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Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.
 
I spend it with my wife of 29 years but still. ....

Maybe if you share some pics we could all enjoy the holiday
 
Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.
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How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
 
Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.
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So you are sitting in your mom's basement jerking off to your high school yearbook.
 
A lot of old fogey's on this board. Any of the 20somethings here know exactly what i'm talking about.
 
lol at the vitriol. I'm surprised some of you are surprised out here. Completely different game with social media these days. My generation is all about rape hookup culture. It literally goes like this:

Hey are you going back to Sac for thanksgiving?

Yes!

Great! Me and some of the old gang are getting together at (insert bar here), come meet up!

Ok! Haven't seen you in forever!

If I need to post a dialogue on how to seal the deal than you are truly lost. It's not that difficult. Complement her on passing the bar, mask your alcholosim, head back to mom's basement.
 
Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.
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How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
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He gets a headstart with the cousins at the kids table.

 
lol at the vitriol. I'm surprised some of you are surprised out here. Completely different game with social media these days. My generation is all about rape hookup culture. It literally goes like this:

Hey are you going back to Sac for thanksgiving?

Yes!

Great! Me and some of the old gang are getting together at (insert bar here), come meet up!

Ok! Haven't seen you in forever!

If I need to post a dialogue on how to seal the deal than you are truly lost. It's not that difficult. Complement her on passing the bar, mask your alcholosim, head back to mom's basement.
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Fucking embarrassing.
 
Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.
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How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
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Buckley, WA
 
Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.
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How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
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Buckley, WA
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I already said where I was from, and it's not Washington.
 
Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.
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How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
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Buckley, WA
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I already said where I was from, and it's not Washington.
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Preston Idaho.
 
Pro tip: don't take the internet seriously.

Did you say you are from Buckley?
 
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