Best Crime Blotter Headline Ever

[DeepSeaZ]

Man attacked with rocks in socks near Ballard Blocks
http://www.komonews.com/news/crime/...s-in-socks-near-Ballard-Blocks-283224461.html

The entire story is weird and weirdly funny.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Assailant still at large.