Auburndawg is no Doog

I do think there should be a doog classification system, for taxonomic purposes. Several distinct subspecies are evident

Someone should take a stab at it
 
Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?

Yes, compared to krisvashon and Oregondawg, two of the most monumental idiots to ever grace the boards, you're not too doogy.

Compared to anyone else, you are doogy doogy doo!

 
Seriously, it's doogish. Stop caring what people think, be yourself, but prepare to back up your statements with facts and/or amusement. Preferably both. Just remember, a life of abundance is always better than a life without abundance.
Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?

The fact that this is important to you is a little disturbing.

That's funny. Most on here care what others think.
 
John B once interviewed me and

There's really no story I just thought it sound Phil Bleenorish to drop that factoid

Sounds like it was the worst interview you'd ever been on.

*Sloop John B reference you assholes

 
I declare to the world that Steve Sarkisian has finally developed original identities on both the offensive and defensive sides of the ball

That is from John B over on DM. I reminded him that this new identity has lasted exactly one game so far.

I am Sarksceptical; willing to give him this year to prove himself. I understand being 100% Negasark; ready to fire him right now. What I can't understand is being 100% Posisark. Amazing.

Bump.
 
Keep the oldies but goodies going.

The year of NO EXCUSES!!!111!!!One!!!111ELVEN11!!!FUCK11!!!!, until I come up with some.

Tee hee. Funny guy Aubs. Go fuck yourself.
 
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