Are you ready for some futbol? US v. Deutschland open thread

[AZDuck]

 

[PurpleJ]

Tie Germany! Nothing else matters!

 

[Swaye]

We are playing soccer today? Fuck. No Sports Bar for lunch.

 

[AZDuck]

It's a little damp in Recife

 

[PurpleJ]

Alexi Lalas is a blithering idiot. Jesus.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I can't believe this shit gets pinned.

Off season fetal position.

 

[AZDuck]

I was a little surprised this got pinned as well... but what the hell.

Also, because I'm at work, I can only watch this on Univision

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLL

 

[PurpleJ]

I believe that we will tie! I believe that we will tie! I believe that we will tie!

 

[PurpleJ]

If this was a baseball game it would have been canceled.

#fagsport

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

If this was a baseball game it would have been canceled.

#fagsport

In defense of soccer, they play in floods and blizzards. Maybe it's less faggy ($150k) than baseball.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Did we lose yet?

 

[AZDuck]

wow, this is boring

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

wow, this is boring

In related news, I hear the rain in Recife is really wet.

 

[AZDuck]

Hey, we're on Germany's side of the field

 

[AZDuck]

That lasted all of 2 seconds

 

[AZDuck]

Howedes with an early yellow card

 

[PurpleJ]

USA starting to play now. Can't afford many fuckups today.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Hey, we're on Germany's side of the Rhine

 

[AZDuck]

Holy shit the goalie was fucked there, thank god someone else was playing defense

 

[AZDuck]

Gonzalez is fucking awesome