Look.
Anyone who would skip a possible last trip with their pop on a crisp, fall morning to the greatest stadium in college football because they have to wear a mask into the stadium, and maybe put it on again if some fuckwit complains, is not seeing the forest through the trees. What the fuck, man? C'mon, Derek.
This is like telling that girl's dad you'd have her home by midnight, and then fucking her at 10:15. Who doesn't go on that date in the first place because you have to agree to some bullshit conditions? The guy that wants to tap that ass agrees to the conditions, and then figures out how to bang the daughter anyway. Put your stupid fucking mask on, take your dad to the game, and then let the dipshits who made the rule figure out how to enforce it. Don't let the man pretend they have power over you than they really have.
The test is no big thing if that's required - stuff a q-tip up your nose and twist it around, and 30 minutes later, you have results. It's worth doing to go to another game with your dad. The stories you tell about fall games with your dad are one of the best things about HH. I'm not kidding when I say that. I wouldn't give 50 fucking cents to subscribe to doogman, but I don't mind sending scratch to HH because of the way you tell stories about those games - and the tits and insider info in the Wam. Don't cheat yourself out of the chance to make a new story about going to a game with your dad this season, Derek. The mask thing is a mole hill - don't make it a mountain.
Your friend, flea.
Anyone who would skip a possible last trip with their pop on a crisp, fall morning to the greatest stadium in college football because they have to wear a mask into the stadium, and maybe put it on again if some fuckwit complains, is not seeing the forest through the trees. What the fuck, man? C'mon, Derek.
This is like telling that girl's dad you'd have her home by midnight, and then fucking her at 10:15. Who doesn't go on that date in the first place because you have to agree to some bullshit conditions? The guy that wants to tap that ass agrees to the conditions, and then figures out how to bang the daughter anyway. Put your stupid fucking mask on, take your dad to the game, and then let the dipshits who made the rule figure out how to enforce it. Don't let the man pretend they have power over you than they really have.
The test is no big thing if that's required - stuff a q-tip up your nose and twist it around, and 30 minutes later, you have results. It's worth doing to go to another game with your dad. The stories you tell about fall games with your dad are one of the best things about HH. I'm not kidding when I say that. I wouldn't give 50 fucking cents to subscribe to doogman, but I don't mind sending scratch to HH because of the way you tell stories about those games - and the tits and insider info in the Wam. Don't cheat yourself out of the chance to make a new story about going to a game with your dad this season, Derek. The mask thing is a mole hill - don't make it a mountain.
Your friend, flea.
