That's right chumps, bend over and spread them butt cheeks wide cuz a the ole Bruin is going in dry. Of course you won't have to bite the pillow too hard cuz the Quoocks already tore you a new one. Nice and flappy down there, so the bear can just glide on in your severely abused Discipline Hole.
Granted, KissMyAha will get a sack or two. The faggy Bruin OL ain't exactly crisp but BH will make them pay with soul crushing runs on third and forever. And those punks ass cherries in your defensive backfield? They gonna be prison raped, rusty cheese grater style.
I say this one is an easy W for the Bruins, something like 34-17.
Granted, KissMyAha will get a sack or two. The faggy Bruin OL ain't exactly crisp but BH will make them pay with soul crushing runs on third and forever. And those punks ass cherries in your defensive backfield? They gonna be prison raped, rusty cheese grater style.
I say this one is an easy W for the Bruins, something like 34-17.
