Asshole Duck questions of the day

[AZDuck]

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

 

[DeepSeaZ]

No, yes, yes. Sark would have to go 0-25 to get fired this year.

 

[[Deleted User]]

Guys Sark is still playing with house money plus we did go 0-12. He just needs more time! I'm hearing 2018 will be special!

 

[Mad_Son]

No, yes, yes. Sark would have to go 0-25 to get fired this year.

This. Although 'disagree' is also an acceptable solution to number two. Fucking doogs.

 

[HuskyJW]

Just an FYI....you don't need to use that first word when you post. All duck fans are assholes.....it's a given

 

[AZDuck]

Just an FYI....you don't need to use that first word when you post. All duck fans are assholes.....it's a given

Think of it as an olive branch.

 

[TheKobeStopper]

Beat Oregon. Nothing else matters.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Beat Oregon. Nothing else matters.

Case closed.

 

[section8]

Guys Sark is still playing with house money plus we did go 0-12. He just needs more time! I'm hearing 2018 willcould be special!

Fixed

 

[Houhusky]

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

 

[HarveyRoad]

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.

 

[Houhusky]

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.

likely correct, Sark has a tradition of losing an easy win:
(ASU-09, BYU-10, OSU-11, WSU-12)

but then having at least one surprising upset:
(USC-09, Neb-10, None-11, Furd-12)

 

[HarveyRoad]

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.

likely correct, Sark has a tradition of losing an easy win:
(ASU-09, BYU-10, OSU-11, WSU-12)

but then having at least one surprising upset:
(USC-09, Neb-10, None-11, Furd-12)

Exactly right. Hide this post as the truth is not in high demand around here.

 

[DerekJohnson]

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.

likely correct, Sark has a tradition of losing an easy win:
(ASU-09, BYU-10, OSU-11, WSU-12)

but then having at least one surprising upset:
(USC-09, Neb-10, None-11, Furd-12)

In the end, it all comes out to a .538 winning percentage

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.

And he'll win one or two games he should lose. That's what he does.

Why do you hate the O/U of 5 anyway?

 

[AZDuck]

I thought 7 was the new 5.

 

[PurpleBaze]

RAF

 

[DodgyBloke]

Guys Sark is still playing with house money plus we did go 0-12. He just needs more time! I'm hearing 2018 will be special!

bump

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

#FreeHarveyRoad

 

[Quietcowskee]

No more fuckin’ shine box!