Asa "Mercer" Turner (the Trevor Lawrence of WC DBs), 4* 2019 S, Carlsbad (HS), CA (Committed)

[CuntWaffle]

Ballz doesn't need to be banned. He just needs to step away from the microwave when he has a toaster in there.

 

[chuck]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

NOPE WRONG. THIS RECRUITMENT HAS BEEN 100% WEATHER BASED

As I said, it's a polynomial equation. Weather is always a factor. For some recruits it's a very small factor. For others it's a bigger one. Asa's from Hawaii and Cali. He's accustomed to great weather and has the long hair of a surfer bro. It's probably a bigger factor for him. He doesn't know shit about Seattle and South Bend weather year round. All he knows is what he experienced on his visits and that's a win for Notre Dame. Suck it!

Die

 

[Ballz]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

NOPE WRONG. THIS RECRUITMENT HAS BEEN 100% WEATHER BASED

As I said, it's a polynomial equation. Weather is always a factor. For some recruits it's a very small factor. For others it's a bigger one. Asa's from Hawaii and Cali. He's accustomed to great weather and has the long hair of a surfer bro. It's probably a bigger factor for him. He doesn't know shit about Seattle and South Bend weather year round. All he knows is what he experienced on his visits and that's a win for Notre Dame. Suck it!

Die

NEVER!

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

NOPE WRONG. THIS RECRUITMENT HAS BEEN 100% WEATHER BASED

As I said, it's a polynomial equation. Weather is always a factor. For some recruits it's a very small factor. For others it's a bigger one. Asa's from Hawaii and Cali. He's accustomed to great weather and has the long hair of a surfer bro. It's probably a bigger factor for him. He doesn't know shit about Seattle and South Bend weather year round. All he knows is what he experienced on his visits and that's a win for Notre Dame. Suck it!

Die

NEVER!

Ballz is my dude. I ride with him.

 

[Ballz]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

NOPE WRONG. THIS RECRUITMENT HAS BEEN 100% WEATHER BASED

As I said, it's a polynomial equation. Weather is always a factor. For some recruits it's a very small factor. For others it's a bigger one. Asa's from Hawaii and Cali. He's accustomed to great weather and has the long hair of a surfer bro. It's probably a bigger factor for him. He doesn't know shit about Seattle and South Bend weather year round. All he knows is what he experienced on his visits and that's a win for Notre Dame. Suck it!

Die

NEVER!

Ballz is my dude. I ride with him.

The feeling is mutual.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

NOPE WRONG. THIS RECRUITMENT HAS BEEN 100% WEATHER BASED

As I said, it's a polynomial equation[/b]. Weather is always a factor. For some recruits it's a very small factor. For others it's a bigger one. Asa's from Hawaii and Cali. He's accustomed to great weather and has the long hair of a surfer bro. It's probably a bigger factor for him. He doesn't know shit about Seattle and South Bend weather year round. All he knows is what he experienced on his visits and that's a win for Notre Dame. Suck it!

ISAFNRC!!!

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

Wait, my head assploded. Aren't we a UA school in like a few months or something?

UA = under armor

We are going Adidas

 

[Swaye]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

Wait, my head assploded. Aren't we a UA school in like a few months or something?

UA = under armor

We are going Adidas

Oh fuck I am literally brain dead today. That fucking mod Pizza fucked me all up! Btw as a former Maryland person I can say with authority FUCK UNDER ARMOUR cheap ass shit.

 

[Domicillo]

I can see everybody just wants to bury their head in the sand and not acknowledge the fact that Notre Dame has done a better job recruiting him. Fuck every single one of you circle jerking, group think motherfuckers. They put in more effort and wowed him. There's no fucking reason he should like Notre Dame more as a school/environment. He does because in his mind's eye he remembers Notre Dame in beautiful weather and UW in overcast, gray, rainy, darkness. He remembers Notre Dame as fun in the sun on Brian Kelly's boat and UW as a boring ass dinner. He's going to Notre Dame. EAT MY ASS!

Mods, do we really have to put up with this all day?

I have been told I cannot ban him. You don't fuck with the gulag.

Which 7v7 team is he on?

 

[LesGrossman]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

Wait, my head assploded. Aren't we a UA school in like a few months or something?

UA = under armor

We are going Adidas

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

NOPE WRONG. THIS RECRUITMENT HAS BEEN 100% WEATHER BASED

As I said, it's a polynomial equation. Weather is always a factor. For some recruits it's a very small factor. For others it's a bigger one. Asa's from Hawaii and Cali. He's accustomed to great weather and has the long hair of a surfer bro. It's probably a bigger factor for him. He doesn't know shit about Seattle and South Bend weather year round. All he knows is what he experienced on his visits and that's a win for Notre Dame. Suck it!

How's the great weather and surfing in South Bend? Been looking to construct a tropical beach fuck hut.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

Wait, my head assploded. Aren't we a UA school in like a few months or something?

