Bob not so Crafty...

Hey man, what can a dude do?

So, he took too much of his hs dose of Viagra and needed to empty his nuts real quick.

No time for high class... He just needed to get the job done.
 
Much like Mitch in the Morning, he was just in a dark place and was suffering from low self esteem. Tears and heartfelt apology coming soon! Nothing like paying for an HJ to get ones self-esteem back on track!
 
Don't they have websites out there where college girls look for sugar daddies? Seems like the more logical and legal way to go.
 
Much like Mitch in the Morning, he was just in a dark place and was suffering from low self esteem. Tears and heartfelt apology coming soon! Nothing like paying for an HJ to get ones self-esteem back on track!

He should make a podcast where he cries for an hour.

Seriously, where are all the retweets at Mitch? Come on, people.
 
When I heard the headline on the radio I thought high class hooker who gives a fuck? I'd do the same at 80 to get some 20 or 30 something. Better than letting some gold digger make a fool of you. Keep it professional.

 
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