Best inner tubing river in America?

[TurdBomber]

No love for the Duwamish or the Green. What do you have against raw sewage and floating bodies, guys?

And I second the vote for Discount Tire. Schwab has really gone downhill and the rest are ripoff artists.

Big O is good.

They could have ripped Bill off a couple times, but didn't. I refer to myself in 3rd person because I'm psychotic.

I had some Big O tires once back in Utah @Fire_Marshall_Bill[/b] . Fucking terrible in the snow. Huge improvement once I got some Michelin LTS Mud/Snows.

So how was the polygamy? And did the carpet match the drapes? Lotsa blondes, ya know.

 

[YellowSnow]

No love for the Duwamish or the Green. What do you have against raw sewage and floating bodies, guys?

And I second the vote for Discount Tire. Schwab has really gone downhill and the rest are ripoff artists.

Big O is good.

They could have ripped Bill off a couple times, but didn't. I refer to myself in 3rd person because I'm psychotic.

I had some Big O tires once back in Utah @Fire_Marshall_Bill[/b] . Fucking terrible in the snow. Huge improvement once I got some Michelin LTS Mud/Snows.

So how was the polygamy? And did the carpet match the drapes? Lotsa blondes, ya know.

My professed lack of faith prevented any LDS arm pit action.

 

[YellowSnow]

Too soon for @LoneStarDawg and the Guadalupe river vote?

 

[YellowSnow]

Bad day on the Deschutes recently of Darwin Awards. Six floaters put in on the quite stretch of the Deschutes above Dillon Falls. Six tubes tied up going backwards and they weren't paying attention about Dillon Falls and the danger there. 1 Dead and probably 2 more bodies to be recovered. Search continues for two missing after group goes over Dillon Falls on Deschutes River

 

[chuck]

Bad day on the Deschutes recently of Darwin Awards. Six floaters put in on the quite stretch of the Deschutes above Dillon Falls. Six tubes tied up going backwards and they weren't paying attention about Dillon Falls and the danger there. 1 Dead and probably 2 more bodies to be recovered. Search continues for two missing after group goes over Dillon Falls on Deschutes River

I've never been there, but the pic looks like something a conscious person should see coming from upstream. A 20' horizon line is fairly obvious.
Or you ask around and find out if any dangerous spots exist where you're thinking about floating. JFC

 

[YellowSnow]

Bad day on the Deschutes recently of Darwin Awards. Six floaters put in on the quite stretch of the Deschutes above Dillon Falls. Six tubes tied up going backwards and they weren't paying attention about Dillon Falls and the danger there. 1 Dead and probably 2 more bodies to be recovered. Search continues for two missing after group goes over Dillon Falls on Deschutes River

I've never been there, but the pic looks like something a conscious person should see coming from upstream. A 20' horizon line is fairly obvious.
Or you ask around and find out if any dangerous spots exist where you're thinking about floating. JFC

You never inner tube any river without know exactly what class of water is below. So much fucking stupidity.
Everyone is blaming the "big inner tube" industry around here saying "Go Float the Deschutes!". But I feel like that implies you float the lazy river in the middle of town.

 

[chuck]

Bad day on the Deschutes recently of Darwin Awards. Six floaters put in on the quite stretch of the Deschutes above Dillon Falls. Six tubes tied up going backwards and they weren't paying attention about Dillon Falls and the danger there. 1 Dead and probably 2 more bodies to be recovered. Search continues for two missing after group goes over Dillon Falls on Deschutes River

I've never been there, but the pic looks like something a conscious person should see coming from upstream. A 20' horizon line is fairly obvious.
Or you ask around and find out if any dangerous spots exist where you're thinking about floating. JFC

You never inner tube any river without know exactly what class of water is below. So much fucking stupidity.
Everyone is blaming the "big inner tube" industry around here saying "Go Float the Deschutes!". But I feel like that implies you float the lazy river in the middle of town.

I guess you gotta blame someone and few want to go around publicly blaming dead people.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Bad day on the Deschutes recently of Darwin Awards. Six floaters put in on the quite stretch of the Deschutes above Dillon Falls. Six tubes tied up going backwards and they weren't paying attention about Dillon Falls and the danger there. 1 Dead and probably 2 more bodies to be recovered. Search continues for two missing after group goes over Dillon Falls on Deschutes River

How many were Duck football players?

 

[YellowSnow]

Bad day on the Deschutes recently of Darwin Awards. Six floaters put in on the quite stretch of the Deschutes above Dillon Falls. Six tubes tied up going backwards and they weren't paying attention about Dillon Falls and the danger there. 1 Dead and probably 2 more bodies to be recovered. Search continues for two missing after group goes over Dillon Falls on Deschutes River

How many were Duck football players?

This is a gurgle free board, pal.

 

[YellowSnow]

@chuck We do have rather large river inner tubing military industrial complex here so maybe they need to start doing some public awareness campaigns to educate the dumb dumbs.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Those floaty streams are adorable.

 

[YellowSnow]

Those floaty streams are adorable.

MILFS don't go chasing waterfalls, chief.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Bad day on the Deschutes recently of Darwin Awards. Six floaters put in on the quite stretch of the Deschutes above Dillon Falls. Six tubes tied up going backwards and they weren't paying attention about Dillon Falls and the danger there. 1 Dead and probably 2 more bodies to be recovered. Search continues for two missing after group goes over Dillon Falls on Deschutes River

How many were Duck football players?

This is a gurgle free board, pal.

Nebraska classy of you, chief.

 

[Tequilla]

Comal was always my preferred but both are good
Scenery on both is top notch
Bonus points for the tied up row boats that you toss your empties in while floating

 

[YellowSnow]

I do it out of respect for SF Bob @BleachedAnusDawg . You will not see any gurgle posts from Ole Yella.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I know this inner tubes on rivers talking interesting but this the first time I’ve seen @RoadDawg55 post in more than a year.
Cause for celebration.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Those floaty streams are adorable.

MILFS don't go chasing waterfalls, chief.

MILFs like it hard and fast

 

[ukdawg]

Salt river seems to have the most drunken deaths associated with tubing. At least it did back in the day.

 

[flatus]

The tits are amazeballz.