Another DWAG for life

Sark is at the point where he doesn't have to get on all fours and bark at people's doors, or show up to Yelm and cheer with pom pom's during their state championship parade.

Lanning still has to do those things even with having bags on hand.
true, but Sark is a yo yo dieting fatty who yells at tunnel personnel.
 
Sark is at the point where he doesn't have to get on all fours and bark at people's doors, or show up to Yelm and cheer with pom pom's during their state championship parade.

Lanning still has to do those things even with having bags on hand.
true, but Sark is a yo yo dieting fatty who yells at tunnel personnel.
Huh?

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Sark is at the point where he doesn't have to get on all fours and bark at people's doors, or show up to Yelm and cheer with pom pom's during their state championship parade.

Lanning still has to do those things even with having bags on hand.
true, but Sark is a yo yo dieting fatty who yells at tunnel personnel.
He is definitely weird and always seem uncomfortable on TV but he still has the "offensive genius" shit being pounded into everyone's skulls and has the backing of Texas so as to not have to be buddies with these kids.
This 37 year old that looks similar to me but with party/coke eyes, will bro it up with you, promise you snaps plus hand you a bag is definitely more effective in this new fucktarded era of recruiting.
 
I was having a perfectly good time hating a traitor and this fucking school shooter has to ruin it🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
 
but isn't this guy always also going on and on about how Washington's rosters are stocked with Rhodes Scholars and upstanding citizens and what not? I'm not about to rake Curtis Williams over the coals to the make the point here, but he wasn't exactly a saint. I wouldn't lead a weird comment like that with Curtis Williams.
I also wouldn't say he gave his life for UW. I'm sure his family has a different take. Aside from being melodramatic, it's more accurate to say the game took away his life; he didn't give anything.
It's a particularly bad flex but a habitually bad flexer.
 
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If Duck fans don't give this shithead the nickname The Profit they're falling miserably. Possibly the most clever sports nickname I've ever come up with.
 
I bet the bag wasn’t much bigger than what Texas offered.

Fuck that guy.
probably smelled the Sark on Sark
What's the smell on Lanning? Did he just say something else really mundane and not clever and got t-shirts printed of it?
fair point. but as someone said about Phil Knight, my hate focus is a personal choice. I never said it was rational.
that said, from a distance Sark seems like a bigger douche; and Lanning’s sample size isn’t big enough yet for a permanent nickname like SWS. give it time.
Willing to bet Lanning is as bad if not worse than Sark. He just hasn't had to face a drip of adversity as a head coach yet. Both are supremely benefiting now from college football becoming such a shit show now no good coaches want to coach it anymore and/or are just looking for paths to the NFL.

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