Best Western
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1to392831weretaken
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The Three Amigos.
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We’ll leave the light on for ya.
Blazing Saddles
1to392831weretaken
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I actually typed this, deleted it, and typed Three Amigos. Thought it would be the same joke only even more absurd (and both awesome movies).
My REAL answer: Firefly/Serenity.
This may be the only western I've ever seen, so it gets my vote. That, or the Back to the Future where Doc ends up in the wild west 1800's. Was that the third one?
dnc
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Story tim: I stayed at a Best Western on my wedding night.
I'm classy like that.
So we got married in Lancaster, PA where my wifey[/s] man is from. I was a virgin when we got married (hardy har har) so when I knew we were getting married ten minutes from a town called Intercourse, there was no way we were staying somewhere else. Turns out there's only two hotels in the town so we booked the classiest establishment we could find.
My poor wife[/s] husband.
I'm classy like that.
So we got married in Lancaster, PA where my wifey[/s] man is from. I was a virgin when we got married (hardy har har) so when I knew we were getting married ten minutes from a town called Intercourse, there was no way we were staying somewhere else. Turns out there's only two hotels in the town so we booked the classiest establishment we could find.
My poor wife[/s] husband.
@dnc , HH is not for sermon seekers. Your church group potluck on Wednsday is perfect for that. Dawgman conducts sermons by Kim in every thread... You know that, and your wifey prefers your interweb history shows that as she checks it daily.
Like the NFL, Sundays are a bummer . Church is boring i get that...but keep it off this forum. As far as ass fucking is concerned, keep trying. She'll give in eventually. But when she does dont bury it. Start with the head the 1st time. Tease her with an inch at a time.. Pretty soon she'll be grabbing your hips and sinking that buddy of yours. Dont dump in there though, itll be the last time. I know its tempting, but unload on her back. Otherwise youre cooking dinner for 3 days
PostGameOrangeSlices
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T's and P's to your wife
MikeDamone
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Big Money Rustlas
I think Robert Duvall is the greatest western actor of all time. He didn't have the sheer volume of the Duke or Clint but his characters were amazing.
