Asa "Mercer" Turner (the Trevor Lawrence of WC DBs), 4* 2019 S, Carlsbad (HS), CA (Committed)

[guntlove]

I'm hearing he was looking a little thin at practice.

He looks like he hangs out at the Kirkland Transit Center.

He looks like the white-washed depiction of Jesus. I shall call him Safety Jesus.

Jesus was white.

Ha sorry but no. Not gonna get into a religious debate but if Jesus existed he was a dark skinned Arab dude just like everybody else from the Mesopotamian region. How is that not obvious? He didn't migrate from Europe to Jerusalem. Everybody in Jerusalem and that entire region 2,000 years ago were dark skinned Arabs. Very strange the way white people have white-washed Jesus and the Egyptians.

Whoosh. I knew you would reply.

Not a whoosh. If you were being sarcastic it wasn't clear enough. But okay. Have a blessed day sir.

I fucking hate it when people tell me to have a blessed day.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

I'm hearing he was looking a little thin at practice.

He looks like he hangs out at the Kirkland Transit Center.

He looks like the white-washed depiction of Jesus. I shall call him Safety Jesus.

Jesus was white.

Ha sorry but no. Not gonna get into a religious debate but if Jesus existed he was a dark skinned Arab dude just like everybody else from the Mesopotamian region. How is that not obvious? He didn't migrate from Europe to Jerusalem. Everybody in Jerusalem and that entire region 2,000 years ago were dark skinned Arabs. Very strange the way white people have white-washed Jesus and the Egyptians.

Whoosh. I knew you would reply.

Not a whoosh. If you were being sarcastic it wasn't clear enough. But okay. Have a blessed day sir.

I fucking hate it when people tell me to have a blessed day.

 

[dannarc]

I'm hearing he was looking a little thin at practice.

He looks like he hangs out at the Kirkland Transit Center.

He looks like the white-washed depiction of Jesus. I shall call him Safety Jesus.

Jesus was white.

Ha sorry but no. Not gonna get into a religious debate but if Jesus existed he was a dark skinned Arab dude just like everybody else from the Mesopotamian region. How is that not obvious? He didn't migrate from Europe to Jerusalem. Everybody in Jerusalem and that entire region 2,000 years ago were dark skinned Arabs. Very strange the way white people have white-washed Jesus and the Egyptians.

Whoosh. I knew you would reply.

Not a whoosh. If you were being sarcastic it wasn't clear enough. But okay. Have a blessed day sir.

I fucking hate it when people tell me to have a blessed day.

Why?

 

[Edwin_Bambino]

I'm hearing he was looking a little thin at practice.

He looks like he hangs out at the Kirkland Transit Center.

He looks like the white-washed depiction of Jesus. I shall call him Safety Jesus.

Jesus was white.

Ha sorry but no. Not gonna get into a religious debate but if Jesus existed he was a dark skinned Arab dude just like everybody else from the Mesopotamian region. How is that not obvious? He didn't migrate from Europe to Jerusalem. Everybody in Jerusalem and that entire region 2,000 years ago were dark skinned Arabs. Very strange the way white people have white-washed Jesus and the Egyptians.

Whoosh. I knew you would reply.

Not a whoosh. If you were being sarcastic it wasn't clear enough. But okay. Have a blessed day sir.

I fucking hate it when people tell me to have a blessed day.

Have a blessed day my gunt

 

[LaMichael_Corleone]

I'm hearing he was looking a little thin at practice.

He looks like he hangs out at the Kirkland Transit Center.

He looks like the white-washed depiction of Jesus. I shall call him Safety Jesus.

Jesus was white.

Ha sorry but no. Not gonna get into a religious debate but if Jesus existed he was a dark skinned Arab dude just like everybody else from the Mesopotamian region. How is that not obvious? He didn't migrate from Europe to Jerusalem. Everybody in Jerusalem and that entire region 2,000 years ago were dark skinned Arabs. Very strange the way white people have white-washed Jesus and the Egyptians.

Whoosh. I knew you would reply.

Not a whoosh. If you were being sarcastic it wasn't clear enough. But okay. Have a blessed day sir.

I fucking hate it when people tell me to have a blessed day.

Would you prefer I say “bless up, fam” or “stay blessed, playboy”?

 

[guntlove]

I'm hearing he was looking a little thin at practice.

He looks like he hangs out at the Kirkland Transit Center.

He looks like the white-washed depiction of Jesus. I shall call him Safety Jesus.

Jesus was white.

Ha sorry but no. Not gonna get into a religious debate but if Jesus existed he was a dark skinned Arab dude just like everybody else from the Mesopotamian region. How is that not obvious? He didn't migrate from Europe to Jerusalem. Everybody in Jerusalem and that entire region 2,000 years ago were dark skinned Arabs. Very strange the way white people have white-washed Jesus and the Egyptians.

Whoosh. I knew you would reply.

Not a whoosh. If you were being sarcastic it wasn't clear enough. But okay. Have a blessed day sir.

I fucking hate it when people tell me to have a blessed day.

Would you prefer I say “bless up, fam” or “stay blessed, playboy”?

Abundance...?

