Anyone Hear Sark and Dan Patrick this Morning?

mobey

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Will Ferrell was co-hosting as Ron Burgundy.

Fucker Sark said he didn't even give USC a thought until after the AC when they called him.

Before that he was totally concentrating on winning a championship.

 
He was being the weaselly little fucker we all know and hate.

And yeah, he was concentrating 100% on winning a championship.

Also "I left UW in really good condition for the next guy. He'll really be loaded."

What a class A cocksucker.

Ah, so he left on a whim... good to know... or maybe he was being Sarkastic....

 
Whenever I hear Sark talk, I'm forced to think of waste coming out of the mouth of a two faced, three chinned, 12 year old fat boy.
 
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It's nice at least that Sark pretty much outed himself as a complete dirtbag. Watchin the train wreck of him in the LA media is going to be such a great movie.
 
Ahem, that would be OFFSEASON NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP! Don't you fucksticks know anything?
 
Did he suddenly-senior Kearse and Co just to be a dick? Why would he give a fuck about scholarship numbers for next year if he planned on bailing for USC. I wonder if he was as surprised as we were when USC hired him.
 
It was actually the modified NW championship. OR st, Bozo st, wazzu, Idaho state bitches. Anyone know where I can buy the t-shirt and check them off like braxton cleman?
 
Will Ferrell was co-hosting as Ron Burgundy.

Fucker Sark said he didn't even give USC a thought until after the AC when they called him.

Before that he was totally concentrating on winning a championship.

You're still listening to what this asshole has to say? He's off of our hands, we don't have to pay attn. to his bullshit anymore. Do yourself a favor and cease and desist.

 
Did he suddenly-senior Kearse and Co just to be a dick? Why would he give a fuck about scholarship numbers for next year if he planned on bailing for USC. I wonder if he was as surprised as we were when USC hired him.

I was wondering that very thing.

Pretty fucked up if you ask me.
 
What's funny is you guys aren't pissed he's gone. You guys are pissed because he left before you could fire him.

not me

IDGAF. I never gave a f*** about the rumors about the alleged waitresses or Erin Andrews either ( maybe if it was proven). I just wasn't happy with 2012 and 2013. He is a Condom problem now. Move on.
 
What's funny is you guys aren't pissed he's gone. You guys are pissed because he left before you could fire him.

not me

IDGAF. I never gave a f*** about the rumors about the alleged waitresses or Erin Andrews either ( maybe if it was proven). I just wasn't happy with 2012 and 2013. He is a Condom problem now. Move on.

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