Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

[Swaye]

Only a couple more hours until date time. Need to decide if I should shower or go with natural musk.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Only a couple more hours until date time. Need to decide if I should shower or go with natural musk.

Seafood was a weird choice. Just get some sashimi at Ra and go pound.

 

[Swaye]

Only a couple more hours until date time. Need to decide if I should shower or go with natural musk.

Seafood was a weird choice. Just get some sashimi at Ra and go pound.

Oysters make me hard as a diamond in an ice storm.

 

[Swaye]

Commencing seafood date night with Dirty Red. Pray it ends in full on get down gorilla sex with no AIDS.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Damn edit

 

[Pitchfork51]

Commencing seafood date night with Dirty Red. Pray it ends in full on get down gorilla sex with no AIDS.

Only a couple more hours until date time. Need to decide if I should shower or go with natural musk.

Seafood was a weird choice. Just get some sashimi at Ra and go pound.

Oysters make me hard as a diamond in an ice storm.

I guess at your age that is a consideration

 

[TurdBomber]

Commencing seafood date night with Dirty Red. Pray it ends in full on get down gorilla sex with no AIDS.

Only a couple more hours until date time. Need to decide if I should shower or go with natural musk.

Seafood was a weird choice. Just get some sashimi at Ra and go pound.

Oysters make me hard as a diamond in an ice storm.

I guess at your age that is a consideration

It's not the age. It's the mileage.

 

[whlinder]

Peeple in Winchister eat seafood?

 

[pawz]

I think the title of this thread needs to be renamed from "My Life Sucks"

I still lost my best jacket and 400 bucks. That sucked.

You shouldn't have been allowed to "dig".

Very very common poker rule.

 

[minion_doog]

Did you ever bang that teacher with big tits in Jamaica or wherever?

She's CLS you bumbling idiot.

I'm supposed to keep track of Swaye's sluts?

I'm just a GIF poasting, AIDS spreading, new-feesh-doog, but I've got those freaky tales dialed. the. fuck. in.

 

[DeepSeaZ]

No Swaye updates. I’ll just assume CLS and Red set him up and scalped his ballsack. He ded.

 

[Pitchfork51]

The old red set him up to get robbed by her meth dealing boyfriend.

 

[TurdBomber]

The old red set him up to get robbed by her meth dealing boyfriend.

So long as it's a post-motorboat & smash, our favorite Injun is probably fine with that trade.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Why isn't this thread pinned?

 

[PurpleThrobber]

The old red set him up to get robbed by her meth dealing boyfriend.

Kidney. Gone.

 

[Pitchfork51]

The old red set him up to get robbed by her meth dealing boyfriend.

Kidney. Gone.

I'm hearing new red isnt much better

 

[Swaye]

It's almost 4am and I'm pissing sideways!

 

[backthepack]

It's almost 4am and I'm pissing sideways!

Clutch!

 

[Swaye]

It's almost 4am and I'm pissing sideways!

Clutch!

Thanks for the positive words, but to be honest, she's a 29 year old slut. I'm probably lucky number 50 to climb up in that. Met for dinner, had food and drinks, could barely get the check paid she wanted to get back to her place so fast. Which was good, because she is sort of boring. Smash it twice at her place, and I gotta say, not the best. Super hot chick. Fantastic body, really pretty face, great ass and huge tits. But just sort of meh in the sack. As @BearsWiin would say, nothing special.

I'm never let down when I get laid, but this was probably the worst lay in the last three or four years. Made even worse by the fact that she is so damn good to look at. It's like a Ferrari with a Ford Focus engine transplant. You walk up to it thinking you will have the time of your life, and then you drive it and it's lame.

I think the best solution is to go out with her one more time while CLS and I are "just dating," and make sure I didn't misread anything. If she sucks next time, drop her like a bag of bricks.

Worst part? No blowie. Chicks really need to know if they won't go down about the best they can score on a scale of 1 to 10 is a 5. And they drop from there. Meh. Was nice to see those huge tits naked I guess. Really needed the hummer though.