Are YOU Team Sirmon or Team Yankoff?

Are YOU Team Sirmon or Team Yankoff?

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I say we have them both line up in shotgun behind the center. One off to the left a little, and the other off to the right. Then, depending on the play, they either snap it to Sirmon or Yankoff. That should really confuse the defense. And the creativity doesn't have to end there. Imagine plays where we snap it to Sirmon and then hand off to Yankoff to run...and then we throw in a wrinkle where we hand off to Yankoff and he throws a pass. Not only would the defense not see that coming, it would also setup play action where we fake the handoff to Yankoff so that the defense will have no idea if we're faking a handoff to 'running' Yankoff or if we're faking a handoff to 'passing' Yankoff, which basically means they get double confused. Then, maybe we bring in the punter on 3rd and long, as if we're just going to play for field position...but Sirmon is the holder, so it's a fake. And who's out there blocking for him? Yankoff of course...along with the punter.
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That reads like the never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line scene in The Princess Bride.

 
Gladstone! Stoked to see you're alive, dude! Crushed old fashioneds with you and Dennis before the game at the speak easy. I think I saw you after the game on Pearl street yelling on your phone.

I don't know shit about either dude besides that they're supposed to be legit; for now I'll go with Yankoff on name alone.

You going to UW/Oregon or UW/Stanford? I just booked my flights.
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Hey man. I'll definitely be at Stanford and will likely host a tailgate assuming the weather is nice. Or I'll be posted up at The Old Pro. @WilburHooksHands will be there as well, among others. See you there?

50/50 on Oregon.
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Sounds good; I'll see you there-

Dennis, you coming out?
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Dennis came out long ago
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Credit to Dennis, I met his girlfriend at the Colorado game, she had that Jennifer Connelly look going; nice catch.
 
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Gladstone! Stoked to see you're alive, dude! Crushed old fashioneds with you and Dennis before the game at the speak easy. I think I saw you after the game on Pearl street yelling on your phone.

I don't know shit about either dude besides that they're supposed to be legit; for now I'll go with Yankoff on name alone.

You going to UW/Oregon or UW/Stanford? I just booked my flights.
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Hey man. I'll definitely be at Stanford and will likely host a tailgate assuming the weather is nice. Or I'll be posted up at The Old Pro. @WilburHooksHands will be there as well, among others. See you there?

50/50 on Oregon.
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Sounds good; I'll see you there-

Dennis, you coming out?
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Dennis came out long ago
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Credit to Dennis, I met his girlfriend at the Colorado game, she had that Jennifer Connelly look going; nice catch.
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Beard or tranny?

Bearded tranny?
 
Hot Topic can finally clear out some of that old Twilight merchandise it's been sitting on.

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I need to get deeper inside you.
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Sorry, but you're definitely Team Yankoff in this instance.
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Needz moar chinz. YVBFE.
 
Thinking about changing the name of the Hardcore Husky Board to simply "Team Yankoff"
 
Colson Yankoff passed for 212 yards and four touchdowns, and rushed for 123 yards and another score — all in the first half — for Coeur d’Alene (4-2), which bounced back from a heartbreaking loss last week at Camas (Wash.).

RUSHING — CC, Jones 4-(minus 7), Leali 7-8, Ross 9-29, Avila 4-(minus 20). Cd’A, Beggerly 3-19, Yankoff 6-123, Morgan 16-95, Throm 1-12, Thompson 3-(minus 14), Sundberg 1-1, Friesz 1-(minus 1).

PASSING — CC, Jones 3-6-0-1, Avila 14-31-0-115. Cd’A, Yankoff 13-24-0-212, Thompson 3-7-0-48, Harrison 0-1-0-0.
 
I team nut the fuck up stop being premadonas sack up and win the job. Also please god don't leave us with the interception machine Haener next year.
 
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