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New Fish
UO/UW Pre Game Eugene area tour Extravaganza. Pre-order your tickets now. $81 per person. Arrive with a sweatpants boner and receive a 10% discount.
ITINERARY
8:30 am - Breakfast followed by an early morning swim in the McKenzie river.
10:00 am - Autzen Stadium. Meet and greet with the Auzten rapist.
10:30 am - Piss balloon making demonstration.
11:00 am - Wheelchair raffle. Section 38. See how far you can push Race's grandmother down the stairs.
11:30 am - Slurpees and weiners at the 7-11 on Coburg Road.
12:00 pm - BRB, JO Hour. Basements provided.
2:30 pm - Brunch with Kip Kinkel at the Lane County Jail.
4:00 pm - Umpqua National Forest. Smoke it all with Darron Thomas.
6:30 pm - Dinner. All you can eat taters with Mark Helfrich.
8:00 pm - Corner of 7th Avenue and Polk Street. Hookers and blow in Colt Lyerla's car.
Get them while they last! Homosexual poasters: Ask about the HH Bathhouse member special discount.
ITINERARY
8:30 am - Breakfast followed by an early morning swim in the McKenzie river.
10:00 am - Autzen Stadium. Meet and greet with the Auzten rapist.
10:30 am - Piss balloon making demonstration.
11:00 am - Wheelchair raffle. Section 38. See how far you can push Race's grandmother down the stairs.
11:30 am - Slurpees and weiners at the 7-11 on Coburg Road.
12:00 pm - BRB, JO Hour. Basements provided.
2:30 pm - Brunch with Kip Kinkel at the Lane County Jail.
4:00 pm - Umpqua National Forest. Smoke it all with Darron Thomas.
6:30 pm - Dinner. All you can eat taters with Mark Helfrich.
8:00 pm - Corner of 7th Avenue and Polk Street. Hookers and blow in Colt Lyerla's car.
Get them while they last! Homosexual poasters: Ask about the HH Bathhouse member special discount.
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