UA = under armor

We are going Adidas

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

Wait, my head assploded. Aren't we a UA school in like a few months or something?

UA = under armor

We are going Adidas

Oh fuck I am literally brain dead today. That fucking mod Pizza fucked me all up! Btw as a former Maryland first person I can say with authority FUCK UNDER ARMOUR cheap ass shit.

Fixed

 

[Peterman]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

NOPE WRONG. THIS RECRUITMENT HAS BEEN 100% WEATHER BASED

As I said, it's a polynomial equation. Weather is always a factor. For some recruits it's a very small factor. For others it's a bigger one. Asa's from Hawaii and Cali. He's accustomed to great weather and has the long hair of a surfer bro. It's probably a bigger factor for him. He doesn't know shit about Seattle and South Bend weather year round. All he knows is what he experienced on his visits and that's a win for Notre Dame. Suck it!

Die

NEVER!

Ballz is my dude. I ride with him.

I enjoy Ballz, he talks mad shit to the resident quooks while most sit around playing grab ass. Also, refreshing to see differing opinions even if half of them are retarded.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

NOPE WRONG. THIS RECRUITMENT HAS BEEN 100% WEATHER BASED

As I said, it's a polynomial equation. Weather is always a factor. For some recruits it's a very small factor. For others it's a bigger one. Asa's from Hawaii and Cali. He's accustomed to great weather and has the long hair of a surfer bro. It's probably a bigger factor for him. He doesn't know shit about Seattle and South Bend weather year round. All he knows is what he experienced on his visits and that's a win for Notre Dame. Suck it!

Die

NEVER!

Ballz is my dude. I ride with him.

I enjoy Ballz[/b], he talks mad shit to the resident quooks while most sit around playing grab ass. Also, refreshing to see differing opinions even if half of them are retarded.

New bored motto?

 

[greenblood]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

NOPE WRONG. THIS RECRUITMENT HAS BEEN 100% WEATHER BASED

As I said, it's a polynomial equation. Weather is always a factor. For some recruits it's a very small factor. For others it's a bigger one. Asa's from Hawaii and Cali. He's accustomed to great weather and has the long hair of a surfer bro. It's probably a bigger factor for him. He doesn't know shit about Seattle and South Bend weather year round. All he knows is what he experienced on his visits and that's a win for Notre Dame. Suck it!

Die

NEVER!

Ballz is my dude. I ride with him.

I enjoy Ballz, he talks mad shit to the resident quooks while most sit around playing grab ass. Also, refreshing to see differing opinions even if half of them are retarded.

Yep, and goes on vacation when things don't go his way. An inspiration to everybody...

 

[RDR]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

NOPE WRONG. THIS RECRUITMENT HAS BEEN 100% WEATHER BASED

As I said, it's a polynomial equation. Weather is always a factor. For some recruits it's a very small factor. For others it's a bigger one. Asa's from Hawaii and Cali. He's accustomed to great weather and has the long hair of a surfer bro. It's probably a bigger factor for him. He doesn't know shit about Seattle and South Bend weather year round. All he knows is what he experienced on his visits and that's a win for Notre Dame. Suck it!

Die

NEVER!

Ballz is my dude. I ride with him.

I enjoy Ballz, he talks mad shit to the resident quooks while most sit around playing grab ass. Also, refreshing to see differing opinions even if half[/s] 81% of them are retarded.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Okay guys - I found out the deal. Kid wants UW, but it's a Togiai situation. Carlsbad is a UA school and the coach runs an UA sponsored 7-on-7. He's kept letting the coaches on campus, etc.

Go check his bio.

NOPE WRONG. THIS RECRUITMENT HAS BEEN 100% WEATHER BASED

As I said, it's a polynomial equation. Weather is always a factor. For some recruits it's a very small factor. For others it's a bigger one. Asa's from Hawaii and Cali. He's accustomed to great weather and has the long hair of a surfer bro. It's probably a bigger factor for him. He doesn't know shit about Seattle and South Bend weather year round. All he knows is what he experienced on his visits and that's a win for Notre Dame. Suck it!

Die

NEVER!

Ballz is my dude. I ride with him.

You ride ballz?

 

[Baseman]

CLOSE HIM

Brian Kelly’s working on it

As is Brian Kelly
https://twitter.com/coachbriankelly/status/1075439907525545985?s=21

We have more polys in this class than they've had the last 10 years. Such fag, Brian Kelly.
And Brian Kelly.

ND has three players going to the Poly game & two more who were invited but are going to All American game instead. And one other. So six total in this class.

You’ve got this whole Poly thing dialed in.

 

[UWhuskytskeet]

Buelow just started following him. Hopefully sliding in those DMs.

 

[DodgyBloke]

How can you tweet nothing ever and not be an OKG i feeling tweeting absolutely nothing screams OKG cuz you just DGAF about that sort of stuff