that is good film - I hate all forms of wasps/bees/spiders as I am allergic to those bastards. This appears to be the only one that does some good in the world.
With my luck I would run into a large hive of these guys and they would make me into a zombie.
more of a zombie would be more accurate.
Made me look up a couple of things - which insect sting hurts the most. Out of this list I have had fire ants, yellow jacket, honey bee, and bald-faced hornet stings. BF hornet put me in the hospital for 3 days once, twice to emergency room, yellow jacket ER trip, fire ant just made me uncomfortable for 5 days. Honey Bee I missed 3 days of work - stepped on one and my leg looked like Alley Oop's leg.
https://www.planetdeadly.com/animals/painful-stings-schmidt-pain-index
Last September I was setting up elk camp in the Colockum. My black lab was with me and I got out the weed whacker to start clearing grass. I see my dog start snapping at his butt just before the first hornet stings me. I'd disturbed an underground yellow jackets nest and a nest of bald faced hornets on the back of a log. Fortunately hornets go after black so my hound got it worse than I did. We took off running. I've got 3 bfh attached to my shirt. Those bastards will latch on and keep giving you the business. Were running and I'm swatting at myself, I look at my dog and the poor fellow has hornets attached to his fur coming along for the ride. I started smacking him while running trying to knock the hornets off of him. We ran over 100 yards on a dead sprint and those bastards were still stinging us. I flat out couldn't run anymore I was gasping for air rolling on an old logging road trying to smash the remaining hornets. When it was over I got bit/stung 8 times that found skin. Not sure how many the dog had but they were flat out stuck to his hide letting him have it.
Last September I was setting up elk camp in the Colockum. My black lab was with me and I got out the weed whacker to start clearing grass. I see my dog start snapping at his butt just before the first hornet stings me. I'd disturbed an underground yellow jackets nest and a nest of bald faced hornets on the back of a log. Fortunately hornets go after black so my hound got it worse than I did. We took off running. I've got 3 bfh attached to my shirt. Those bastards will latch on and keep giving you the business. Were running and I'm swatting at myself, I look at my dog and the poor fellow has hornets attached to his fur coming along for the ride. I started smacking him while running trying to knock the hornets off of him. We ran over 100 yards on a dead sprint and those bastards were still stinging us. I flat out couldn't run anymore I was gasping for air rolling on an old logging road trying to smash the remaining hornets. When it was over I got bit/stung 8 times that found skin. Not sure how many the dog had but they were flat out stuck to his hide letting him have it.
I never would have made it to the hospital. I would be in HH Hell (worse than actually being here). Damn, glad you made it. When I went to the hospital, I got stung once, at the same time my wife took out the nest she got stung 6 times. Joke in the family now. On that list of stings, the BFH should be up higher
that is good film - I hate all forms of wasps/bees/spiders as I am allergic to those bastards. This appears to be the only one that does some good in the world.
With my luck I would run into a large hive of these guys and they would make me into a zombie.
more of a zombie would be more accurate.
Made me look up a couple of things - which insect sting hurts the most. Out of this list I have had fire ants, yellow jacket, honey bee, and bald-faced hornet stings. BF hornet put me in the hospital for 3 days once, twice to emergency room, yellow jacket ER trip, fire ant just made me uncomfortable for 5 days. Honey Bee I missed 3 days of work - stepped on one and my leg looked like Alley Oop's leg.
https://www.planetdeadly.com/animals/painful-stings-schmidt-pain-index
that is good film - I hate all forms of wasps/bees/spiders as I am allergic to those bastards. This appears to be the only one that does some good in the world.
With my luck I would run into a large hive of these guys and they would make me into a zombie.
more of a zombie would be more accurate.
Made me look up a couple of things - which insect sting hurts the most. Out of this list I have had fire ants, yellow jacket, honey bee, and bald-faced hornet stings. BF hornet put me in the hospital for 3 days once, twice to emergency room, yellow jacket ER trip, fire ant just made me uncomfortable for 5 days. Honey Bee I missed 3 days of work - stepped on one and my leg looked like Alley Oop's leg.
https://www.planetdeadly.com/animals/painful-stings-schmidt-pain-index
Man I'm glad I'm not allergic. They're bad enough as it is. I got nailed on my ring finger and the back of my leg yesterday on a very narrow, precarious trail with a 100' into a river (or rocks depending). I didn't take time to see what was stinging me...just kept walking fast until I was well past the spot and where the trail was wider.
Whatever it was left its stinger in my knuckle. By last night my whole hand looked like a balloon and burned like hell. Its better today but my finger is stiff as a board. Awful, vicious little bastards.
that is good film - I hate all forms of wasps/bees/spiders as I am allergic to those bastards. This appears to be the only one that does some good in the world.
With my luck I would run into a large hive of these guys and they would make me into a zombie.
more of a zombie would be more accurate.
