Best Seattle area burger joint?

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I have a rule with my food: It must contain food and be worth the hassle. Iceberg lettuce doesn't and isn't, so all it adds to a burger is heightened odds of making a mess. Spinach, avocado, sauteed mushrooms[/b] and/or onions are all acceptable options. Worth the inevitable feeling like you need to take a shower after eating because you're up to your elbows in burger gore.

Also, bun makes a huge difference. Gimme a garlic rosemary ciabatta toasted with butter to make it perfect.

Oh, and cut the hamburger 60/40 with mild sausage. Mmmmmmm.

Fuck off. Spinach? JFC. Cuck.

What kind of TUFF green leafs do you eat?

Christ you've become a parody of yourself.
 
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Well, I have a new fave. Great State Burger kicks to shit out of any other hamburger I've had in Seattle. I went to the one across the street from Varlamos in Laurelhurst.

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But do they have the coldest beer in town?

No. But me and @PurpleBaze took @89ute to the RAM when he was in town. Plus they have a row boat hanging from the ceiling as an added benefit.
 
Fuck off. Spinach? JFC. Cuck.

Imagine being so insecure that you get triggered by a leafy vegetable to impress incels on an anonymous message board.

I cannot be friends with people who order spinach on their hamburger. It tells me a lot about them. It's as if they were wearing a Che t shirt. That's all I need to know.
 
Fuck off. Spinach? JFC. Cuck.

Imagine being so insecure that you get triggered by a leafy vegetable to impress incels on an anonymous message board.

I cannot be friends with people who order spinach on their hamburger. It tells me a lot about them. It's as if they were wearing a Che t shirt. That's all I need to know.

You don't wanna see my required list for the hand of frenship. You just don't.
 
I consider myself as good of burger as the next man.

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Red Mill doesn't use iceberg lettuce which is a no go for me.

I have a rule with my food: It must contain food and be worth the hassle. Iceberg lettuce doesn't and isn't, so all it adds to a burger is heightened odds of making a mess. Spinach, avocado,[/b] sauteed mushrooms and/or onions are all acceptable options. Worth the inevitable feeling like you need to take a shower after eating because you're up to your elbows in burger gore.

Also, bun makes a huge difference. Gimme a garlic rosemary ciabatta toasted with butter to make it perfect.

Oh, and cut the hamburger 60/40 with mild sausage. Mmmmmmm.

JFC it's a burger not a vitamin. Spinach? fucking hell. At least iceburg has an experiential quality to it with a crunch, but spinach and avocado? Good christ.

and rosemary ciabatta? holy hell batman...do you even know how to eat junk food?

 
Burger, American cheese slice, hamburger dill pickles, ketchup and mustard on the home barby

That's a hamburger
 
Burger, American cheese slice, hamburger dill pickles, ketchup and mustard on the home barby

That's a hamburger

American cheese? Do you get it with a side of Funyuns and wash it down with a mt dew?
 
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Burger, American cheese slice, hamburger dill pickles, ketchup and mustard on the home barby

That's a hamburger

American cheese? Do you get it with a side of Funyuns and wash it down with a mt dew?

I like to buy American. I like to do that
 
Burger, American cheese slice, hamburger dill pickles, ketchup and mustard on the home barby

That's a hamburger

American cheese? Do you get it with a side of Funyuns and wash it down with a mt dew?

wait... are we talking cheeseburgers or hamburgers with cheese?
 
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