As I write these words, PurpleBaze is getting his first look inside the Wigwam...

[Pitchfork51]

Something i will never see #impoor

Pretty sure letting you into the wigwam would be "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." Then again, letting poast here probably is as well.

It's true. That sweet sweet day when he realizes banging deli meats and 15 year olds is not considered cool in the real world.

Hope Solo??1?

Who the fuck is hope solo

I see this name get mentioned I thought it was like a uw cheerleader or something

Google "Hope Solo roast beef"

No

Ok you are missing out.

I rely on az duck for my sandwich porn.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

 

[dnc]

Something i will never see #impoor

Pretty sure letting you into the wigwam would be "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." Then again, letting poast here probably is as well.

It's true. That sweet sweet day when he realizes banging deli meats and 15 year olds is not considered cool in the real world.

Hope Solo??1?

Who the fuck is hope solo

I see this name get mentioned I thought it was like a uw cheerleader or something

Google "Hope Solo roast beef"

Nothing special

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

Something i will never see #impoor

Pretty sure letting you into the wigwam would be "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." Then again, letting poast here probably is as well.

It's true. That sweet sweet day when he realizes banging deli meats and 15 year olds is not considered cool in the real world.

Hope Solo??1?

Who the fuck is hope solo

I see this name get mentioned I thought it was like a uw cheerleader or something

Google "Hope Solo roast beef"

Something Awful!

 

[89ute]

Something i will never see #impoor

Pretty sure letting you into the wigwam would be "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." Then again, letting poast here probably is as well.

It's true. That sweet sweet day when he realizes banging deli meats and 15 year olds is not considered cool in the real world.

Hope Solo??1?

Who the fuck is hope solo

I see this name get mentioned I thought it was like a uw cheerleader or something

Google "Hope Solo roast beef"

Thanks, I was in the same boat as Pitchfork51, except I knew who Hope Solo was, just didn't know what the roast beef thing was all about. After viewing the pics, I went out in the back yard and cut my dick off with a pair of hedge clippers since I now have no interest in ever using it again.

Trigger warning next time ... please?

 

[PurpleBaze]

Something i will never see #impoor

Pretty sure letting you into the wigwam would be "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." Then again, letting poast here probably is as well.

It's true. That sweet sweet day when he realizes banging deli meats and 15 year olds is not considered cool in the real world.

Hope Solo??1?

Who the fuck is hope solo

I see this name get mentioned I thought it was like a uw cheerleader or something

Google "Hope Solo roast beef"

Thanks, I was in the same boat as Pitchfork51, except I knew who Hope Solo was, just didn't know what the roast beef thing was all about. After viewing the pics, I went out in the back yard and cut my dick off with a pair of hedge clippers since I now have no interest in ever using it again.

Trigger warning next time ... please?

Did you also check out her starfish? It's also quite the sight.

 

[puppylove_sugarsteel]

What is up with todays version of "hipster"? Not that deuche, or anyone of you turds, or ANY fucking Seattle liberal.

Hipsters take good drugs, listen to music with electric guitars and real drums, wear facial hair, DO NOT wear skinny jeans and they lean libertarian to right. (Disqualifies you on all counts Baze)

So tired of todays liberal implants who took the cool out of Seattle. Go back focus on 70's (which i was young) skip 80's, then focus early 90's to 2k. Those eras were when Seattle was cool. You buttfucks messed the whole thing up. Welcome to hipster Seattle now. Pathetic bunch of pussies you all are. At least Pup enjoyed real hip Seattle scene before it got all gummed up. Oh the rock- candy in those days. Should have been called nose candy. A huge bump up the nariz, followed by a little mosh serenade by Cantrell and Staley.... thats hipster Seattle

I went to the Rock Candy in the 90s. But being a goody two shoes from Utard, just drunk, no nose candy.

Hey Yella good for you. Did you hit the Off Ramp bacck then? That was a rockin fuckin bar

 

[YellowSnow]

What is up with todays version of "hipster"? Not that deuche, or anyone of you turds, or ANY fucking Seattle liberal.

Hipsters take good drugs, listen to music with electric guitars and real drums, wear facial hair, DO NOT wear skinny jeans and they lean libertarian to right. (Disqualifies you on all counts Baze)

So tired of todays liberal implants who took the cool out of Seattle. Go back focus on 70's (which i was young) skip 80's, then focus early 90's to 2k. Those eras were when Seattle was cool. You buttfucks messed the whole thing up. Welcome to hipster Seattle now. Pathetic bunch of pussies you all are. At least Pup enjoyed real hip Seattle scene before it got all gummed up. Oh the rock- candy in those days. Should have been called nose candy. A huge bump up the nariz, followed by a little mosh serenade by Cantrell and Staley.... thats hipster Seattle

I went to the Rock Candy in the 90s. But being a goody two shoes from Utard, just drunk, no nose candy.

Hey Yella good for you. Did you hit the Off Ramp bacck then? That was a rockin fuckin bar

Negative. Band I saw there was the Subhumans which was an 80s British punk band. Used to work on the paint crew in the summers at Husky Stadium and there were these little punk
Rocker shits on the crew who recommended them. Good show.

 

[dnc]

Something i will never see #impoor

Pretty sure letting you into the wigwam would be "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." Then again, letting poast here probably is as well.

