Apple Cup

I don't get it...maybe because I'm a Jack Doog. There is a lot of talk about Cuog obsessing over UW (deserved, and true), but there appears to be some obsession over "little brother"...They are a historical, traditional rival that we have the upper hand on to date, and always will. They know they are little bro, and anyone who is a little bro loves nothing more than getting under big bro's skin.

The AC has always been an event, rife with passion, shit talking between co-workers, friends, families...It is intense, and it is fun. That's not happening with Purdue, or Northwestern, or Wisky, or anyone else in the B1G...I don't know about y'all, but I have a hell of a lot more interest going forward with the AC, as opposed to non-conference games with San Jose State, Tulsa, Nevada (Chris Tormey alert!), Georgia State...et.al.

I was talking to someone today about Thanksgiving football, and it really pisses me off that Texas and aTm no longer play on Thanksgiving, because aTm bitched out when they went to the SEC. They are rivals, rivals who haven't played each other for years...

Wherever the Cuog end up, I hope they kick ass, and I hope the Dawgs kick their ass, every year, Montlake, Lumen, Pullman, or fucking Ellensburg...same as it ever was
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You had me up until the part about them kicking ass.
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It is in reference to quality wins…
 
Ultimately this will be a B/C game we get a free win out of but still manage to make revenue from bc fans will show up.

I'm fine with giving the cougs severance of a few more games in Pullman to realize their new place in the world.

Beyond 2028 no more games out there though. Coug will make more money coming to Seattle anyways in there new found poverty.
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By then they'll be so cash strapped they'll have to sell Martin Stadium and turn it into a six flags. An annual Seattle game will be their only option. Or they can just fuck off and die and we'll never hear from them again.
 
I don't get it...maybe because I'm a Jack Doog. There is a lot of talk about Cuog obsessing over UW (deserved, and true), but there appears to be some obsession over "little brother"...They are a historical, traditional rival that we have the upper hand on to date, and always will. They know they are little bro, and anyone who is a little bro loves nothing more than getting under big bro's skin.

The AC has always been an event, rife with passion, shit talking between co-workers, friends, families...It is intense, and it is fun. That's not happening with Purdue, or Northwestern, or Wisky, or anyone else in the B1G...I don't know about y'all, but I have a hell of a lot more interest going forward with the AC, as opposed to non-conference games with San Jose State, Tulsa, Nevada (Chris Tormey alert!), Georgia State...et.al.

I was talking to someone today about Thanksgiving football, and it really pisses me off that Texas and aTm no longer play on Thanksgiving, because aTm bitched out when they went to the SEC. They are rivals, rivals who haven't played each other for years...

Wherever the Cuog end up, I hope they kick ass, and I hope the Dawgs kick their ass, every year, Montlake, Lumen, Pullman, or fucking Ellensburg...same as it ever was
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Unfortunately we need to stop romanticizing the past. Cross state rivalries meant something when college football was a regional sport.

Despite what I’ve said in group chats and on message boards, I don’t take any joy in the Apple Cup winding down. Being one of the few Husky fans in my Eastern Washington hometown, I grew up around the Coug shit talk. It was fun when there was more parity between the schools.

But UW and other west coast schools kept sacrificing what was best for them on the altar of maintaining tradition for far too long, which enabled the SEC and B1G to jump ahead while the Pac 12 slowly bled out.
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Bama still plays Chattanooga. The Big has plenty of irrelevant programs that start with i. I don't think keeping the cuog is what held the Pac 12 back.

If anything, leadership at places like Washington upper campus and Stanford etc. Held the conference back. Wazzu was on board with going full game day faggotry to stay relevant.
 
Oregon is UW’s rival.

That’s it. That’s all there needs to be.
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Disagree. Its been fun and memorable over the years.

And it’s always fun to pick on little brother.
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I can go with that. I just wouldn't call WSU a rival. Technically, maybe. But in reality, a rival should be someone you have some respect for -- and someone that has a good chance of beating your ass.
 
I don't get it...maybe because I'm a Jack Doog. There is a lot of talk about Cuog obsessing over UW (deserved, and true), but there appears to be some obsession over "little brother"...They are a historical, traditional rival that we have the upper hand on to date, and always will. They know they are little bro, and anyone who is a little bro loves nothing more than getting under big bro's skin.

The AC has always been an event, rife with passion, shit talking between co-workers, friends, families...It is intense, and it is fun. That's not happening with Purdue, or Northwestern, or Wisky, or anyone else in the B1G...I don't know about y'all, but I have a hell of a lot more interest going forward with the AC, as opposed to non-conference games with San Jose State, Tulsa, Nevada (Chris Tormey alert!), Georgia State...et.al.

I was talking to someone today about Thanksgiving football, and it really pisses me off that Texas and aTm no longer play on Thanksgiving, because aTm bitched out when they went to the SEC. They are rivals, rivals who haven't played each other for years...

