BIG NEWS COMING

The "Big News" that Jimmy and UW have agreed to.part ways and UW has hired a search firm to find the next coach will be a perfect boner-killing end to this shitty weekend

Wait… do your boners last past the weekend? Should I talk to my doctor?
 
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Wait - people thought Jen “what am I doing in this job?” Cohen was going to have found a new, big name coach & wrapped up all the details in one week?

Lol. Until a week ago, she was 100% retaining lake. She’s his biggest booster. She doesn’t have a short list, she wasn’t kicking the tires of other coaches.

Her brilliant plan was to shitcan Donovan and let Jimmy reset with another shitty OC. Only her and Jimmy are so over their heads that they fucked that up and waited too long.

I honestly think if they would have fired Donovan after like UCLA, they might have weathered walk-on gate. But by firing Jon don the same weekend, it added to the general chaos around the program and forced her hand.

Just lmao that she would be announcing like a bob stoops hire today. She’s still googling “what is a search firm?”

The news is Jimmy is out. Which we have all known for days. All that said - Hallelujah.
 
Bob Stoops is such a doog dream

It’s a perfect narrative. We either hire rookie coaches, fired coaches, or burned out coaches. Which would you prefer?

Burned out amazing coaches and 3 straight NY6
Better than any other dreck fucking football I have watched the UW played

Yup. Ill take conference championships and a shot at fucking Bama
 
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Bob Stoops is such a doog dream

It’s a perfect narrative. We either hire rookie coaches, fired coaches, or burned out coaches. Which would you prefer?

Burned out amazing coaches and 3 straight NY6 loses

Yes but UW had the opportunity to play in those games.

Unfortunately for UW they faced some juggernaut teams.

They didnt get Wisconsin like Oregon, or the doog legend 8-5 Purdue team.
 
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