Auburndawg's Preseason PAC-12 Power Rankings!

IF Tanigawa and Jamora are healthy, if. This is not a strong list. Shark can't screw this up?

Steve couldn't pull the trigger on last year's Alabama team. He'd start throwing bubble screens and other goofy short passes thee to four plays of five in the second half. He'd stop running altoghter if he got behind. That's what he does.

This is not last year. Add Tanigawa, Jamora, Callier, Riva, Kevin Smith, maybe Kohler at some point, and a year of experience to last year's team. We return more starters than anyone else.

Sorry to be positive, but even Sark is going to have hard time screwing this team up.
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Sark is a fucktarded play caller. Head scratchers appeared early 2009 and completely set in with that shit he called at Notre Dame. IMHO the Huskies have played just one "great" game under Sark, and that was vs #19 Cal at the end of the 2009 season. Unfortunately that turned out to be a complete head fake.
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I for one can't wait to see our new up-tempo offense. They will go 3-and-out even faster than the old offense. But the defense won't mind, cuz we have so much depth now. #BestPlayCallerInAmerica
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The plungers that will result will be remarkable. Should be the end of an error.
 
IF Tanigawa and Jamora are healthy, if. This is not a strong list. Shark can't screw this up?

Steve couldn't pull the trigger on last year's Alabama team. He'd start throwing bubble screens and other goofy short passes thee to four plays of five in the second half. He'd stop running altoghter if he got behind. That's what he does.

This is not last year. Add Tanigawa, Jamora, Callier, Riva, Kevin Smith, maybe Kohler at some point, and a year of experience to last year's team. We return more starters than anyone else.

Sorry to be positive, but even Sark is going to have hard time screwing this team up.
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Sark is a fucktarded play caller. Head scratchers appeared early 2009 and completely set in with that shit he called at Notre Dame. IMHO the Huskies have played just one "great" game under Sark, and that was vs #19 Cal at the end of the 2009 season. Unfortunately that turned out to be a complete head fake.
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I for one can't wait to see our new up-tempo offense. They will go 3-and-out even faster than the old offense. But the defense won't mind, cuz we have so much depth now. #BestPlayCallerInAmerica
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The plungers that will result will be remarkable. Should be the end of an error.
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At that point Kim will be saying "Sometimes you have to take a few steps backwards before you can move forward."
 
This is not last year. Add Tanigawa, Jamora, Callier, Riva, Kevin Smith, maybe Kohler at some point, and a year of experience to last year's team. We return more starters than anyone else.

Sorry to be positive, but even Sark is going to have hard time screwing this team up.
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Returning starters is a shit metric. You're an idiot fucking doog if you think UW>ASU.
 
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I love how doogs like AuburnDoog think a year of experience makes all the difference and like all of our players will automatically improve. The truth is some will, some won't, some guys will get injured. Newsflash Aubs, there are coaches in the Pac 12 that are much better than Sark at developing players. We aren't the only team with a strength and conditioning program and we aren't the only team that practices. Even if we do improve, there are others teams that are improving as well.

I don't give a fuck about returning starters when other teams have 2nd and 3rd string guys who are as good, if not better, than some of our starters. Also, how is a year of experience going to change all of the issues on the road?
 
This is not last year. Add Tanigawa, Jamora, Callier, Riva, Kevin Smith, maybe Kohler at some point, and a year of experience to last year's team. We return more starters than anyone else.

Sorry to be positive, but even Sark is going to have hard time screwing this team up.
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Returning starters is a shit metric. You're an idiot fucking doog if you think UW>ASU.
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That game is in Tempe. ASU will Thunderfuck the Huskies. Hi Harv!
 
Auburn simpleton never learns with his anachronistic remnant nonsense. I hear he brought down real estate value of this site 80 percent by posting his utter nonsense here
 
Has uw ever out performed in auburns rankings? Just a legit question. I don't know why he fallls for the same positive spin every year. I hope I am wrong but iDawg (rip) and race typically are more spot on ujst by predicting horrible illogical things and just figuring that the program will find new ways to lose and be mediocre.
 
Gentlemen, you are not being realistic. Do any of you seriously think this team won't be at least slightly improved this year? The schedule is a little easier. We were very close to 9 wins last year. It wouldn't take much improvement for this team to get to 9 or 10 wins.
 
Gentlemen, you are not being realistic. Do any of you seriously think this team won't be at least slightly improved this year? The schedule is a little easier. We were very close to 9 wins last year. It wouldn't take much improvement for this team to get to 9 or 10 wins.
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Everyone thinks they'll be slightly improved 7-6 > 7-6 > 7-6 > 7-6
 
Gentlemen, you are not being realistic. Do any of you seriously think this team won't be at least slightly improved this year? The schedule is a little easier. We were very close to 9 wins last year. It wouldn't take much improvement for this team to get to 9 or 10 wins.
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The conference road schedule is actually much harder. All four of our road games will be against bowl teams. There are no Cal, Colorado, or WSU's this year. There's a reason why we are underdogs in five games according to Vegas.

Unless something drastically changes, we will lose all four of those road games. Add Oregon and there is a fifth loss. That's a 7-5 season assuming we dont blow another game (we normally do). Being slightly improved likely won't matter. This is a 6-8 win team. You are the one not being realistic.

 
Really? Win 6 of 7 at home, and 2 of 5 on the road, and win the bowl game. That's 9. That doesn't seem crazy to me.

For the record I think we will do better than that, and that would be the bare minimum, I would expect in year 5.
 
Really? Win 6 of 7 at home, and 2 of 5 on the road, and win the bowl game. That's 9. That doesn't seem crazy to me.

For the record I think we will do better than that, and that would be the bare minimum, I would expect in year 5.
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Look if we had a REAL head coach I'd expect 9-10 wins.

Since we have Sark I expect 7-8 wins. I actually think that fucker will get 8 wins so he can get an extension and we'll be stuck with him forever.
 
Gentlemen, you are not being realistic. Do any of you seriously think this team won't be at least slightly improved this year? The schedule is a little easier. We were very close to 9 wins last year. It wouldn't take much improvement for this team to get to 9 or 10 wins.
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Yes, I predicted an 8-4 regular season. To do any better than that the coaching and player development needs to improve. Why would anyone expect that when, except for a few minor exceptions, it hasn't happened?
 
Gentlemen, you are not being realistic. Do any of you seriously think this team won't be at least slightly improved this year? The schedule is a little easier. We were very close to 9 wins last year. It wouldn't take much improvement for this team to get to 9 or 10 wins.
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UW was also very close to 5 wins last year. It wouldn't take much deprovement for this to get to 4-8.
 
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