Wherever the Cuog end up, I hope they kick ass, and I hope the Dawgs kick their ass, every year, Montlake, Lumen, Pullman, or fucking Ellensburg...same as it ever was
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Definitely the part about playing cuog being more interesting than all the other fbs bullshit we schedule OOC on a regular basis.

The attendance numbers alone are probably going to be higher than plenty of the conference games with shitty Big dreck. Higher ratings too. House money.

Some of the people protesting an obvious easy win for us? Are acting like jilted lovers bc of cuog shit talk. Act like Big brother already. Acting bitter about the break up is for the ugly girl left crying at home.
 
Oregon is UW’s rival.

That’s it. That’s all there needs to be.
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Disagree. Its been fun and memorable over the years.

And it’s always fun to pick on little brother.
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The 2018 Minshew AC was one of my favorite Husky games of all time, so you’re not wrong.

I just don’t see many of those type of games moving forward.
 
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I don't get it...maybe because I'm a Jack Doog. There is a lot of talk about Cuog obsessing over UW (deserved, and true), but there appears to be some obsession over "little brother"...They are a historical, traditional rival that we have the upper hand on to date, and always will. They know they are little bro, and anyone who is a little bro loves nothing more than getting under big bro's skin.

The AC has always been an event, rife with passion, shit talking between co-workers, friends, families...It is intense, and it is fun. That's not happening with Purdue, or Northwestern, or Wisky, or anyone else in the B1G...I don't know about y'all, but I have a hell of a lot more interest going forward with the AC, as opposed to non-conference games with San Jose State, Tulsa, Nevada (Chris Tormey alert!), Georgia State...et.al.

I was talking to someone today about Thanksgiving football, and it really pisses me off that Texas and aTm no longer play on Thanksgiving, because aTm bitched out when they went to the SEC. They are rivals, rivals who haven't played each other for years...

Wherever the Cuog end up, I hope they kick ass, and I hope the Dawgs kick their ass, every year, Montlake, Lumen, Pullman, or fucking Ellensburg...same as it ever was
Click to expand...

Definitely the part about playing cuog being more interesting than all the other fbs bullshit we schedule OOC on a regular basis.

The attendance numbers alone are probably going to be higher than plenty of the conference games with shitty Big dreck. Higher ratings too. House money.

Some of the people protesting an obvious easy win for us? Are acting like jilted lovers bc of cuog shit talk[/b]. Act like Big brother already. Acting bitter about the break up is for the ugly girl left crying at home.
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Guilty as charged. Cuog tears have annoyed me to the point where I wanted UW to tell them to fuck off, die, and be a cheap funeral.
 
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I don't get it...maybe because I'm a Jack Doog. There is a lot of talk about Cuog obsessing over UW (deserved, and true), but there appears to be some obsession over "little brother"...They are a historical, traditional rival that we have the upper hand on to date, and always will. They know they are little bro, and anyone who is a little bro loves nothing more than getting under big bro's skin.

The AC has always been an event, rife with passion, shit talking between co-workers, friends, families...It is intense, and it is fun. That's not happening with Purdue, or Northwestern, or Wisky, or anyone else in the B1G...I don't know about y'all, but I have a hell of a lot more interest going forward with the AC, as opposed to non-conference games with San Jose State, Tulsa, Nevada (Chris Tormey alert!), Georgia State...et.al.

I was talking to someone today about Thanksgiving football, and it really pisses me off that Texas and aTm no longer play on Thanksgiving, because aTm bitched out when they went to the SEC. They are rivals, rivals who haven't played each other for years...

Wherever the Cuog end up, I hope they kick ass, and I hope the Dawgs kick their ass, every year, Montlake, Lumen, Pullman, or fucking Ellensburg...same as it ever was
Click to expand...

Definitely the part about playing cuog being more interesting than all the other fbs bullshit we schedule OOC on a regular basis.

The attendance numbers alone are probably going to be higher than plenty of the conference games with shitty Big dreck. Higher ratings too. House money.

Some of the people protesting an obvious easy win for us? Are acting like jilted lovers bc of cuog shit talk[/b]. Act like Big brother already. Acting bitter about the break up is for the ugly girl left crying at home.
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Guilty as charged. Cuog tears have annoyed me to the point where I wanted UW to tell them to fuck off, die, and be a cheap funeral.
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That's the hilarious part, these people would be happy if the AC died on their bitter Betty tears. "I never want to talk to you again Chad!"

Nah, you're going to keep replying to our 2am "You up?" Texts bc you have no other options Betty. You're going to be driving over to our place and leaving quietly when we are done too.

We? don't even need to pretend this is anything but a convenient arrangement for us from now on. Cry all you want on your way home about how this is the last time you'll let yourself be used, we'll be laughing with our friends in the morning about slumming it once again.
 
