Apu Ika, 2019 5* DT, Salt Lake Shitty (East), UT (Offered)

Ikaika has the easiest job ever. Sell these kids on the Poly culture at UW and tell them they'll be top 15 picks like Shelton and Vita.
 
Need this kid. Another fucking genetic specimen.

He's a lot like Tuli.

He is 360 lbs in high school and isn't in one of those motorized carts fat people need at grocery stores. Thats all I need to know.

You better ask @BallzDeep before you get too happy.

I would rather snort crushed up pez while getting horn fucked by a triceratops

New bored motto?
 
Need this kid. Another fucking genetic specimen.

He's a lot like Tuli.

He is 360 lbs in high school and isn't in one of those motorized carts fat people need at grocery stores. Thats all I need to know.

You better ask @BallzDeep before you get too happy.

I would rather snort crushed up pez while getting horn fucked by a triceratops

YBFE. This is the new bar for analogies on this site. Everyone else step your game up.
 
Looks like he'll be coming to the Spring Game next weekend.

Vita + Gaines, Jaylen + Levi, Tuli + Taki, Paama + Ika?

I fucks with Malloe any day.
 
Per Huffman, Ika dominated the Elite 11 Vegas.

"He's got such a quick first step, with quick hands, he would disengage from his blockers almost instantly, if they were even able to get a hand on them, and would routinely use his strength and quickness to get past the interior linemen to the bag. Ika won the DL MVP on the day."

I know he's going to Bama, but this kid would destroy humans in our? defense.
 
Per Huffman, Ika dominated the Elite 11 Vegas.

"He's got such a quick first step, with quick hands, he would disengage from his blockers almost instantly, if they were even able to get a hand on them, and would routinely use his strength and quickness to get past the interior linemen to the bag. Ika won the DL MVP on the day."

I know he's going to Bama, but this kid would destroy humans in our? defense.

We? Are 2-0 against Bama on west coast poly players head to head crootin. If this kid was black I would agree but he is WASHINGTONS until he isnt.
 
Need this kid. Another fucking genetic specimen.

He's a lot like Tuli.

He is 360 lbs in high school and isn't in one of those motorized carts fat people need at grocery stores. Thats all I need to know.

You better ask @BallzDeep before you get too happy.

I would rather snort crushed up pez while getting horn fucked by a triceratops[/b]

how did u get this arranged? asking for a fren
 
Need this kid. Another fucking genetic specimen.

He's a lot like Tuli.

He is 360 lbs in high school and isn't in one of those motorized carts fat people need at grocery stores. Thats all I need to know.

You better ask @BallzDeep before you get too happy.

I would rather snort crushed up pez while getting horn fucked by a triceratops[/b]

how did u get this arranged? asking for a fren

Drink Steel Reserve and anything can happen
 
Per Huffman, Ika dominated the Elite 11 Vegas.

"He's got such a quick first step, with quick hands, he would disengage from his blockers almost instantly, if they were even able to get a hand on them, and would routinely use his strength and quickness to get past the interior linemen to the bag. Ika won the DL MVP on the day."

I know he's going to Bama, but this kid would destroy humans in our? defense.

We? Are 2-0 against Bama on west coast poly players head to head crootin. If this kid was black I would agree but he is WASHINGTONS until he isnt.

Already repressed Cameron Latu? Or do we just not count bucks at this point?
 
Per Huffman, Ika dominated the Elite 11 Vegas.

"He's got such a quick first step, with quick hands, he would disengage from his blockers almost instantly, if they were even able to get a hand on them, and would routinely use his strength and quickness to get past the interior linemen to the bag. Ika won the DL MVP on the day."

I know he's going to Bama, but this kid would destroy humans in our? defense.

We? Are 2-0 against Bama on west coast poly players head to head crootin. If this kid was black I would agree but he is WASHINGTONS until he isnt.

Already repressed Cameron Latu? Or do we just not count bucks at this point?

Yea but still
 
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