Another Sark receipt

ON a related note, I hear Don Diego's had to lay off half of their staff now that Seven isn't drinking anymore.
 
http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636947519381966848http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636951409263439872http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636951903780274176
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http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636947519381966848http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636951409263439872http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636951903780274176
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Never change Sark. 42 shots of Patron at an outing with assistant coaches and their families. In the two receipts there are porbably less than 10 beers or wines and 92 shots of Patron. Sounds like a real nice outing with the assistant coaches and their families.
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That's where Sark being stupid really comes through. There's ways to handle these. But saying something insipid like, "some really quality dialog that took place that weekend," just plain bullshit.
 
It was a chance for the head coach to treat assistants and their families? I don't know if Sark understands that you can't "treat" someone if someone else is picking up the tab.
 
If you want to make accusations out here, take responsibility for them. Sign your real name to them. If not, that's what gets deleted. Always have, always will. You don't get to trash people out here anonymously. Use your real name or don't do it.
 
That's pretty impressive actually. I just looked at both time stamps and both have 45+ tequila shots and both cashed out before 8:30pm. Haha I'm sure there was plenty of important dialogue going on. I will preface it to say I have no problem w/ udub picking up the tab, all companies do this shit once in a while as a nice meal for "morale". But 45 tequila shots before 8pm, that's pretty fucking funny. When we have company meals, the bill usually comes out to a couple G's but if you line item it, it's 20 meals, 4 jack and cokes, 3 G&Ts, 5 crown and waters, 4 bay breeze, 22 miller lites, 7 bottles of wine, 3 margaritas, etc. You usually don't convince 15-20 or so people to all drink tequila shots for dinner.

I'm willing to bet it went like this: coaches wives: 3 coronas, 2 Pacificos, 3 Negro Modelos. Doubting all wives/mistresses went, wilcox ain't married, so guessing 2 drinks/person, roughly. i.e., I doubt cozzetto's 65 year old wife went to hang with a bunch of 20-30somethings for a weekend. Then 1-2 were probably prego or something.

Sark: siete tequila shots + 2 more, 1 Mediana?, Dos Equis
Nansen: 8 tequila shots, 1 Cadillac?
Cozzetto: 1 Corona
Paopao: 5 tequila shots
Lupoi: 6 tequila shots
Kiesau: 2 tequila shots
Tui: 6 tequila shots
Wilcox: 4 tequila shots
Sirmon: 5 tequila shots
Heyward: 2 tequila shots, 3 grand marniers
 
http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636947729407590400
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We can't even be certain that he has a drinking problem, but it is really good to see how on top of all this he is.

I got to ask though, why all the overkill? No booze in the locker room, unnecessary psychotherapy, down-ups... Over what??? a little meds and a smidge of booze at a company event? Same thing happened to me!
 
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I just spent more last night at a work dinner with 6 people but it was mostly meals. That tequila shot situation is just ridiculous. At 8.
 
All within 78 mins on the first go around too.

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