro who worships the god of fucking thunder and mermaids and other cool shit slays you, takes the throne, and gets a badass name like Sviatopolk the Accursed. No wonder pious Boris became a saint, while his brother was plowing a Polish princess and razing villages or whatever while drunk on mead.

Actual Polish Princess:

Oh my

 

[DerekJohnson]

I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.

Boris is a name that’s of Bulgarian origin. Boris I brought Christianity to Bulgaria. Yeah, I’m also surprised that Bulgaria did something.

The brothers Boris and Gleb, sons and heirs to Vladimir the Great of Kyiv, are considered Orthodox saints and martyrs. They were killed by their brother Sviatopolk the Accursed, or Sviatopolk the Damned if you translate it differently.

Anyway, what I’m getting at is - imagine having a pussy name like Boris or Gleb and your bro who worships the god of fucking thunder and mermaids and other cool shit slays you, takes the throne, and gets a badass name like Sviatopolk the Accursed. No wonder pious Boris became a saint, while his brother was plowing a Polish princess and razing villages or whatever while drunk on mead.

Actual Polish Princess:

We might need to add a Bonerific button

 

[DerekJohnson]

I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.

Boris is a name that’s of Bulgarian origin. Boris I brought Christianity to Bulgaria. Yeah, I’m also surprised that Bulgaria did something.

The brothers Boris and Gleb, sons and heirs to Vladimir the Great of Kyiv, are considered Orthodox saints and martyrs. They were killed by their brother Sviatopolk the Accursed, or Sviatopolk the Damned if you translate it differently.

Anyway, what I’m getting at is - imagine having a pussy name like Boris or Gleb and your bro who worships the god of fucking thunder and mermaids and other cool shit slays you, takes the throne, and gets a badass name like Sviatopolk the Accursed. No wonder pious Boris became a saint, while his brother was plowing a Polish princess and razing villages or whatever while drunk on mead.

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[Swaye]

I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.

Boris is a name that’s of Bulgarian origin. Boris I brought Christianity to Bulgaria. Yeah, I’m also surprised that Bulgaria did something.

The brothers Boris and Gleb, sons and heirs to Vladimir the Great of Kyiv, are considered Orthodox saints and martyrs. They were killed by their brother Sviatopolk the Accursed, or Sviatopolk the Damned if you translate it differently.

Anyway, what I’m getting at is - imagine having a pussy name like Boris or Gleb and your bro who worships the god of fucking thunder and mermaids and other cool shit slays you, takes the throne, and gets a badass name like Sviatopolk the Accursed. No wonder pious Boris became a saint, while his brother was plowing a Polish princess and razing villages or whatever while drunk on mead.

You need to get a Wam membership this August and start posting more

I might buy him one just so I can get polish princess story tim in the Wam.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.

Boris is a name that’s of Bulgarian origin. Boris I brought Christianity to Bulgaria. Yeah, I’m also surprised that Bulgaria did something.

The brothers Boris and Gleb, sons and heirs to Vladimir the Great of Kyiv, are considered Orthodox saints and martyrs. They were killed by their brother Sviatopolk the Accursed, or Sviatopolk the Damned if you translate it differently.

Anyway, what I’m getting at is - imagine having a pussy name like Boris or Gleb and your bro who worships the god of fucking thunder and mermaids and other cool shit slays you, takes the throne, and gets a badass name like Sviatopolk the Accursed. No wonder pious Boris became a saint, while his brother was plowing a Polish princess and razing villages or whatever while drunk on mead.

You need to get a Wam membership this August and start posting more

I might buy him one just so I can get polish princess story tim in the Wam.

I'm not saying one should bing image/video search "Polish princess nude" with the safe filter off but I'm not saying one shouldn't either.

 

[Swaye]

I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.

Boris is a name that’s of Bulgarian origin. Boris I brought Christianity to Bulgaria. Yeah, I’m also surprised that Bulgaria did something.

The brothers Boris and Gleb, sons and heirs to Vladimir the Great of Kyiv, are considered Orthodox saints and martyrs. They were killed by their brother Sviatopolk the Accursed, or Sviatopolk the Damned if you translate it differently.

Anyway, what I’m getting at is - imagine having a pussy name like Boris or Gleb and your bro who worships the god of fucking thunder and mermaids and other cool shit slays you, takes the throne, and gets a badass name like Sviatopolk the Accursed. No wonder pious Boris became a saint, while his brother was plowing a Polish princess and razing villages or whatever while drunk on mead.

You need to get a Wam membership this August and start posting more

I might buy him one just so I can get polish princess story tim in the Wam.

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I'm not saying one should bing image/video search "Polish princess nude" with the safe filter off but I'm not saying one shouldn't either.

I have personal experience that polish chicks often sport tits the size of your head.

 

[RatherBeBrewing]

I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.

Boris is a name that’s of Bulgarian origin. Boris I brought Christianity to Bulgaria. Yeah, I’m also surprised that Bulgaria did something.

The brothers Boris and Gleb, sons and heirs to Vladimir the Great of Kyiv, are considered Orthodox saints and martyrs. They were killed by their brother Sviatopolk the Accursed, or Sviatopolk the Damned if you translate it differently.

Anyway, what I’m getting at is - imagine having a pussy name like Boris or Gleb and your bro who worships the god of fucking thunder and mermaids and other cool shit slays you, takes the throne, and gets a badass name like Sviatopolk the Accursed. No wonder pious Boris became a saint, while his brother was plowing a Polish princess and razing villages or whatever while drunk on mead.

You need to get a Wam membership this August and start posting more

I might buy him one just so I can get polish princess story tim in the Wam.

I appreciate the consideration. But between my biological weapons facility, the money laundering I do for the children of American politicians, and my personal Only Fans I think I’ll join closer to football season and the scholarship can be used on more need based applicants. I hear there’s someone in Battle Ground that works in tech support for Amazon and is a prime candidate.

Unfortunately, my Polish princess knowledge is mostly historical in nature. In Ukraine there is someone they call the Gas Princess. Not due to any fart fetish, at least as far as I’m aware, but due to the millions she made in Ukraine’s Wild West energy situation. She was also Ukraine’s prime minister twice, and is Ukraine’s answer to John McCain; she-pro violence against Russians, keeps losing presidential races, and has been beaten up as a prisoner. Still alive though, and is now in her 60s as a somewhat GILF.

She has advocated for violence against Russians, which, like being behind her, is a popular position.

Now in her 60s she’s reinvented herself politically, with a new haircut, glasses, and what I’m assuming is a combo of Botox and surgery.