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I don't get it...maybe because I'm a Jack Doog. There is a lot of talk about Cuog obsessing over UW (deserved, and true), but there appears to be some obsession over "little brother"...They are a historical, traditional rival that we have the upper hand on to date, and always will. They know they are little bro, and anyone who is a little bro loves nothing more than getting under big bro's skin.

The AC has always been an event, rife with passion, shit talking between co-workers, friends, families...It is intense, and it is fun. That's not happening with Purdue, or Northwestern, or Wisky, or anyone else in the B1G...I don't know about y'all, but I have a hell of a lot more interest going forward with the AC, as opposed to non-conference games with San Jose State, Tulsa, Nevada (Chris Tormey alert!), Georgia State...et.al.

I was talking to someone today about Thanksgiving football, and it really pisses me off that Texas and aTm no longer play on Thanksgiving, because aTm bitched out when they went to the SEC. They are rivals, rivals who haven't played each other for years...

Wherever the Cuog end up, I hope they kick ass, and I hope the Dawgs kick their ass, every year, Montlake, Lumen, Pullman, or fucking Ellensburg...same as it ever was
Click to expand...

Definitely the part about playing cuog being more interesting than all the other fbs bullshit we schedule OOC on a regular basis.

The attendance numbers alone are probably going to be higher than plenty of the conference games with shitty Big dreck. Higher ratings too. House money.

Some of the people protesting an obvious easy win for us? Are acting like jilted lovers bc of cuog shit talk[/b]. Act like Big brother already. Acting bitter about the break up is for the ugly girl left crying at home.
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Guilty as charged. Cuog tears have annoyed me to the point where I wanted UW to tell them to fuck off, die, and be a cheap funeral.
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That's the hilarious part, these people would be happy if the AC died on their bitter Betty tears. "I never want to talk to you again Chad!"

Nah, you're going to keep replying to our 2am "You up?" Texts bc you have no other options Betty. You're going to be driving over to our place and leaving quietly when we are done too. [/b]

We? don't even need to pretend this is anything but a convenient arrangement for us from now on. Cry all you want on your way home about how this is the last time you'll let yourself be used, we'll be laughing with our friends in the morning about slumming it once again.
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I always preferred to go to their place, easy to escape and not have to pretend to not be hungry for breakfast the next morning.
 
My best pick up line ever

So where are we eating breakfast in the morning?

Even her boyfriend laughed.
 
My best pick up line ever

So where are we eating breakfast in the morning?

Even her boyfriend laughed.
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Where did you and her boyfriend go in the morning?
 
I don't get it...maybe because I'm a Jack Doog. There is a lot of talk about Cuog obsessing over UW (deserved, and true), but there appears to be some obsession over "little brother"...They are a historical, traditional rival that we have the upper hand on to date, and always will. They know they are little bro, and anyone who is a little bro loves nothing more than getting under big bro's skin.

The AC has always been an event, rife with passion, shit talking between co-workers, friends, families...It is intense, and it is fun. That's not happening with Purdue, or Northwestern, or Wisky, or anyone else in the B1G...I don't know about y'all, but I have a hell of a lot more interest going forward with the AC, as opposed to non-conference games with San Jose State, Tulsa, Nevada (Chris Tormey alert!), Georgia State...et.al.

I was talking to someone today about Thanksgiving football, and it really pisses me off that Texas and aTm no longer play on Thanksgiving, because aTm bitched out when they went to the SEC. They are rivals, rivals who haven't played each other for years...

Wherever the Cuog end up, I hope they kick ass, and I hope the Dawgs kick their ass, every year, Montlake, Lumen, Pullman, or fucking Ellensburg...same as it ever was
Click to expand...

Definitely the part about playing cuog being more interesting than all the other fbs bullshit we schedule OOC on a regular basis.

The attendance numbers alone are probably going to be higher than plenty of the conference games with shitty Big dreck. Higher ratings too. House money.

Some of the people protesting an obvious easy win for us? Are acting like jilted lovers bc of cuog shit talk[/b]. Act like Big brother already. Acting bitter about the break up is for the ugly girl left crying at home.
Click to expand...

Guilty as charged. Cuog tears have annoyed me to the point where I wanted UW to tell them to fuck off, die, and be a cheap funeral.
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That's the hilarious part, these people would be happy if the AC died on their bitter Betty tears. "I never want to talk to you again Chad!"

Nah, you're going to keep replying to our 2am "You up?" Texts bc you have no other options Betty. You're going to be driving over to our place and leaving quietly when we are done too.

We? don't even need to pretend this is anything but a convenient arrangement for us from now on. Cry all you want on your way home about how this is the last time you'll let yourself be used, we'll be laughing with our friends in the morning about slumming it once again.
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I feel attacked by this post.

Being the obvious “Chad” in this situation.
 
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