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[BennyBeaver]

I am a single father with a 14-year-old son. I knew this time was coming but now I fear I am close to my wits’ end. I have seen evidence in his bedroom, the laundry room, and the kitchen. I know this is normal, but how much is too much? Things escalated last week when his hockey coach called me in for a conference. I have noticed my son has been taking a lot of penalties this season. It turns out he has been intentionally going to the penalty box to pleasure himself. I lashed out at him when about this and things have been awkward around the house this weekend. Am I overreacting? I know I have to talk about this with him in a calm setting, but I always find the thought of this type of discussion horrifying. I am losing sleep and I don’t want to succumb to letting his other father deal with this, but what should I do?

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

No fucking way a kid can get out of all that gear in 2 minutes.

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

FO G

 

[CheersWestDawg]

No fucking way a kid can get out of all that gear in 2 minutes.

What about 5-minute penalties?

 

[DerekJohnson]

This really belongs in our "Dear Sven" forum.

 

[greenblood]

Janet Reno

 

[doogsinparadise]

Tell him to take the self pleasure to the room where it belongs, fucko.

 

[PurpleReign]

You might have bigger problems on your hands (NTTIAWWT) than where his hands are in the penalty box.

 

[BennyBeaver]

FO G

WTF'd because you forgot the comma.

 

[dnc]

Sounds like he needed 5 minutes for high sticking

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Janet Reno

Good call, visual saltpeter.

 

[H_D]

Janet Reno

Good call, visual saltpeter.

Disagree. BRB, JO.

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

FO G

WTF'd because you forgot the comma.

FO, G

 

[topdawgnc]

Brings whole new meaning to brb, jo ...

 

[PurpleJ]

Have your kid play soccer. He can get a red card early in the game and BRB JO for the FULL 90!

KLEENEXES UP!