It's true. That sweet sweet day when he realizes banging deli meats and 15 year olds is not considered cool in the real world.

Hope Solo??1?

Who the fuck is hope solo

I see this name get mentioned I thought it was like a uw cheerleader or something

Google "Hope Solo roast beef"

Thanks, I was in the same boat as Pitchfork51, except I knew who Hope Solo was, just didn't know what the roast beef thing was all about. After viewing the pics, I went out in the back yard and cut my dick off with a pair of hedge clippers since I now have no interest in ever using it again.

Trigger warning next time ... please?

This is what happens when you let one of the fat kids in school into a higher social group because he's good at football. He had the friends, the scholarship offers, and the non-fat girlfriend and should have just been thanking his lucky stars; but no, they always want it all which includes getting some pussy like his skinny friends do.

He and his girlfriend had never done it before even though he desperately wanted to. She would always tell him she just wasn't ready yet but he knew it was because he's fat. It was her prom night and soon after she would graduate, move on to college, and leave him behind with his dick still dry as a Senior to be. This was his last opportunity and when he saw her passed out drunk he took it (literally).

Needless to say when she woke up out of her drunken stooper with a broken hymen and a bloody pussy she was horrified. She quietly cleaned herself up and drove herself home too embarrassed to tell anybody what happened. After that it was over between them. She wouldn't return his calls or texts. When he realized what he had done and why she wasn't responding he got a huge lump in his throat and hoped it would all just blow over with the two of them never talking again.

But after a couple of weeks she couldn't hold onto this secret anymore so she told a friend who convinced her to tell her parents who convinced her to talk to the police and file charges. As soon as word got back to Marco from a mutual friend of their's that she had told her parents what happened he panicked and decided to snatch up his best scholarship offer instead of waiting for offers from Oregon and Washington knowing that if shit hit the fan he would have zero scholarship offers. His parents had no idea why he decided to commit and shut down his recruitment when he had plans to camp at UW and Oregon but their son wanted to go to UCLA so it didn't really matter why; they were just excited for him and proud of him.

Well Marco, looks like shit hit the fan. You fucked up and now you have to deal with the consequences. I bet you started crying like a bitch as soon as the police knocked on your door.

 

[puppylove_sugarsteel]

Oh great now the site is dedicated to millennials

Yup... I'm a 2004 graduate of UW Madison.

Baze i guess you can try to buy your way to HH relevance. Cant hurt I guess

Puppy is actually right for once

Babberass, just shut the cunt. Guess i gotta just get used to your pathetic shtick...i give up. 1st time ive capitulated aqui!! Not worth the energy. Post 50k responseless posts and 2 more threads...i give up. Go unlaid your whole life i give up. You are a rare breed. A cross between grown man'child and special needs. I cant deal with this childish behavior anymore.

Im not done with Baze yet but youre free from my web 8-7-2017

-Puppylove- Sugarsteel

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Oh great now the site is dedicated to millennials

Yup... I'm a 2004 graduate of UW Madison.

Baze i guess you can try to buy your way to HH relevance. Cant hurt I guess

Puppy is actually right for once

Babberass, just shut the cunt. Guess i gotta just get used to your pathetic shtick...i give up. 1st time ive capitulated aqui!! Not worth the energy. Post 50k responseless posts and 2 more threads...i give up. Go unlaid your whole life i give up. You are a rare breed. A cross between grown man'child and special needs. I cant deal with this childish behavior anymore.

Im not done with Baze yet but youre free from my web 8-7-2017

-Puppylove- Sugarsteel

I love you too sugartits.

 

[YellowSnow]

Something i will never see #impoor

Pretty sure letting you into the wigwam would be "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." Then again, letting poast here probably is as well.

It's true. That sweet sweet day when he realizes banging deli meats and 15 year olds is not considered cool in the real world.

Hope Solo??1?

Who the fuck is hope solo

I see this name get mentioned I thought it was like a uw cheerleader or something

Google "Hope Solo roast beef"

Thanks, I was in the same boat as Pitchfork51, except I knew who Hope Solo was, just didn't know what the roast beef thing was all about. After viewing the pics, I went out in the back yard and cut my dick off with a pair of hedge clippers since I now have no interest in ever using it again.

Trigger warning next time ... please?

Are those pics real by the way? Arbies will never be the same.

 

[Swaye]

Fresh pics of roast beef up in the Wigwam!

 

[Pitchfork51]

I'm starting to be really happy I never looked this up

 

[Kaepsknee]

Swaye allegedly has cocktails and a girl there waiting for Baze and everything

This is like bottle service for message boards

Just $129 gets you a VIP pass for the next year

Kreist.

Would someone please chuck 4 molotov cocktails and sew the doors shut?

Thank you.

 

[AZDuck]

PM to @Pitchfork51 aka Bitchfork

 

[YellowSnow]

PM to @Pitchfork51 aka Bitchfork

You are a habitual line crosser, Sir.

 

[dnc]

PM to @Pitchfork51 aka Bitchfork

You are a habitual line stepper, Sir.

 

[Swaye]

PM to @Pitchfork51 aka Bitchfork

You are a habitual line stepper, Sir.

RIP Ts and Ps and shit

 

[YellowSnow]

PM to @Pitchfork51 aka Bitchfork

You are a habitual line stepper, Sir.

JFC DNC - if you're expecting precise quotations, you probably need to find another bored.