Bandes Was a Big Husky Catch, Then He Made One

Thought this would be a story about him marrying a fat chick.
 
I thought this would be about him catching brown trout on the Stillaguamish (or whatever the hell river it was) with Pumpy.
 
Thought this would be a story about him marrying a fat chick.

@dirtysouwfdawg

Seriously hilarious but fuck you.

She was skinny when I started fucking her. Actually didn’t marry her until last yr when I researched the cost of alimony and child support. Till death do us part or some shit.
 
Imagine writing an article about a backup defensive tackle fielding a punt in spring ball four months ago.

Not even Stan Emptrrmanan ever fielded a punt in spring ball.
 
Thought this would be a story about him marrying a fat chick.

@dirtysouwfdawg

Seriously hilarious but fuck you.

She was skinny when I started fucking her. Actually didn’t marry her until last yr when I researched the cost of alimony and child support. Till death do us part or some shit.

It's like having 5 hot chicks rolled into one
 
Thought this would be a story about him marrying a fat chick.

@dirtysouwfdawg

Seriously hilarious but fuck you.

She was skinny when I started fucking her. Actually didn’t marry her until last yr when I researched the cost of alimony and child support. Till death do us part or some shit.

It's like having 5 hot chicks rolled into one

I’ll try and remind myself that next time.
 
Thought this would be a story about him marrying a fat chick.

@dirtysouwfdawg

Seriously hilarious but fuck you.

She was skinny when I started fucking her. Actually didn’t marry her until last yr when I researched the cost of alimony and child support. Till death[/b] do us part or some shit.

Are you planning on selling her couch?
 
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