Auburndawg is no Doog

Auburndawg

Auburndawg

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I declare to the world that Steve Sarkisian has finally developed original identities on both the offensive and defensive sides of the ball

That is from John B over on DM. I reminded him that this new identity has lasted exactly one game so far.

I am Sarksceptical; willing to give him this year to prove himself. I understand being 100% Negasark; ready to fire him right now. What I can't understand is being 100% Posisark. Amazing.
 
I declare to the world that Steve Sarkisian has finally developed original identities on both the offensive and defensive sides of the ball

That is from John B over on DM. I reminded him that this new identity has lasted exactly one game so far.

I am Sarksceptical; willing to give him this year to prove himself. I understand being 100% Negasark; ready to fire him right now. What I can't understand is being 100% Posisark. Amazing.
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Disagree.
 
Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?
 
Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?
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I will acknowledge you are less doog'ish than most on Douchenozzle.com. The fact that you spend time here testifies to that. However, compared to most of us around here, you are pretty fucking high on the doog-o-meter.
 
Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?
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I will acknowledge you are less doog'ish than most on Douchenozzle.com. The fact that you spend time here testifies to that. However, compared to most of us around here, you are pretty fucking high on the doog-o-meter.
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In other words, you aren't as bad as Ty, but you are as bad as Sark.

Grats.
 
Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?
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I will acknowledge you are less doog'ish than most on Douchenozzle.com. The fact that you spend time here testifies to that. However, compared to most of us around here, you are pretty fucking high on the doog-o-meter.
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In other words, you aren't as bad as Ty, but you are as bad as Sark.

Grats.
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Pretty much this.

I still think you should drink a gallon of kerosene and swallow a match, but I wouldn't drive a dump truck over your charred carcass, whereas with KrisVashondoog, I would.
 
Seriously, it's doogish. Stop caring what people think, be yourself, but prepare to back up your statements with facts and/or amusement. Preferably both. Just remember, a life of abundance is always better than a life without abundance.
Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?
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The fact that this is important to you is a little disturbing.
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John B once interviewed me and

There's really no story I just thought it sound Phil Bleenorish to drop that factoid
 
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