Auburn-Washington predictions

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UW 38 - Bammer Jr 20

I wouldn’t go that rambunctious

If UW can't beat the 3rd best team in the SEC convincingly with a fuckton of seniors that have seen major action since they were freshman starters, shut down the program, demolish the stadium, and turn it into a community pea patch/petting zoo
 
Washington has this one 17-12.

We create turnovers, stifle their Heisman hopeful QB, malzahn inexplicably goes away from the run which is gashing us, we inexplicably give the ball to Gaskin over and over which wears them out.

Browning to chin on late 3rd and 5 seels it for us!

Malzahn goes on Bender and Auburn falls off a cliff.

AUs DL is 3 deep, they’ll rotate & be fresh in the 4th.

If you hold the AU team to 12 points, you’ll win the NC.

Spoiler Alert ....

You won’t
 
UW 38 - Bammer Jr 20

I wouldn’t go that rambunctious

If UW can't beat the 3rd best team in the SEC convincingly with a fuckton of seniors that have seen major action since they were freshman starters, shut down the program, demolish the stadium, and turn it into a community pea patch/petting zoo

I agree hole heartedly...sincerely. Auburn is no doubt the 3rd if not lower best team in SEC..probably 5th-6th

 
Washington has this one 17-12.

We create turnovers, stifle their Heisman hopeful QB, malzahn inexplicably goes away from the run which is gashing us, we inexplicably give the ball to Gaskin over and over which wears them out.

Browning to chin on late 3rd and 5 seels it for us!

Malzahn goes on Bender and Auburn falls off a cliff.

AUs DL is 3 deep, they’ll rotate & be fresh in the 4th.

If you hold the AU team to 12 points, you’ll win the NC.

Spoiler Alert ....

You won’t

But what if the AU’s QB gets hit by bus?
 
UW 38 - Bammer Jr 20

I wouldn’t go that rambunctious

If UW can't beat the 3rd best team in the SEC convincingly with a fuckton of seniors that have seen major action since they were freshman starters, shut down the program, demolish the stadium, and turn it into a community pea patch/petting zoo

You realize AU was one quarter away from making the playoffs last year and has most of that team back, right? It's gonna be a close game, but losing to AU isn't like losing to Arizona State or something.
 
UW 38 - Bammer Jr 20

I wouldn’t go that rambunctious

If UW can't beat the 3rd best team in the SEC convincingly with a fuckton of seniors that have seen major action since they were freshman starters, shut down the program, demolish the stadium, and turn it into a community pea patch/petting zoo

I agree hole heartedly...sincerely. Auburn is no doubt the 3rd if not lower best team in SEC..probably 5th-6th

That's a lot of smack talk from a fan of a team that AU has demolished by a combined 63 points the last two years. Keep up with the hot takes though.
 
UW 38 - Bammer Jr 20

I wouldn’t go that rambunctious

If UW can't beat the 3rd best team in the SEC convincingly with a fuckton of seniors that have seen major action since they were freshman starters, shut down the program, demolish the stadium, and turn it into a community pea patch/petting zoo

You realize AU was one quarter away from making the playoffs last year and has most of that team back, right? It's gonna be a close game, but losing to AU isn't like losing to Arizona State or something.

Just let me have this
 
UW 38 - Bammer Jr 20

I wouldn’t go that rambunctious

If UW can't beat the 3rd best team in the SEC convincingly with a fuckton of seniors that have seen major action since they were freshman starters, shut down the program, demolish the stadium, and turn it into a community pea patch/petting zoo

You realize AU was one quarter away from making the playoffs last year and has most of that team back, right? It's gonna be a close game, but losing to AU isn't like losing to Arizona State or something.

Seriously what thread is this? I'm the Kaiser Sose of shit poasting
 
UW 38 - Bammer Jr 20

I wouldn’t go that rambunctious

If UW can't beat the 3rd best team in the SEC convincingly with a fuckton of seniors that have seen major action since they were freshman starters, shut down the program, demolish the stadium, and turn it into a community pea patch/petting zoo

probably 5th-6th

let's not get too rambunctious

Serious..Bama and Ga better. I give Ms st with what they have coming 3rd. Then there’s a plethora of 4...Auburn, Sc gamecocks, and don’t count out Missouri. No shit. Then jimbo at Ags. LSU? Yeah

 
UW 38 - Bammer Jr 20

I wouldn’t go that rambunctious

If UW can't beat the 3rd best team in the SEC convincingly with a fuckton of seniors that have seen major action since they were freshman starters, shut down the program, demolish the stadium, and turn it into a community pea patch/petting zoo

You realize AU was one quarter away from making the playoffs last year and has most of that team back, right? It's gonna be a close game, but losing to AU isn't like losing to Arizona State or something.

U must be gnu hear, just no that doogs love living in denial. It is like doing crack just without the need to suck dick for money :)
 
Coach Pete follows me on the twatters so naturally I retwat Dennis hint hint wink wink coach appease this long suffering doog make him happy for God's sake. Improving my timeline is a minimal request

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Washington has this one 17-12.

We create turnovers, stifle their Heisman hopeful QB, malzahn inexplicably goes away from the run which is gashing us, we inexplicably give the ball to Gaskin over and over which wears them out.

Browning to chin on late 3rd and 5 seels it for us!

Malzahn goes on Bender and Auburn falls off a cliff.

AUs DL is 3 deep, they’ll rotate & be fresh in the 4th.

If you hold the AU team to 12 points, you’ll win the NC.

Spoiler Alert ....

You won’t

But what if the AU’s QB gets hit by bus?

Dude, we got this on the roster. Think AU's scared?! *shudders* (Worth a click. Shittiest offensive play ever. Couldn't get the gif to embed properly)
5yZPDq.gif
 
Washington has this one 17-12.

We create turnovers, stifle their Heisman hopeful QB, malzahn inexplicably goes away from the run which is gashing us, we inexplicably give the ball to Gaskin over and over which wears them out.

Browning to chin on late 3rd and 5 seels it for us!

Malzahn goes on Bender and Auburn falls off a cliff.

AUs DL is 3 deep, they’ll rotate & be fresh in the 4th.

If you hold the AU team to 12 points, you’ll win the NC.

Spoiler Alert ....

You won’t

But what if the AU’s QB gets hit by bus?

Dude, we got this on the roster. Think AU's scared?! *shudders* (Worth a click. Shittiest offensive play ever. Couldn't get the gif to embed properly)
5yZPDq.gif

J?

.gifs is your source?

5yZPDq.gif

 
Washington has this one 17-12.

We create turnovers, stifle their Heisman hopeful QB, malzahn inexplicably goes away from the run which is gashing us, we inexplicably give the ball to Gaskin over and over which wears them out.

Browning to chin on late 3rd and 5 seels it for us!

Malzahn goes on Bender and Auburn falls off a cliff.

AUs DL is 3 deep, they’ll rotate & be fresh in the 4th.

If you hold the AU team to 12 points, you’ll win the NC.

Spoiler Alert ....

You won’t

But what if the AU’s QB gets hit by bus?

Dude, we got this on the roster. Think AU's scared?! *shudders* (Worth a click. Shittiest offensive play ever. Couldn't get the gif to embed properly)
5yZPDq.gif

J?

.gifs is your source?

5yZPDq.gif

Only one I could find on the net. Just poking fun at our shitty ass gameplan against Clemson two years ago. And we still almost won the game somehow.
 
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