ASU plays to WIN the game

[ntxduck]

I get it.

ASU sees David Shaw about to wrap up his fourth Pac-12 title in seven years tonight as he smirks and absolutely undresses Clay Helton. They see Bill Tags recruiting like he is at Miami and has FSU hot on his trail.

They figured they better jump in and get themselves a negro too, but they are forgetting you have to hire the right negro, not just A negro.

cc @CuntWaffle

 

[Sources]

Apparently he's not too familiar with the ASU mascot.

Anyone want to tell him? pic.twitter.com/ugrpCVNBY6— FootballScoop Staff (@FootballScoop) December 4, 2017

 

[Pitchfork51]

Apparently he's not too familiar with the ASU mascot.

Anyone want to tell him? pic.twitter.com/ugrpCVNBY6— FootballScoop Staff (@FootballScoop) December 4, 2017

Definitely don't want to meet this guy in a dark porking lot

 

[HoustonHusky]

Football Scoop take...http://footballscoop.com/news/herm-edwardss-introductory-press-conference-arizona-state-experience/

Some excerpts...

Let’s start with the foundation that Arizona State AD Ray Anderson liked the direction of the football program off the field and liked the coaching staff, but paid Todd Graham $12 million to go away so that he could keep everything the same while installing his friend and former client as head coach. Got all that?

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Edwards will plunge straight forward into coaching Arizona State… right after he finishes his duties as an NFL analyst for ESPN.

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and to end it...
http://www.twitter.com/davidubben/status/937749747410096130

 

[Doogles]

I don't think he'd be a terrible coach at Stanford or somewhere where the kids are actively listening to improve their lives. But ASU is all about the flash and tits and ass. They get talent because talent is everywhere and expectations are low.

 

[rodmansrage]

I don't think he'd be a terrible coach at Stanford or somewhere where the kids are actively listening to improve their lives. But ASU is all about the flash and tits and ass. They get talent because talent is everywhere and expectations are low.

he has sucked and would suck anywhere he coached.