the B0G is the best conference in america when theyre matched up against each other, against actual competition, not so much, my hottest of taeks:
239 Washington State -6½
240 Minnesota
fat jerry kill needs to kill (pun not truly intended but it worked so we? went with it) himself now if he cant beat cuog
Fat Jerry already died. They have some other fat guy coaching them but he can't shake things up like Fat Jerry did.
243 Northwestern
244 Pittsburgh -5
would rather watch isis beheading videos than this fucking game
Bad college footballs games are still better than anything else on TV
247 Indiana
248 Utah -8
weird af that the utes are 8 point faves when the o/u is 5 (im fuckin serious bout that, look it up or ask @HarveyRoad )
Troy's going to finally put up video game numbers.
265 Florida State
266 Michigan -7
haha! jim harbaugh wears khakis! has sleepovers at recruits houses! he's so crazy. he's been at UM two years, he's gonna hit year three and get antsy, next nfl team that comes at him will offer gm/coaching, but hey, michigan has those super cool jumpman jerseys!
Harbaugh will be 0-4 against Urban before realizing the opportunity to go back to the NFL is too good to pass up.
273 Ohio State -3
274 Clemson
this could/should be a good game, i have no ill will to either of these teams, hope for a great game with no injuries, just hope both their airplanes going home from the game crash.
275 Iowa
276 Florida -2
there was a time, it was before the internet existed, that these teams mattered. if kirk wins, he gets a contract extension and the buyout goes up to the national debt of liberia.
Remember that line about bad college football games? I changed my mind after seeing this.
277 Western Michigan
278 Wisconsin -7½
TV in HD has come to neither of these states, they give zero fucks, just wanna see the I-formation. wiscy comes within a cunt hair of "winning" the B0G and is a TD fave over a MAC or some fuckin conference team, yea, B0G is fuckin loaded.
I hope WMU wins just so PJ Fleck can do that dive/body surf thing again. I haven't seen enough highlights of that on ESPN.
279 Southern Cal -7½
280 Penn State
we could go the "SC is going to take the pedo state lions to the showers" or "pedo state should just ignore the shaft (lmao, again, no punt intended, just worked that way) of getting to the playoffs like they ignored children being molested in their football locker rooms." fuck it, either works, everyone gets paid one way or the other.
This one is for the children!