ASJ's statement to the press


Sorry, but I'm not certain a 6'-6", 266# TE who allowed himself to be knocked down by a sucker-punch from a scrawny sodbuster when sauntering off the field after the end of the 2012 apple cup......... would be missed if he was suspended for the BSU game or for the entire season.
ASJ seemed to struggle or disappear at times in games last season and could it be that we now know at least part of the reason why? I don't wish to imply that the guy is soft and stupid......... but really!

Sark has other tight ends who presumably want to play and I would prefer that ASJ be there as a fully active and eligible member of the 2013 Husky offense on the very first day of preseason practices.......... so that the staff can run his fat temporally stupid ass into the ground and find out just how serious the kid is about playing football in the manner he was given a valuable scholarship to do. I'm all for using football as leverage to put a kid on the straight-and-narrow, but only on the practice field with extra drill and hard work, not by suspension for any portion of even one game so that we can see his worthless ass standing on the sideline.

If ASJ has to be suspended by team or UW rules or to satisfy The Seattle Times for even one play, I say run him out of the program so he can take the year off before going to the NFL. Husky Football doesn't need student-athletes hanging around being stupid. I would prefer that ASJ play and pay dearly for the privilege on the practice field. And by the way, depending on how his case evolves, KW might need the same treatment.

This has to be a whoosh. Harv?

 
It's not a whoosh. Back in the day ASJ would be running the stadium stairs every morning until he pukes then again in the afternoon. Nobody would know about it but ASJ and the recently retired Don James. Run that soft piece of shit into the ground and see if he's a player or a pussy/ So far he's a pussy on the field and off. Fuck him. You wonder why those lawn mower flapping 7 win season apple cup blowing fuck heads are so soft you might want to re read that post. And get the fuck off my lawn #GranTorino
 
I got a lot of mileage out of Bellotti suspending Ontario Smith for the first half of the Utah State game. Early signs of the duck's seriousness about football early this decade. Id prefer sark thinking he has to beat Boise and not suspending Rastafarian. Fuck it, its just football. Does the fag in the band (hi mellow) (75,000) get suspended for a DUI? I have a real problem with sports or football as some fucking morality play.

This.

If Sark suspends him, it is more proof to me that acting like you want to win is more important than actually winning with him. We have one of the best TEs in the country. Play that fucker. And win.
 
I'd say ASJ suspension is a built in excuse i.e. "we can have character OR be winners" (they dont believe in an AND world)

I sort of like where your head is at, but why do we have to be character guys? Were those Miami and Nebraska teams of the 80's and 90's character teams? Fuck no. Guess what, they kicked everyone's asses and made it look fun.

If I want to be around Boy Scouts I'll go start a Troop. If I want to be around winning football, I'll take some thugery (see: Ohio State, Florida, Oregon, etc).
 
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I got a lot of mileage out of Bellotti suspending Ontario Smith for the first half of the Utah State game. Early signs of the duck's seriousness about football early this decade. Id prefer sark thinking he has to beat Boise and not suspending Rastafarian. Fuck it, its just football. Does the fag in the band (hi mellow) (75,000) get suspended for a DUI? I have a real problem with sports or football as some fucking morality play.

This.

If Sark suspends him, it is more proof to me that acting like you want to win is more important than actually winning with him. We have one of the best TEs in the country. Play that fucker. And lose anyway.

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It's not a whoosh. Back in the day ASJ would be running the stadium stairs every morning until he pukes then again in the afternoon. Nobody would know about it but ASJ and the recently retired Don James. Run that soft piece of shit into the ground and see if he's a player or a pussy/ So far he's a pussy on the field and off. Fuck him. You wonder why those lawn mower flapping 7 win season apple cup blowing fuck heads are so soft you might want to re read that post. And get the fuck off my lawn #GranTorino

I very much like your take on my rant parody. The doogs tell me that my Husky tradition is too old to rant any other way,....... but I did my best. Football is no longer the dance I took my bitches to back in the day.

 
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