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My best work yet!
At Last, Five AMAZING reasons why you should Donate to Hardcore Husky!
- Thread starter DerekJohnson
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My best work yet!
Can we get one of these for a donation?
Shit is pretty sweet.https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/...irt-21adimncwshprcrtrwas/21adimncwshprcrtrwas
Shit is pretty sweet.https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/...irt-21adimncwshprcrtrwas/21adimncwshprcrtrwas
Por que?
Figured most loved dick around here…
Pitchfork51
Active poster
I'm a grower not a shower.
I hate that actress
Bad take. She’s funny.
Literally the type of humor I hate most. Well that and the Napoleon dynamite style awkwardness.
I like to call it the Tumescence Ticker. But feel free to culturally appropriate
Doog_de_Jour
New Fish
If you’re on the fence about donating, listen to this testimonial from one satisfied poaster:
Testimonial written by a guy who has donated $25 in nine years
In the old days Pumpeii may have drunk a lot of Derek’s free beer, but at least he got the clicks
Attention degenerates. We? deeply appreciate all the donations so far. That said, the dong has stalled. @Doog_de_Jour is completely unsatisfied, and we can't have it. I'm not even sure we have cleared the operating costs + taxes line yet. That means this shithole is LOSING money. I'd shut this shit down in a hot second if I was paying for it and losing money on it. Lucky for you ingrates Stalin is more generous than I am. So help him out. Give until it hurts.
But seriously. We need money. If you value this place, and want to keep the lights on, please render unto Stalin. If not, when this place closes, you can pay Kim 11 bucks a month to be berated and lied to.
Sometimes boobs work for these money grabs so here's some tits, again.
Finally, the cheapest fucks here are always the Duck trash, so a hot chick with a Duck, in the hope it helps them unhinge their wallets when they aren't pumping gas.
Sometimes boobs work for these money grabs so here's some tits, again.
Finally, the cheapest fucks here are always the Duck trash, so a hot chick with a Duck, in the hope it helps them unhinge their wallets when they aren't pumping gas.
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But seriously. We need money. If you value this place, and want to keep the lights on, please render unto Stalin. If not, when this place closes, you can pay Kim 11 bucks a month to be berated and lied to.
Sometimes boobs work for these money grabs so here's some tits, again.
Finally, the cheapest fucks here are always the Duck trash, so a hot chick with a Duck, in the hope it helps them unhinge their wallets when they aren't pumping gas.
The Ducktards sure do love their free beer.
They don't like boobs. They're all gay.
Doog_de_Jour
New Fish
Remember, you can donate at any level you feel comfortable giving (“…for just 81 cents a day…”). If $10.95 is all you can scrounge up in the cushions of your basement sofa, send it in! It all adds up.
Not just you. I have a massive boner knowing that you have a weird semi side boner thing. #nohomo
Pitchfork51
Active poster
But seriously. We need money. If you value this place, and want to keep the lights on, please render unto Stalin. If not, when this place closes, you can pay Kim 11 bucks a month to be berated and lied to.
Sometimes boobs work for these money grabs so here's some tits, again.
Finally, the cheapest fucks here are always the Duck trash, so a hot chick with a Duck, in the hope it helps them unhinge their wallets when they aren't pumping gas.
God damn. Swaye actually found pics of hot chicks instead of fat chicks.
There may be hope yet