Are you ready for some futbol? US v. Deutschland open thread

[PurpleJ]

Love the dumbass ESPN announcer who doesn't understand that the ref was playing advantage. "The ref missed that one" - no dumbfuck, the ref said play on because Germany still had the ball

 

[AZDuck]

all is hear is Spanish jibber-jabber

No comprende, it's a riddle

 

[PurpleJ]

all is hear is Spanish jibber-jabber

You're lucky. ESPN seems to employ complete fucktards to cover every sport. I'm switching to CBC.

 

[AZDuck]

It seems like our goalie kind of sucks. If the krauts could get some velocity on a shot-on-goal, I think they could score some.

 

[PurpleJ]

Both teams have really good goalies. Germany has several, in fact.

 

[AZDuck]

oh, that was a nice a chance as we're likely to get

 

[AZDuck]

I don't know shit about soccer

Both teams have really good goalies. Germany has several, in fact.

 

[AZDuck]

nice screen set by the ref there

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Useless fact: 6/11 of Deutschland's starters are on Bayern Munich.

 

[PurpleJ]

Nil-nil at half. Tut tut cheerio mate

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

US defense has been really good.

 

[Kaepsknee]

This just in... Michael Bradley sucks big Nigerian wads. He's not even the coaches kid, get him outta there!

 

[Kaepsknee]

Just don't lose by 4 or more goals.... That's all that matters.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Bob Ley just said cheering for a loss is sophistication. I've watched some of the World Cup and it can be fairly entertaining, but going crazy over a loss is pathetic and is everything that is wrong with soccer.

 

[PurpleJ]

I'm happy we got through, but we got our asses handed to us today. Should have been 4-0.

 

[MikeDamone]

I'm happy we got through, but we got our asses handed to us today. Should have been 4-0.

"we" lol

 

[PurpleJ]

I'm happy we got through, but we got our asses handed to us today. Should have been 4-0.

"we" lol

I forgot that Paul Allen owns the USSF. LOL!

 

[MikeDamone]

I'm happy we got through, but we got our asses handed to us today. Should have been 4-0.

"we" lol

I forgot that Paul Allen owns the USSF. LOL!

You're on the team?

 

[DerekJohnson]

I was a little surprised this got pinned as well... but what the hell.

Also, because I'm at work, I can only watch this on Univision

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLL

It was pinned for the clever Hank Williams, Jr. reference but spelled as "futbol"

 

[Gladstone]

Ann Coulter writing for The Onion now?