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

#blessed to have received a #HaveABlessedDay from a 48-going on 70-white woman with a skinny face and fat belly czeching out tonight at CVS.

 

[guntlove]

I'm hearing he was looking a little thin at practice.

He looks like he hangs out at the Kirkland Transit Center.

He looks like the white-washed depiction of Jesus. I shall call him Safety Jesus.

Jesus was white.

Ha sorry but no. Not gonna get into a religious debate but if Jesus existed he was a dark skinned Arab dude just like everybody else from the Mesopotamian region. How is that not obvious? He didn't migrate from Europe to Jerusalem. Everybody in Jerusalem and that entire region 2,000 years ago were dark skinned Arabs. Very strange the way white people have white-washed Jesus and the Egyptians.

Whoosh. I knew you would reply.

Not a whoosh. If you were being sarcastic it wasn't clear enough. But okay. Have a blessed day sir.

I fucking hate it when people tell me to have a blessed day.

Why?

I was mainly just trolling Strongarmballs, @dannarc. But since you axed... I find it patronizing. Blessed also seems to carry religious (particularly christian) undertones... and as a kid who was forced to go to church every Sunday until I left home (at age 37) hearing 'blessed' makes me shake and expel vomitis. Make sense? BLESSED sense??!11?

warmest regards,
gunt

 

[HillsboroDuck]

I'm hearing he was looking a little thin at practice.

He looks like he hangs out at the Kirkland Transit Center.

He looks like the white-washed depiction of Jesus. I shall call him Safety Jesus.

Jesus was white.

Ha sorry but no. Not gonna get into a religious debate but if Jesus existed he was a dark skinned Arab dude just like everybody else from the Mesopotamian region. How is that not obvious? He didn't migrate from Europe to Jerusalem. Everybody in Jerusalem and that entire region 2,000 years ago were dark skinned Arabs. Very strange the way white people have white-washed Jesus and the Egyptians.

Whoosh. I knew you would reply.

Not a whoosh. If you were being sarcastic it wasn't clear enough. But okay. Have a blessed day sir.

I fucking hate it when people tell me to have a blessed day.

Why?

I was mainly just trolling Strongarmballs, @dannarc. But since you axed... I find it patronizing. Blessed also seems to carry religious (particularly christian) undertones... and as a kid who was forced to go to church every Sunday until I left home (at age 37) hearing 'blessed' makes me shake and expel vomitis. Make sense? BLESSED sense??!11?

warmest regards,
gunt

Stay blessed homie!

 

[RaceBannon]

@guntlove

Hope you're having a blessed day today

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

https://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1118951105604374528

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Make sure you turn the sound way up on this one, especially if you're at work.
https://twitter.com/TurnerOhana808/status/1126200485898113024

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Make sure you turn the sound way up on this one, especially if you're at work.
https://twitter.com/TurnerOhana808/status/1126200485898113024

Holy shit

 

[HuskyJW]

Make sure you turn the sound way up on this one, especially if you're at work.
https://twitter.com/TurnerOhana808/status/1126200485898113024

So Asa Turner just did a box jump and the box was Miami Hurricane colors. Catholics vs Convicts anyone??

He gone.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Make sure you turn the sound way up on this one, especially if you're at work.
https://twitter.com/TurnerOhana808/status/1126200485898113024

So Asa Turner just did a box jump and the box was Miami Hurricane colors. Catholics vs Convicts anyone??

He gone.

Why I called you one my? best sources. Dialed in.

 

[FireCohen]

Make sure you turn the sound way up on this one, especially if you're at work.
https://twitter.com/TurnerOhana808/status/1126200485898113024

So Asa Turner just did a box jump and the box was Miami Hurricane colors. Catholics vs Convicts anyone??

He gone.

Why I called you one my? best sources. Dialed in.

On behalf of @Sources hurtful

 

[ExtraChrisB]

Still wild to me that he's coming here with how much of a shit show that recruiting process was. Thank God for Jimmy No Balls.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Make sure you turn the sound way up on this one, especially if you're at work.
https://twitter.com/TurnerOhana808/status/1126200485898113024

 

[LaMichael_Corleone]

Make sure you turn the sound way up on this one, especially if you're at work.
https://twitter.com/TurnerOhana808/status/1126200485898113024

Don’t want him. He doesn’t bleed purple and gold. I want KIDS who know FROM THE DAY THEIR HEAD CREVICES, THEY ARE 100% DOWG BARK BARK.

Friend in SD says he’s not an OKG and since he liked another really good school with a National brand who targets a lot of the same recruits we do, I want him released from his LOI that he fake signed where he’ll first claim he needs to be closer to home before he actually reveals that on one of those damn signing days he actually signed TO THE # 1 MOST RECOGNIZED DEGREE BY EVERYONE AT THE UN CONVENTIONS, THE BURNING NOTRE DAME FIGHTING RING OF CHILD MOLESTING PRIESTS.

Now more than ever we need our brand of OKG and if we really wanna send a message let’s convince him to love ND again!!! Or the way easier option just have Pete play a walk on over him for two years.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I have no fuckibg clue what you’re screeching about.