Bikini Bottom Pole (2nd attempt)

[YellowSnow]

 

[YellowSnow]

Something is fucky with Vanilla, so I deleted the first pole and seeing if a do-over resolves the issue.

@dnc @RaceBannon @PurpleThrobber @chuck

 

[chuck]

My vote is being suppressed. I want to vote Brazillian.

 

[YellowSnow]

My vote is being suppressed. I want to vote Brazillian.

It's a binary pole. Cheeky vs Non Cheeky.

So here's my take take: 81% of the women I see wearing cheeky bottoms have no fucking bidness going full cheek and it yucks me out. Therefore, for the good of society, we need to return to the puritanical, full bottoms.

 

[RaceBannon]

I just keep getting this

 

[chuck]

I just keep getting this

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I've seen some bikini bottoms recently that looked way scarier than that. Modesty has suffered a setback in this heat.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Something is fucky with Vanilla, so I deleted the first pole and seeing if a do-over resolves the issue.

@dnc @RaceBannon @PurpleThrobber @chuck

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I just keep getting this

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Rod was a skinny-dipping fan.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

My vote is being suppressed. I want to vote Brazillian.

It's a binary pole. Cheeky vs Non Cheeky.

So here's my take take: 81% of the women I see wearing cheeky bottoms have no fucking bidness going full cheek and it yucks me out. Therefore, for the good of society, we need to return to the puritanical, full bottoms.

In defense of those ladies, women’s fashion and stores tend to force a particular cut or style of garment down your throat whether you like it or not, body type be dammed. I remember when super low rise jeans were all the rage. It was fucking impossible to find any mid-rise (read “normal”) pairs ANYWHERE unless you went for some older brand.

It’s the same thing with swimwear I imagine.

I’m just waiting for this look to come back.

 

[YellowSnow]

My vote is being suppressed. I want to vote Brazillian.

It's a binary pole. Cheeky vs Non Cheeky.

So here's my take take: 81% of the women I see wearing cheeky bottoms have no fucking bidness going full cheek and it yucks me out. Therefore, for the good of society, we need to return to the puritanical, full bottoms.

In defense of those ladies, women’s fashion and stores tend to force a particular cut or style of garment down your throat whether you like it or not, body type be dammed. I remember when super low rise jeans were all the rage. It was fucking impossible to find any mid-rise (read “normal”) pairs ANYWHERE unless you went for some older brand.

It’s the same thing with swimwear I imagine.

I’m just waiting for this look to come back.

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I appreciate what you're saying DDJ, but surely there have to be other options out there besides cheeky bottoms? Are there not plenty of one piece bathing suits options out there?

 

[LebamDawg]

I guess Depends is not an option?

 

[YellowSnow]

I guess Depends is not an option?

 

[DerekJohnson]

My vote is being suppressed. I want to vote Brazillian.

#MeToo

 

[YellowSnow]

My vote is being suppressed. I want to vote Brazillian.

#MeToo

So @DerekJohnson I have failed you. Last weekend as we were getting ready to launch our inner tubes into the Wakanda River, there was a gaggle of (I think) Korean chicks all in cheeky bottoms getting ready to embark. Had wife and kids with me so no pics. I don't know if you could have maintained comportment with such scenery.

 

[DerekJohnson]

My vote is being suppressed. I want to vote Brazillian.

#MeToo

So @DerekJohnson I have failed you. Last weekend as we were getting ready to launch our inner tubes into the Wakanda River, there was a gaggle of (I think) Korean chicks all in cheeky bottoms getting ready to embark. Had wife and kids with me so no pics.[/b] I don't know if you could have maintained comportment with such scenery.

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[PurpleThrobber]

My vote is being suppressed. I want to vote Brazillian.

It's a binary pole. Cheeky vs Non Cheeky.

So here's my take take: 81% of the women I see wearing cheeky bottoms have no fucking bidness going full cheek and it yucks me out. Therefore, for the good of society, we need to return to the puritanical, full bottoms.

In defense of those ladies, women’s fashion and stores tend to force a particular cut or style of garment down your throat whether you like it or not, body type be dammed. I remember when super low rise jeans were all the rage. It was fucking impossible to find any mid-rise (read “normal”) pairs ANYWHERE unless you went for some older brand.

It’s the same thing with swimwear I imagine.

I’m just waiting for this look to come back.

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WOOD!

 

[Pitchfork51]

God I hate you geezers

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

My vote is being suppressed. I want to vote Brazillian.

It's a binary pole. Cheeky vs Non Cheeky.

So here's my take take: 81% of the women I see wearing cheeky bottoms have no fucking bidness going full cheek and it yucks me out. Therefore, for the good of society, we need to return to the puritanical, full bottoms.

In defense of those ladies, women’s fashion and stores tend to force a particular cut or style of garment down your throat whether you like it or not, body type be dammed. I remember when super low rise jeans were all the rage. It was fucking impossible to find any mid-rise (read “normal”) pairs ANYWHERE unless you went for some older brand.

It’s the same thing with swimwear I imagine.

I’m just waiting for this look to come back.

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I appreciate what you're saying DDJ, but surely there have to be other options out there besides cheeky bottoms? Are there not plenty of one piece bathing suits options out there?

Yes, there are lots of options online (and back in the day, catalog…oh how I loved it in my twenties when the first Victoria Secret Swim would arrive).

But sizing for swimwear is a royal bitch to figure out AND images aren’t always representative of what you actual end up getting.

And you’re right, there are some lovely one piece alternatives out there. I found this one on sale that provides full coverage:



Only downside is the weird tan lines.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Victoria Secret then



Victoria Secret now

 

[RoadDawg55]

My vote is being suppressed. I want to vote Brazillian.

It's a binary pole. Cheeky vs Non Cheeky.

So here's my take take: 81% of the women I see wearing cheeky bottoms have no fucking bidness going full cheek and it yucks me out. Therefore, for the good of society, we need to return to the puritanical, full bottoms.

This is the correct counterpoint.