Asa "Mercer" Turner (the Trevor Lawrence of WC DBs), 4* 2019 S, Carlsbad (HS), CA (Committed)
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dougthedawg
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The Hagiography of Saint Longinius Bannon.
...and, after three days on the cross, the Centerion of Rome, Longinus Bannon, pitying Christ, pierced his side with his spear to end his suffering. For causing the Fifth and Last of the Five Holy Wounds of Christ, the Lord doomed Longinus Bannon to wander the world until it is unmade on Judgement Day...
...and his spear is now the Holy Lance also called the Spear of Destiny. Its bearer is invincible. Before it, armies disperse, nations crumble and the great falter for upon it alone on this Earth is found the Holy Blood of the Son of God.
To this day, the largest of Saint Longinius Bannon's many regrets accumulated in his unnaturally long life is that, after wresting the Spear back from Hitler, he traded it to Nick Saban for sex. Nick wouldnt even reach around.
Feast Day March 15, Patron Saint of Pedos
...and, after three days on the cross, the Centerion of Rome, Longinus Bannon, pitying Christ, pierced his side with his spear to end his suffering. For causing the Fifth and Last of the Five Holy Wounds of Christ, the Lord doomed Longinus Bannon to wander the world until it is unmade on Judgement Day...
...and his spear is now the Holy Lance also called the Spear of Destiny. Its bearer is invincible. Before it, armies disperse, nations crumble and the great falter for upon it alone on this Earth is found the Holy Blood of the Son of God.
To this day, the largest of Saint Longinius Bannon's many regrets accumulated in his unnaturally long life is that, after wresting the Spear back from Hitler, he traded it to Nick Saban for sex. Nick wouldnt even reach around.
Feast Day March 15, Patron Saint of Pedos
NorwegianHusky
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I hope catholic hell is real and that you're all going there.
CuntWaffle
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Catholic hell is way more hardcore than Christian hell.
DawgsRus
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Feels like it is really important to reach out to Asa and tell him how he is the support of the Husky's, I have seen both @Dennis_DeYoung2017 and @LaMichael_Corleone reach out to him, he is really struggling with this decision! reading the twitter tea leaves per DDY it seems that he still loves the dawgs and is being pushed by an outside motivation such as his HS coach, Reach out strong and lets let him know how he feel about him.
Well you did talk shit. Came off as a back-handed comment.
You come to a UW board and spout off how ND is holier than thou and your going to hear it from the fan base.
Wish you well with Turner. Interested how he turns out.
Good luck vs Clemson (I have a feeling your going to need it)see what i did there
You must have missed the part where I said I would send my two children to UW.
If you are a father you know that you wouldn’t throw those words around lightly.
No one gives a fuck where you would send your kids.
A lot of people would actually.
That post alone tells me a lot about you.
Every father in here regardless of their favorite school knows what I’m saying.
You are really struggling here.
PurpleReign
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I'm pretty sure it's a crypto currency.
Thebourbinator
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Man what a dumpster fire this place has turned into. If you want a more prestigious degree then go to Yale, Harvard, Princeton, Stanford, or Northwestern. Hell, I would even say Michigan, Texas or Washington are stronger academically than Notre Dame. I could be wrong here, but I don’t spend my days tracking the best undergraduate programs because frankly an undergraduate degree means shit if you don’t go into engineering or business.
All ND has is name recognition and connections with Catholics. South Bend itself is an absolute shit hole. Within a minute of stepping out of my car to check in at the hotel I was staying at for the night a car had rolled up and some dude was trying to steal the bikes off my roof rack. I’ve been in a lot of horrible towns (spent a year at a CHC in Holyoke, MA, nicknamed Holysmoke, literal dumpster fire,) but South Bend is the only one I’ve ever had something like that happen in. Fuck that place.
All ND has is name recognition and connections with Catholics. South Bend itself is an absolute shit hole. Within a minute of stepping out of my car to check in at the hotel I was staying at for the night a car had rolled up and some dude was trying to steal the bikes off my roof rack. I’ve been in a lot of horrible towns (spent a year at a CHC in Holyoke, MA, nicknamed Holysmoke, literal dumpster fire,) but South Bend is the only one I’ve ever had something like that happen in. Fuck that place.
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jhfstyle24
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https://247sports.com/college/notre...ick-update-on-ND-target-Asa-Turner-126595033/
Biggins from yesterday morning
Biggins from yesterday morning
Thebourbinator
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Hmm, 7 day free trial indeed