Been on vacation for the last week…

I'm banned from the Bellagio.

I almost blew chunks in the sportsbook at that hotel. Closest I've been to being banned. Managed to hold it off till getting back to the other hotel.
 
I'm banned from the Bellagio.

Do you remember why?

At that time you could just walk into the valet parking garage if you dodged a couple stormtroopers, and the keys to all the cars are just sitting in the ignition, so I hopped into this right hand drive...Murcielago? maybe it was a Gallardo, fired that sucker up and bounced it off the rev limiter for a few seconds.
 
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You have to put forth a good effort to get 86’ed from anywhere in Vegas. Whatever gets you tossed in our pussy state is just laffed at and looked the other way there. It’s insanely expensive now but the all night party is still there for the taking
 
I always feel like Leah is "asking for it".

Am I right @RaceBannon or am I right?

Edit: didn't realize I was plagiarizing @FireCohen 's shit. Oops. I don't read his bad Engrish anyhow.

Lol, I think this the first time I wrote something that was in proper Engrish hahahaha
 
I'm banned from the Bellagio.

Who isn't?

Us pours. Why?

I'm joking. I've never been there.

#MeToo. Of course I have never stayed there. But been there? Sure. But not banned.

I have had moderate success counting cards in black jack. One casino even took my ceramic frog (Hawaiian good luck charm) for a period of time because they thought it might be helping me count. I am sure I played a hand or two there just because but I usually look for the single decks and those were more likely to be found downtown.

Never been banned but they did stop others from playing at my table and brought in somebody who dealt a mile a second while I played multiple hands. Good times. And of course they fed me many drinks.

Never got comped rooms but did get a lot of meals to try to get me to leave the tables. But, to my knowledge, no pictures in security (Not now anyhow). I guess even my big wins were fairly insignificant.
 
Jerome, Arizona is one of the coolest places I’ve ever been to.
 
Beautiful time of year to visit those areas

He's checking out properties. Going to Maui next.

Arizona, Idaho and Montana are my likely destinations later on in life

My dad describes moving from Washington to Montana as a "punt." I'd say moving to Oregon is throwing the ball away. Moving to Idaho is punting on third down and moving to Alaska is intentionally taking a safety.

Come over to One Shot Charlies in Harrison and say that to my face.

I won't have to lift a finger.

The loggers will take care of matters.

 
Jerome, Arizona is one of the coolest places I’ve ever been to.

It's fun hitting up the tool guys winery outpost. Yes I love the tempranillo too

That’s exactly why we went there. Haunted Hamburgers was great and stopped in and drank at every establishment I could. Glorious day.
 
Jerome, Arizona is one of the coolest places I’ve ever been to.

I was there a few years back. Bought a Jerome coffee mug which still sits upon my desk. CSB
 
I braved the 100 degree heat and took the kiddies to Universal studios yesterday. Not one #ScoDucks! Sad.

Bought the boys matching Herbert #10 Jerseys at Lidz. Go Bolts !!
 
I braved the 100 degree heat and took the kiddies to Universal studios yesterday. Not one #ScoDucks! Sad.

Bought the boys matching Herbert #10 Jerseys at Lidz. Go Bolts !!

Man you love loser football teams. Huskies and chargers
 
I braved the 100 degree heat and took the kiddies to Universal studios yesterday. Not one #ScoDucks! Sad.

Bought the boys matching Herbert #10 Jerseys at Lidz. Go Bolts !!

It’s a national brand… where are they then?
 
I braved the 100 degree heat and took the kiddies to Universal studios yesterday. Not one #ScoDucks! Sad.

Bought the boys matching Herbert #10 Jerseys at Lidz. Go Bolts !!

Man you love loser football teams. Huskies and chargers

True. But I’ll always have we beat Hitler.
 
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