Made me look up a couple of things - which insect sting hurts the most. Out of this list I have had fire ants, yellow jacket, honey bee, and bald-faced hornet stings. BF hornet put me in the hospital for 3 days once, twice to emergency room, yellow jacket ER trip, fire ant just made me uncomfortable for 5 days. Honey Bee I missed 3 days of work - stepped on one and my leg looked like Alley Oop's leg.
https://www.planetdeadly.com/animals/painful-stings-schmidt-pain-index
Man I'm glad I'm not allergic. They're bad enough as it is. I got nailed on my ring finger and the back of my leg yesterday on a very narrow, precarious trail with a 100' into a river (or rocks depending). I didn't take time to see what was stinging me...just kept walking fast until I was well past the spot and where the trail was wider.
Whatever it was left its stinger in my knuckle. By last night my whole hand looked like a balloon and burned like hell. Its better today but my finger is stiff as a board. Awful, vicious little bastards.
When I was growing up in my neighborhood, I spent most of my afternoon playing with the kids across the street. One day, we notice that there is a huge paper wasp nest right outside a window on the third floor of their house. Us, being geniuses, decided that we were going to throw shit at it.
We rounded up two tennis balls and took turns throwing the ball as close as we could to it. The wasps, which were about 15-20 in number, would chase the tennis ball for a several meters and we would book it. Rinse and repeat until one turn where I was retrieving my tennis ball, and I heard my cousin start screaming. I turned and she had so many wasps around her face that you couldn't tell it was her. They clung to her shirt as well, stinging her repeatedly as she ran home crying out in an ecstatic frenzy of pain and suffering. In an uncharacteristic display of chivalry, I caught up to her and tried brushing them off and shaking her down. Mistake.
Huge swathes of wasps proceeded to sting the shit out the left side of my face; I was also stung several times on my hand from wiping them off. It was absolutely horrifying, not to mention extraordinarily painful. Cousin was hospitalized for days.
To top it all off, I had a suit and tie dinner with my family 2 hours later.
I was 7 or 8 years old. Been somewhat phobic of yet fascinated by wasps since.

that is good film - I hate all forms of wasps/bees/spiders as I am allergic to those bastards. This appears to be the only one that does some good in the world.
With my luck I would run into a large hive of these guys and they would make me into a zombie.
more of a zombie would be more accurate.
Made me look up a couple of things - which insect sting hurts the most. Out of this list I have had fire ants, yellow jacket, honey bee, and bald-faced hornet stings. BF hornet put me in the hospital for 3 days once, twice to emergency room, yellow jacket ER trip, fire ant just made me uncomfortable for 5 days. Honey Bee I missed 3 days of work - stepped on one and my leg looked like Alley Oop's leg.
https://www.planetdeadly.com/animals/painful-stings-schmidt-pain-index
Man I'm glad I'm not allergic. They're bad enough as it is. I got nailed on my ring finger and the back of my leg yesterday on a very narrow, precarious trail with a 100' into a river (or rocks depending). I didn't take time to see what was stinging me...just kept walking fast until I was well past the spot and where the trail was wider.
Whatever it was left its stinger in my knuckle. By last night my whole hand looked like a balloon and burned like hell. Its better today but my finger is stiff as a board. Awful, vicious little bastards.
When I was growing up in my neighborhood, I spent most of my afternoon playing with the kids across the street. One day, we notice that there is a huge paper wasp nest right outside a window on the third floor of their house. Us, being geniuses, decided that we were going to throw shit at it.
We rounded up two tennis balls and took turns throwing the ball as close as we could to it. The wasps, which were about 15-20 in number, would chase the tennis ball for a several meters and we would book it. Rinse and repeat until one turn where I was retrieving my tennis ball, and I heard my cousin start screaming. I turned and she had so many wasps around her face that you couldn't tell it was her. They clung to her shirt as well, stinging her repeatedly as she ran home crying out in an ecstatic frenzy of pain and suffering. In an uncharacteristic display of chivalry, I caught up to her and tried brushing them off and shaking her down. Mistake.
Huge swathes of wasps proceeded to sting the shit out the left side of my face; I was also stung several times on my hand from wiping them off. It was absolutely horrifying, not to mention extraordinarily painful. Cousin was hospitalized for days.
To top it all off, I had a suit and tie dinner with my family 2 hours later.
I was 7 or 8 years old. Been somewhat phobic of yet fascinated by wasps since.
Aw fuck, y'all are giving me flashbacks. CSB:
A tarantula hawk got me good a few years back.
Basically imagine sticking an appendage in a light socket, while also being on fire, and you'll have a good idea what it feels like.
They say it lasts only 5 minutes; it was definitely not a lengthy ordeal but I estimate 7-8 minutes. I don't remember going to the car but apparently I bit down on a towel which seems to have helped me from hurting my jaw/teeth.
But that kind of pain has lasting effects. Wasp PTSD basically, lulz. I was sweating profusely and couldn't catch my breath for like an hour. Supposedly they are only in western KS, not my southeastern part of the state, but every time I see big orange wings I head the other direction, just in case.
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