Ballbag, what are you hearing?

[BallSacked]

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

So *we are your standard of comparison now?

You're not. HTH.

Explains your tenure here, doesn't it?

Lol, no.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Looking around the interwebs, it appears there are a number of theories

A- He got his girlfriend (who goes to BYU) preggers
B- He wants to go on his Mormon mission
C- He expected to be starter from day 1 but has barely cracked the 3-deeps and he's pissed about it
D- He wanted to go somewhere else but his parents forced him to go to UCLA and he's pissed about it
E- He really does just have a personal issue going on and will be back in a couple days

 

[FremontTroll]

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

So *we are your standard of comparison now?

You're not. HTH.

Good to hear you still aspire to be USC despite all the years of failure.

You've convinced me the problem clearly isn't that soft players flock to UCLA. I just wish there was another answer- any answer. Its got to be hard to constantly wonder why USC has all those nattys in their trophy case just across town. Keep your chin up.

 

[BallSacked]

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

So *we are your standard of comparison now?

You're not. HTH.

Good to hear you still aspire to be USC despite all the years of failure.

You've convinced me the problem clearly isn't that soft players flock to UCLA. I just wish there was another answer- any answer. Its got to be hard to constantly wonder why USC has all those nattys in their trophy case just across town. Keep your chin up.

Pressing.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Easy answer- the Mormon tried to fuck with the Jew.

 

[AZDuck]

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

So *we are your standard of comparison now?

You're not. HTH.

Good to hear you still aspire to be USC despite all the years of failure.

You've convinced me the problem clearly isn't that soft players flock to UCLA. I just wish there was another answer- any answer. Its got to be hard to constantly wonder why USC has all those nattys in their trophy case just across town. Keep your chin up.

Pressing.

Gary Beban's syphilitic ghost says otherwise

 

[BallSacked]

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

So *we are your standard of comparison now?

You're not. HTH.

Good to hear you still aspire to be USC despite all the years of failure.

You've convinced me the problem clearly isn't that soft players flock to UCLA. I just wish there was another answer- any answer. Its got to be hard to constantly wonder why USC has all those nattys in their trophy case just across town. Keep your chin up.

Pressing.

Gary Beban's syphilitic ghost says otherwise

Hey remember when you had a meltdown on here and got kicked off? What was up with that? Did you get help?

 

[unfrozencaveman]

Mique Juarez, reportedly seen with his girlfriend at Boeing Field this AM. Details to follow

 

[Swaye]

Mique Juarez, reportedly seen with his girlfriend at Boeing Field this AM. Details to follow

5 bucks says she's a tranny.

 

[FremontTroll]

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

So *we are your standard of comparison now?

You're not. HTH.

Good to hear you still aspire to be USC despite all the years of failure.

You've convinced me the problem clearly isn't that soft players flock to UCLA. I just wish there was another answer- any answer. Its got to be hard to constantly wonder why USC has all those nattys in their trophy case just across town. Keep your chin up.

Pressing.

Unlike your DBs coach you are at least aware of the concept of pressing I will grant you that much.

 

[BallSacked]

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

So *we are your standard of comparison now?

You're not. HTH.

Good to hear you still aspire to be USC despite all the years of failure.

You've convinced me the problem clearly isn't that soft players flock to UCLA. I just wish there was another answer- any answer. Its got to be hard to constantly wonder why USC has all those nattys in their trophy case just across town. Keep your chin up.

Pressing.

Unlike your DBs coach you are at least aware of the concept of pressing I will grant you that much.

Now that was good. Bravo.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

http://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/765334823598628864

 

[Kaepsknee]

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

We?

If I'm gonna trust someone to push someone's shit the right way, I'm dispatching ballbag.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

http://twitter.com/ocbrewin/status/765609044597809152

 

[Pitchfork51]

Easy answer- the Mormon tried to fuck with the Jew.

Damn Rosen is one goofy looking fuck

 

[PurpleJ]

He can't hear with Hillary's jizz plugging his ears.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Scott White of the Coney Island Whites?

Didn't realize he was in the coaching game

 

[greenblood]

Looking around the interwebs, it appears there are a number of theories

A- He got his girlfriend (who goes to BYU) preggers
B- He wants to go on his Mormon mission
C- He expected to be starter from day 1 but has barely cracked the 3-deeps and he's pissed about it
D- He wanted to go somewhere else but his parents forced him to go to UCLA and he's pissed about it
E- He really does just have a personal issue going on and will be back in a couple days

He was there in spring and had a concussion the first day or two of spring ball that sidelined him the whole spring. Then he walks off after two days in fall. I think his commitment to football isn't there...so he's quitting.

Im sure his commitment will be there for BYU again in 3 years after a few years at a JC or door to door LDS'ing.

Edit (yes I had to edit that): hopefully it's not a girl friend issue, because Twitter stalking indicates he has one that would make irishdawg proud.

So you're saying Tom Rinaldi has a raging boner right now?

 

[greenblood]

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

You do realize UCLA has an even longer conference title drought than UW...right?

 

[dnc]

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

You do realize UCLA has an even longer conference title drought than UW...right?

BHAM!